Dodges tomatoes and forks
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Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto! Or: 錬金術属していませんように思えます。それに属している岸本斉史！
Thank you Melodramatic Writer! Thank you for being the beta for this story!
"Normal talking"
Thinking
(Myself to readers)
'The nine-tailed fox talking.'
Title: Memories
Chapter Five: Nai vs. Hyre, The News
Author: Hyuga Hinani
The next morning...
Naruto gang: Wait whoa aren't you gunna argue with us at all today?
Me: No...I'm too tired to argue so here's the story...
Naruto gang: shrug O.K.
The next morning the wolves were up bright and early. Nai rushed out at the scent of blood, fresh kill. Miko and Niko followed close behind.
"Papa...w-who is it?" Niko asked shivering in fear. Nai growled for Niko and Miko to leave. So they did, but Miko argued first, sadly losing.
"Who are you, come out!" Nai yelled. The person tsk-ed.
"SHOW YOURSELF!" The leader howled.
"Dumb dog (remember that), your master killed my brother and I shall kill you!" The person cried, jumping from atop, to attack Nai. Nai jumped out of his way.
"I have no right killing you." Nai said turning around and walking back into the house.
"Stupid dog! (Remember it) Come back here!" The man yelled, his voice getting deeper.
"DON'T MISTAKE ME FOR THOSE FOWL ANIMALS!" The wolf yelled as he grew bigger, his fur growing longer, eyes turning red.
"I am NOT a DOG, I'm a WOLF! W-O-L-F! Don't EVER call me a DOG!" Nai yelled, spitting DOG out in disgust.
The man backed away in fear of Nai. He hadn't expected that tiny dog (there it is again) to be so...so...so tough!
"What's your name? Huh? Human? What is it?" Nai growled loudly.
"Ugh...my name...err..." The now tiny man whispered.
"Yes, your name retard!" Nai said.
"Am I being ambiguous? Huh? No, I think not, so what's your name?" Nai said, now calmer.
"My name...it's um...Hyre." The man sighed out.
"Okay, Hyre, it's time to fight!" Nai yelled, trying to not act big.
"Nai, get in here you have to eat!" A rough voice yelled from inside the house.
"I'm busy!" Nai whined. "Fine, no breakfast for you!" The voice said.
Nai got this fierce look in his face that would make you want to kill yourself then be killed by him.
Hyre ran for his life, but never got too far, Nai's gigantic paw step on him. (Not much of a battle)
Nai put on this bored look on, lifted the paw that he squished Hyre with and licked it.
"Nai, are you finished? Cause I got news!" Miko's tiny voice yelled.
The large wolf finished eating Hyre's small body and sighed in distress. Nai turned back to normal and walked into the Uchiha mansion.
"Listen you dog! (Ugh, here it is...AGAIN) You don't leave without my permission, got it?" Sasuke yelled.
"Whatever..." Nai said bored.
"But, you made me...I mean your wife and daughter worried sick!" Sasuke yelled.
"Huh?" Nai said as he walked into the living room.
"Nai I have news, I'm gunna have a litter of pups!" Miko said in excitement. "Crap." Nai and Sasuke cursed.
"Ahhh! She's gunna hurt me, I'm gunna die! WAAAH!" Sasuke yelled dropping to his knees in sorrow.
"Dammit!" Nai yelled.
"How could this happen?!" The avenger hissed out.
"Well, you see when a mommy and a daddy-" Miko began.
"I know that part!" Sasuke said, displeased.
"Okay, so yeah...I wish you luck dude." Nai said nervously to Sasuke.
"Whatever..." Sasuke said as he walked slowly up to his bedroom.
HN
Naruto, Hinata, and the others were talking about their past adventures, when all of a sudden they hear a scream coming from the east. Hinata's face become straight and she headed that way. Only to find Kankuro, in front of a hot spring talking to no one.
"Who the, what are you talking to stupid?" Hinata barked, but he didn't seem to hear her.
"Kankurooooooooo..." I pleasing woman's voice yelled out.
Kankuro began drooling. "Yes? Who's there?!" He yelled out.
Hinata growled. She grabbed the hilt of her katana, pulling it out of its sheath causing it to make a metallic hiss as the blade slid out.
"Kankuro get outa there!" She yelled, but it didn't help.
The ANBU captain became defenseless and dropped to her knees, dropping her katana in the process.
"Captain?! Captain??! Are you okay?" Many of the other ANBU yelled.
"She's not but I am!" The woman's voice yelled.
Kankuro turned his head. He saw Hinata on her knees, katana to her right. He ran toward her, not noticing the rest of the group. Though Kankuro didn't have his puppets with him at the time, cause of the fact the Sasori destroyed them, he could still fight in some way. Then he heard:
"Captain?! Captain??! Are you okay?"
"She's not but I am!"
He searched around the area quickly and found it! The source of that voice! Kankuro jumped into the nearest tree. He tip-toed toward the woman and sealed off his chakra.
Then he spotted her, man was she ugly! I mean she had moles and pimples and, gawd!
