A/N: HAPPY LATE FOURTH OF JULY! Love you all hope you enjoy this chapter *heart*

Disclaimer: *insert funny disclaimer about how sad it is that I don't own the Avengers*

Warnings: None

Captain America will not be referred to as Captain Virginity during an interview

"Welcome to Ross Studios! I'm Tina Fey your host and today we have the pleasure to have Tony Stark (Ironman) and Steve Rogers (Captain America) as our guests!" Said an overly enthusiastic woman, "Tony Stark, is there anything you'd like to tell us?" She asked "Yes I believe you mispronounced Steve's hero name." Replied the multi-millionaire playboy philanthropist.

"Oh I'm terribly sorry, what's the correct way to say it?" She wondered while Steve shot a confused glanced at Tony, "Captain...VIRGINITY!" Half said half yelled Tony into the face of poor Tina Fey. "STARK!" Yelled Steve launching himself at an already running away Tony Stark leaving Tina Fey to stutter apologies to the camera for the inconvenience.