Sam and fishsticks Part 4 "ItrytoavoidSam"

Freddie POV time: S2 right after"Irockedthevote" (which was the episode right after the awesome ikiss)

(Again we seem to have a problem clicking that little review button down there. Sam says it's shiny and will beat you with a butter sock if you don't. I uploaded it because I really like this chapter it's my favorite so far. But I waited for quite a while because of our little review problem. This needs someone to click that button and give me a good comment before continuing Sam will get you if you don't. If you want updates on when I'll upload and stuff check my profile page. Now about this Chapter. Freddie goes pretty bad for him by ditching both lunch and recess just to avoid Fishstick Sam. Sam gets him from the bush and I'm pretty sure you'll like what she does with him afterward. READ AND REVIEW OR SAM WILL HIT YOU WITH THAT BUTTER SOCK! (yes I know Itakeondingo came out later but who's to say she didn't have the stick before. It's not even in this story it's to make you hug that review button.)

I walk into the cafeteria pretty quickly after fourth period. Oh gosh I smell fish -fishstick day again uggh. I suddenly wish I hadn't walked in. As you know by now Sam does some of her craziest stuff on fishstick days. I know what'll happen. I can't avoid class (I'd so be dead if did plus I'm not bad like Sam) but maybe I can avoid just lunch. Lunch is always the worst of it and then recess but I can run away slightly better in an open field. She still gets me though chasing just stalls a few seconds. There is quite a few people here I don't think they'll notice much if one's missing. I look around before walking twords the door again. People are just starting to enter and get in line and such. I can switch out pretty easily. Wait- Carly. I can't eat lunch with her and I'm pretty sure she'll notice. Well avoiding Sam is more important right now to me at least. Carly's not yet in here I'll wait by the door. I wait a second and when she comes I pull her aside.

"What is it, Freddie?" She asks.

"They have Fishsticks. I'm uh skipping. Sam won't notice hyped up on fishsticks. She thought I was a brown squirrel and she's probably crazy enough to mistake Gibby for me or something. You understand and can cover for me right?"

She nods and I run out to the hall and outside and I eat. I feel like such a bad boy by doing this. I might have picked up something from Sam a bit. .….. Ahh I picked something up from Sam a bit! But that day not too long ago. Heck it had only be three weeks. She did something worse then usual to me by overhearing me say to Carly that I hadn't kissed anyone and revealing it on the webshow leading to everyone making fun and I basically had to hide on my balcony listening to music, going on my laptop, and not talking to anyone. Then she did something well…..sweet (suppose it could be possible for her if you really dig in there, very rare though.) She apologized, live on the show. Then a few minutes later she came over. She was being nice and apologizing for everything, we talked and again kissing was brought up so we-

No no no I can't think about that. Can't keep thinking about that . I like Carly…Right? Besides Sam and I hate each other and that's how it'll always be. ..Right? Ah Freddie get off that topic anyway.

So last week we had to film a music video for a really jerky guy. Wait I just heard a noise - Could it be a teacher?! Ahhhhhhh!

Wait no it came from the bushes, probably a squirrel. I then hear a voice.

"Bensonnnnn I will get youu rawwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Ahhhh creature in the- wait that's Sam's voice. Ahhh Sam in the bush! She then jumps out landing right on top of me.

"You can't run away from mama silly cat! Carlayyy sucks nub cheese at lying about where you is by the way."

"Isn't it supposed to be where you-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

She proceeds to hold my arms down, slap me, hit me on the head with the tray she had just cleared, and stand up kicking me. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! She's sooo physical. Why do I put up with her crap anyway? Oh well because…um well let's get off that subject again. She then sits on top of my body right where she was kicking me (owww).

" Don't trys avoidinnn lunch again fried dingo boy or I will get youu baddddd in toooo mannyy wayyzzzz "

Um… wow. I wanna say something back but since it hurts I end up yelling out.

"Ok Ok!"

She gets off me finally. "Darn right box of oyster flags"

She says the weirdest stuff on fishsticks. Reminds me how I need to stop her from getting to other stuff in the future.

"What?"

"Rainbow chipppsss"

I check my watch.

"Isn't it time for recess?"

" Banana kay. I will lead you little polka dotted duckity duck."

She then picks me up and throws me over her shoulders. This wouldn't be the first time she's done it but when she ate fishsticks I'm a little concerned.

"I will carry youuu fretinsock!"

Her nicknames for me are always creative.

"Ahh jeez Sam!" I try to kick her but I know it' s no use.

Wait she's totally heading the wrong way! Why the friken chiz are we in the street?"

"Tell me why we're headed for the kiddy playground!"

"Cause I wanna push you in the swing baby boy"

"Sam, We're in friken high school now!"

"Awww cute widdle baby Fweddie wanna be gwoood uppers. Well no soyyyy nooodle for youuuuu"

Wait she said aww and cute and baby in reference to me. Ahh- well right know I have to worry about this.

"What? No Sam No!"

She tries stuffing me in the kiddy swing. I'm positive it's squooshing my internal organs!"

"I'm not Sam, stupid. I'm captainn Wafflepasteeee! Now why won't you fit baby?"

"Cause I'm not a baby especially not your b-"

"Don't struggle and call me captain wafflepaste Baby Benson!"

She violently bangs me against the seat. Owwww. I'm somehow in but I'm so squished and sticking out it's not funny.

"There your in"

"I'm smushed and it hurts, captain wafflepaste."

I struggle a little then Sam pushes me and I fly out. I land face first in the woodchips. I'm scratched.

"Ow it stings!"

"Your not a chipmunk tail you can't fly silly Fredlyo"

Sam runs back to school screaming.

"Captain wafflepaste awwaaaayyy!"

I am left in the wood chips. I wait a minute before I get up and walk back. I am never ever ever skipping lunch and recess again no matter what.

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