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Sam to Molly Wyatt Mickey Mantle: hey guys you wanna hear a funny joke
Sam: remember that time we tricked Toby into thinking Bartlet wasn't ready for the debate
Charlie: lol yeah what about it?
Sam: that's it
Sam: that's the joke
Josh: LOLOLOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
CJ: one of our finest moments if I do say so myself
Toby: ha, yeah, real good one. Hey, you guys remember that time Sam slept with a prostitute?
Josh: HAHAHAHA
Sam: okay...
Donna: or the time he told Karen Cahill there were nuclear weapons in Kyrgyzstan?
Sam: this was about making fun of Toby
Charlie: or the time he almost burned down the White House?
Sam: hey! That was more josh than me
Charlie: not how I heard it
Josh: did I tell you guys about the time my dad was trying to teach him how to sail and he fell out of the boat?
CJ: no but your mom did...can we talk about the time Ainsley kicked Sam's butt on national television?
Sam: I hate you all...not josh's mom though she deserves better
Josh: ooooo and what about the time he ran for Congress...and LOST
Sam: ha ha yeah GOOD ONE
Sam: ive got a better one...remember when josh dated Amy?
Josh: ...that was uncalled for...
Charlie: oof. Hit below the belt a little with that one
CJ: remember when josh dated MANDY?
Donna: LOL YEAH
Josh: can we go back to Sam?
Toby: when did you date Sam?
Donna: the real question is when did he stop dating Sam?
Charlie: true
Sam: :/
Josh: I'm confused
Sam: same but I can tell I'm being attacked
Josh: why are we both getting attacked?
Josh: this was supposed to be about Toby
Sam: it's your fault for turning it against me
Josh: TOBY turned it against you
Sam: yeah but you went in too
Josh: haha okay lets go back to that then remember when you kept your love life a secret from me for 5 years then got engaged and wouldn't tell me who it was to but had the balls to ask me to be your best man and then I found out Donna knew the whole time? That was a good one
Sam: I WAS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND YOU NEVER CALLED ME
Charlie: how many times is Sam gonna pull that excuse?
CJ: I don't know it all feels very "we were on a break" to me
Donna: told you they're dating
Josh: Sam
Josh: I hate you
Josh: and I also love you
Sam: aw i love you too buddy! :)))
Josh: but I hate you more
Donna: never mind they aren't dating they're married
Sam: :/
Charlie: hey yall wanna come over sunday for dinner we just got a new grill i can do steaks
Donna: ooo yeah let's do it!
Josh: are you gonna make fun of me for asking for mine to be well done
Sam: yes
Josh: then no
Chalrie: i'm not going to make fun of you
Josh: really?
Charlie:...that much
Toby: when he asks for his well done say "okay, come back tomorrow"
Donna: ^^ yeah he hates when they do that at Masa
Josh: i feel targeted the second i walk into that restaurant
Sam: yeah between chloe crying every time they do the fire and you whining about being called out that entire experience is really starting to lose its appeal
Charlie: so...sunday?
Donna: yes!
CJ: wait i wanna come :((
Josh: no
CJ: thats not a very nice josh
Josh: you make fun of me the most
Sam: im pretty sure ainsley makes fun of you the most
Josh: well yes...but i have enough ammo to get her back
Donna: josh is scared of CJ
Toby: aren't we all?
Charlie: I'm telling Zoey you're all coming and if you back out she's going to cry
Sam: using your wife's hormones to your advantage is playing dirty
Donna: we'll be there! I'll make sure Josh isn't extra pouty
Toby: Will i still be accepted if i come without my children?
Charlie: i mean...i guess
Toby: then i will be there
Sam: ains says sunday is good for her :)
Charlie: sweet
CJ: i feel so left out :(
Josh: good