MourningGlorie: Sorry about the long wait. I was kidnapped by little green men...
Dan: QUIT LYING TO OUR FANS! Tell the truth: writers block combined with laziness makes everyone wait.
MourningGlorie: Fine. Dan told everyone the truth. (Huffs off and sits on the sofa)
"Dan, we are alone here, what are we going to do?" Elise asked her beloved as he embraced her. "The one thing we are meant to do. Become one." Dan replied. As he led her along the sand dunes, Dan paused every few minutes to kiss her softly. Tugging at Elise s hand, he led her to the picnic that had appeared in front of them. Sitting down at the wonderful picnic, Elise picked up the chocolate covered strawberries and started feeding Dan slowly. Before Elise could feed him, Dan kissed her slowly. Dan moaned softly as he kissed down her...
BEEP! BEEP!
Elise jumped out of bed and ran like the hounds of hell were at her heels to the bathroom. Throwing up everything she had eaten, Elise started thinking that she would have to do what she read about. That thought alone made her dry heave into the toilet again.
Chris walked into the bathroom as Elise was rinsing her mouth. "Are you sure there is no baby?" He asked her. "Chris, I am ten thousand percent sure there is no baby." Elise said with a grim face. "Okay then, can I do anything for you?" "No, that's okay." Elise replied. "Well, me and Dan are going to go watch the Monster that ate Tokyo, wanna come?" Chris asked her. "Nah, I'm good. You boys have fun." Elise said. As Chris walked out the door, Elise jumped on her laptop.
Quickly typing in her password, Elise logs in to the internet. Pulling up Google, she searches way to overcome her *shudder* nightmares. Only seeing the same answer as before, she logs off with a sigh. Flopping back onto the couch, Elise starts thinking. Two and a half long, heartbreaking, soul shattering, gut wrenching hours later, Elise makes up her mind. Now, the tough part, getting Dan alone for a quick kiss... And with that thought, Elise runs to her new best friend, the toilet.
"I'm telling you Chris, that movie was the best monster movie made. I mean look; the effects were great, the plot was great and it had horror. What more could you want?" Dan said excitedly. "I think that was the best movie of all time. Did you see when Gozdilla smashed that bridge? I thought my heart was gonna stop." Chris replied. "Dan, do you think that could happen here? I mean radioactive dinosaurs that shoot poison gas out of their nose..." "No Chris, I don't for one reason, we don't live in Tokyo."
After dropping Dan off at the hovel he calls home, Chris goes home. Walking through the front door, He notices Elise sitting on the sofa. "You know Chris, I don't think we have Dan over enough and knowing that he lives alone, I'll bet that he never gets a home cooked meal. I think we should have him over for dinner this weekend." Elise said brightly, while fighting the sick feeling she was getting. "Honey, that's a great idea" Chris said excitedly. "I'll go call him now. Quickly dialing Dan's number, Chris invites him to dinner.
Finally the big day arrives. The day when Elise can get the kiss over and finally get some sleep. Elise has a flawless plan for the kiss, after Dan arrives; remember that she "forgot" the ice. Then, when Chris runs to the store, kiss Dan. And if that don't work, get committed to a psych ward, at least there she could get sleep.
In the kitchen, Chris and Elise are finishing up dinner when the doorbell rings. "Can you get that honey?" Elise asks Chris. "Dan, glad you could make it." Chris greets him. As Dan and Chris walked into the living room, the incredible aroma from the roast drifts into the room. "Chris, can you get the glasses and ice ready for dinner?" Elise calls out from the kitchen. "Ok" Chris says, walking to the freezer. "Uuummm Elise, we are out of ice, so I'm gonna pick some up." "Alright Chris, take your time." Elise says.
Walking out of the kitchen, Elise approaches Dan. "So how was your day?" She asks softly. "Well, first, I ran out of food for Mr. Mumbles, so I went to the store. Me and this jerk reaches for the same cat food I was getting." Dan says getting worked up "Then he has the guts to tell me: You snooze, you lose." "So I followed him to his..." Elise stopped listening to him at that point. Elise, with heart pounding in her chest, leans forward and kisses Dan on the lips. Dan just stood there in utter disbelief. Chris, who just happened to walk through the door carrying 10 pounds of ice, was stunned.
"Uuuummmmm, I can explain" Elise said quickly. "Well, I want to know why you assaulted my poor lips" Dan screamed. "Start talking." Chris said. "Alright, sit down guys." Elise said. "For the past few weeks I have had these nightmares of me kissing Dan. And I have not been able to sleep because of it." "Is that why you wake up and run to the bathroom?" Chris asked his wife. Nodding her head, Elise goes on, "And I read online that if you re-enact a small part of your dream, it will go away. Sooo..." "You thought by kissing me, your dream would be normal?" Dan said quietly. "Now you got a taste of me, you'll just want more." Dan continued on. "Is that the only reason you kissed him?" Chris asked his wife. "Uh-huh. Now I can sleep peacefully and not have you wake up to puke sounds". Elise said.
Dan was quiet for a few minutes. Then what happened fully hit him. Feeling the familiar burning in his chest, Dan raises his clenched fists to the sky and shouts "ELISE!"
I hope y'all enjoyed Nightmare. And sorry it took so long. Please R/R!