Shhhh!
I know your hiding something!
"Come on tell meeee please!!" Itachi begged. "No Tobi already told you Tobi doesn't know anything." Tobi said his hart in his throat praying to kami-sama. "Tobi should know though he's the closest one to Deidara-san! Come on!" Itachi whined again. "Sorry Itachi-san but Tobi need's to use the restroom and would like to be left alone." Tobi said making his way the restroom. "Fine I'll just ask someone else." Itachi said turning to leave. Tobi went into the restroom and shut the door. 'That was close… I should tell Deidara we need to be more careful.'
"Come on tell me please!!" Itachi begged again to Kisame this time. "No I don't know anything, why would Deidara have a lover and why would you care?" Kisame said trying to get Itachi to stop lying on him while he was reading. "Ppplleeaassee! You're his best friend he should have told you something!" Itachi said leaning on his partner more causing Kisame discomfort. "Tachi if you don't get off me and drop this I'm going to have to use it." Kisame said annoyed. Itachi gasped and jumped about half way across the room. "No, you wouldn't." he said squinting his eyes. "You wanna bet?" Kisame asked in a daring voice. "I do!" Kakuzu yelled out of nowhere. "What the fuck?" Kisame and Itachi both said. "Fine I'll drop it for now, but I'm going to find out sooner or later!" Itachi said sounding determined.
"Deidara we have to be more careful, Itachi kept asking me if you had a lover." Tobi said in a worried voice. "Yeah, but it's so hard to stay away from you when you're so sexy." Deidara said cuddling up to Tobi. They both jumped when they heard a knock at the door. "It's Kisame." A voice said. "Come in." Deidara called. Kisame walked in and shut the door behind him. "You guys have to be more careful Tachi kept asking me if Deidara has a lover." He said worried. "Yeah he asked Tobi too." Tobi said. "Ok I'm going to tell you guys something that might help but don't tell anyone or else Tachi will kill me." Kisame said getting closer.
"When Tachi starts to ask you if Deidara has a lover just say 'hey look a balloon.' Ok?"
"Why?"
"Tachi has a fear of balloons and he freaks out and runs away. That should get him off your back."
"That's why he never come's to birthday parties…"
"By the way dinners ready."
"Ok be right there."
They said as Kisame left. "I can't believe Itachi-san is has a fear of balloons." Deidara said. "Yeah, it's kind of funny if you think about it." Tobi said laughing. "Yeah, well we better go down for supper I'm starving." Tobi and Deidara went down for supper to find everyone already eating. "Hey, you guys didn't wait for us!" Deidara whined. "Get over it fuck face." Hidan said stuffing food in his mouth. "Don't say mean things to Deidara." Tobi said. "What did you call him?" Itachi questioned. Tobi froze. "I called him senpai obviously." He said lying. "Are you sure? I thought I heard Deidara." Itachi said wonderingly. "No it was senpai. I said senpai you heard senpai right senpai?" Tobi said turning to Deidara. "Yeah I heard senpai." Deidara said reassuringly. "Are you suurrree?" Itachi asked getting persistent. "Hey look a balloon!" Tobi said. "Oh my god Were!" Itachi said grabbing on to Kisame's arm. "Um, not to interrupt your interesting conversation, but everyone has the night off." Pain said. "Yes!" everyone cheered. Soon everyone ate there dinner and went to their rooms.
"Kuzu…" Hidan called. "Yeah?" he answered. "You were right." Hidan said. "What do you mean?" Kakuzu asked not looking up from the book he was reading. "I want you, but I don't just want you I want us." Hidan said his cheeks getting warmer. "Ha, you see I knew you would see it my way." Kakuzu said getting up from his chair and heading towers Hidan. Without Hidan even realizing it he was pinned down to the wall with Kakuzu's lips crashing into his.
"Geez, why did I decide to take over the world?" pain said rubbing his temples. "Because you wanted 'world peace'." Konan answered. "Thanks' that helps." Pain said sarcastically. "What's wrong?" the blue haired girl asked her lover. "The guy's are getting annoying. "I think I can shake some of the tension in you." She said moving closer to him.
"D-Deidara!" Tobi moaned as he was removing his shirt. "T-Tobi!" Deidara moaned in reply.
"D-Deidara!" Itachi heard from the other side of the door. 'Ah ha! I knew he had a lover!' He thought moving closer to the door if possible. "T-Tobi!" he heard another voice say. 'Tobi? Wait… no! No? They couldn't…could they?' Itachi thought confused. He heard some more moans that confirmed who Deidara's lover was and went back to his room.
"Kisame! Kisame!" Itachi said wakening Kisame up from a pleasant dream. "What?" the blue man groaned. "I know who Deidara's lover is!!" Itachi said excitingly. Kisame stiffened, had the secret of Tobi and Deidara already been let loose? "Who is it?" Kisame asked. "Deidara is sleeping with Tobi!" Itachi almost screeched. "Itachi you're too smart for your own good." Kisame said. "What do you mean?" Itachi said before Kisame planted his lips onto Itachi's. At first Itachi wanted to pull away but for some reason his body thought otherwise. They broke the kiss after a minute. "Gomenasai!" Kisame said backing away to give Itachi his space. "My body moved on its own I did-" his rambles were cut off by Itachi kissing him.
ok tell me if you didn't like this chap and I'll try to stay away from where it's going! Um, oh yeah I'm writing a story that has nothing to do with Naruto or anime, it's a vampire yaoi kind of, if you want to read it message me and I'll send you it as I update!