Ask Naruto
Me:If I owned Naruto would I be writing crappy fanfics?No.So,it's obvious I don't own Naruto.
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Sasgay Bashing.YAAAAAYYYY!!!
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Sasgay haters will be rewarded! ;)
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I removed the inner from this story. From now on everything will be bold to save me a whole hell of a lot of time
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Shikamaru will be known as Shika and Kankuro will be known as Kanky
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Kasumi: "Last chapter Iruka did get a chair."
Sasgay: "Why didn't I get a chair?"
Kasumi: "It's a rule. Gaywads don't get chairs.But I don't have any questions this will be we will be doing a sane test to see who's sane and who's not.Neji!Start the test."
Neji: "Neji?No -marks X-Kasumi?"
Kasumi: -chewing hand-"EVIL PLATYPUS!!"-goes back to chewing hand-
Neji: -sweatdrop marks X- "Sasuke?"
Sasgay: "My brother hates me.Must slit and post pictures on Myspace."
Neji:-checks-"Sakura?"
Sakura: "Sasuke,will you go on a date with me?"
Neji:-checks-"Naruto?"
Naruto: "I like to eat,eat,eat eeples and beeneenees"
Neji:-sigh checks- "Hinata,Kurenai,Asuma,Misaki,Choji?"
Hinata/Kurenai/Asuma/Misaki/Choji: -nod-
Neji:-check- "Shika and Kanky?"
Shika: "No"
Kanky: "I'm good"
Neji: -X for Shika check for Kanky- "Ino?"
Ino:-too busy fawning over Sasuke to hear him-
Neji:-checks-"Gai,Lee,Kakashi,Meatball Head,Akatsuki,Haku,Zabuza, Temari,Gaara, Sannin,Orochi's bitch,Baki,Iruka?"
Gai/Lee: "YOUTH!!!!"
Neji:-checks-
Kakashi/Meatball Head: "I'm good"
Neji:-checks-
Itachi: "Sasgay sucks"
Neji:-checks-
Kisame: -humming jaws theme song-
Neji: "Is that normal?"
Itachi: "Yeah"
Neji: -checks-
Leader: "I'm fine"
Deidara: "I'm okay...yeah"
Tobi: "I'm a good boy!"
Neji:-leader and Deidara check-"That normal for Tobi?"
Deidara: "Yeah...yeah"
Neji:-check-
Zetzu: "OH MY GOD! MY VENUS FLYTRAP IS EATING MY HEAD!!!!"
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Sasori/Hidan/Orochi's Bitch/Haku/Zabuza/Baki: "We're fine"
Tsunade: "Who wants to gamble?Anyone got sake?"
Orochi: "I'm coming to get your body Sasuke"
Neji:-check for those people-"Shino,Kiba,Iruka?"
Shino/Kiba: "We're cool"
Iruka: "Dolphin!!"
Neji:-check for Shino and Kiba X for Iruka-"Jiraiya's probably having a nervous breakdown in tellytubbie Land"-X for Jiraiya-
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In Tellytubbie Land...
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Jiraiya: "I want hot girls!!!!"-breaks down sobbing uncontrollably-
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Back in the Torture Chamber...er...I mean Question Room
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Neji: "6 insane people and 30 sane people.I'd say we're doing pretty good."
Kasumi: -touches Neji's hair- "Ooo...purdy"
Neji:-sigh-"Send in questions"
Kanky: "R&R"
Kasumi: "Neji's hair is purdy! Rock on biatches!!"
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A/N: I hate Sasgay
Sasgay: Bitch
Me: Damn straight! Laterz