"What do you want with us?!" Kankuro yelled to her. She turned her head and clapped.
"Bravo! Kankuro!" The woman said taking the shape of Hinata, her clothed now big for her.
"Ugh! This is troublesome." Kankuro said running toward her.
She grew this scared look on.
"Kanky, why are y-you a-attacking m-me?" "Hinata" said as she began to cry.
Kankuro, "Kanky", felt as if a bow had just gone threw him. Man, he wasn't gunna attack Hinata, no way.
"Kankuro! Kankuro!" A lady's voice yelled out at him.
"Kankuro! Don't trust her, go for it! That's not the real Hinata!" The girl's voice said again.
"Huh?" Hinata?!" Kankuro said surprised.
"Yeah! Go Kankuro! GO!" The girl's voice said again.
Kankuro smirked. He ran toward the fake Hinata and kicked her in the face causing her to fly backward.
"You little bitch! I said to keep your mouth shut!" "Hinata" hissed out grabbing a little girl by the hair. Tears streamed down the girl's face and she began to scream.
"Huh? Who are you? Why? Why did you help me?" Kankuro asked.
"I-I c-couldn't l-let a f-friend g-get h-hurt b-by h-her." The girl said cough and wheezing between the words.
"Friend?" Kankuro asked.
"Y-Yeah, d-don't t-tell m-me y-you d-don't r-remember m-me." The girl said crying even more.
"Huh? Look, I'm s-sorry b-but I d-don't remember you. Sorry!" Kankuro yelled as he attacked the woman causing her to let go of the little girl.
"Yahh!" The black haired girl yelled falling through the trees. She hit the ground with a loud 'thump' and fainted.
Hinata regained herself and the rest of the ANBU followed the noise.
"Kankuro! Are- wait that's not Kankuro." Temari said as she and Neji came from the opposite direction.
"Hi guys!" Naruto and Lee yelled in glee.
"Not the time idiots." Temari said. Kankuro hopped from the tree and asked "Is she okay?"
"Yeah, she'll be fine." Hinata said.
"Hey, Temari she said she was a friend, do you know her?" Kankuro asked.
Temari lifted her shirt a little.
"Wait! What are you doing?!" Naruto asked.
"O.M.G." Temari gasped.
"Guys come check this out." Shikamaru said bored.
"Well, what- Holy Crap." Chouji said.
"B-But h-how could she have both Suna and Konoha hitai-ate?" Neji asked.
"Well, she apparently was a Konoha villager and ninja first, then something must have happened, or she was kidnapped so she ended up and Suna and became a ninja there." Shikamaru said wisely.
"That sounds familiar, why?" Temari wondered. A couple of minutes past until Kankuro yelled "I GOT IT!"
"What?" "Who?" "How did you figure it out?!" The ninja yelled out.
"That is Hinata's long lost twin!" Kankuro yelled into the air.
The ABU slapped their heads. "Idiot." The whispered.
"A-ano." A small voice whispered. "What happened to senpai?" The voice asked.
"Eh-...well she fell." Hinata said, trying not to make the kid cry.
"Ugh...Moki? What? Why are you here?" The girl said rubbing her head after getting up.
"Senpai! You okay!" Moki yelled.
"Hai Moki, now what are you doing here?" The girl said to the kid.
"Well Hikaru-Senpai was worried and told me to come get you." Moki said.
The girl started to blush.
"I told you she was Hinata's twin!" Kankuro yelled.
"Huh? Oh, arigoto! But I'm not Hinata-Senpai's twin." The girl said getting up.
"My name's Hinani H-never mind, just Hinani." Hinani said dusting herself off.
"Ahh! I remember now! Gaara misses you!" Temari said smiling at Hinani.
Hinani turned bright red and eeked.
"W-What? -shakes head- Never mind. Let me give you a tour." Hinani said.
Moki grabbed her hand. "Senpai, I'm scared." He whispered looking at Lee.
"Don't worry Lee-san is really nice." Hinani said smiling brightly. Moki blushed and nodded.
Aha
Kiba sighed. It had been a while since he had seen either Shino or Hinata.
"Hey Haruno, what do you think happened to Hinata?" Kiba asked.
"She was probably scared off by her fan boys." Sakura and Ino laughed.
"That's not funny-oh, hi Sasuke!" Tenten yelled.
"That's not funny Tenten." Sakura mocked.
"Yo." Sasuke said as the wolves pulled him ahead.
"Sasuke??! You have dogs?" Sakura and Ino asked.
"They're wolves and they ain't mine, they're Hinata's." He said.
"Hinata's?! But Hinata can't summon!" Kiba yelled.
"Actually she's the ANBU captain." Sasuke and Jiraiya said.
"What?!" The four Chuunin/Medic Nin yelled.
"Yep. Anyway, I got to go." Sasuke said as he ran after the wolves.
End
So that's the fifth chapter. Hope ya guys liked it. It took a while.
Hinani: Review please.
Hinata: Thanks.
Bye!