I decided to follow Bugs secretly to see what he was up to (Its not creepy; I'm just a bunny who's concerned about her old boyfriend). He didn't seem to do anything TOO unusual outside of tricking bald men into thinking he was a woman. I tried dodging each time he looked in back of him, but I constantly found myself cramping each time. It was then I saw that he was going to my sister's house.
"What could Bugs want from Honey?" I thought for myself.
Honey opened the door.
"Bugs, you're here! I made you a carrot smoothie! I'm just so sad I had to kill all those carrots just to make it."
Bugs laughed, took the drink, and went inside with my sister. Now this was REALLY suspicious. I snuck up behind a window and pu one of my ears up against the glass to listen to their conversations.
"See? I got this autograph from President Mr. T when I was in Washington Denzel."
"That sounds like a great trip you had, Honey." said Bugs.
It was at that moment, I saw them kissing each other. I was furious. How could Bugs do this to me, and with my own sister? I storned over to the front door.
"AHA!" I pointed, "I KNEW there was something going on here."
"Lola?" said Bugs in shock.
"Don't you 'Lola?' me. Why are you doing this? I thought you loved me."
"I DID love you." said Bugs, "I was crazy about you, but..."
"But what? Am I not pretty enough for you? You rather prefer beauty for brains? Don't forget I have a degree-"
"You take things to seriously." said Bugs, "Honey at least knows how to have a little fun."
"Yeah Lola, don't be such a spoon in the ice cream." replied Honey.
"The term is 'stick in the mud', and no I'm not."
"Lola," said Bugs, "What we had in college was special, but I think its time to move on."
I felt a huge blow. I didn't want to admit it, but what Bugs had said struck me.
"Fine. Go be with Honey. See if I care."
I stormed out of the house, trying hard not to cry as I went home.