OKAY SO I JSUT RED DA GIDELINES AN I M SUPOSED 2 SPELCHEK AND GRAMER CHEK EVRYTHING B4 I COMMIT IT, SO DIS IZ CHAPER 4 BUT WIF NO MISTEAKS. –EpIpHoNeY!

~~ Chapter 4 ~~~~~
(AN: mi friend shadow is at mi hose rite now so she's gone help me rite dies, k guys?)

(AN: dies is euphony btw. an also dies captor is from ad punt ova view ova Jacob)

(PS: this anthers knots is euphony butt ad chapter is bi shadow)

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Omega go way ails! I shorted jack b

Ails wiz revolved

Wee is urn blood green? She applied?

Nun ova urn beeswax I bellowed

But ad troop wiz data I dent no we ma blood we green!

Den lady divine started making pout wad ails I was so mad I turned into a werwooolagingin and elated them luckily it was a dram. :) When I worked up I we in ad hospital cause the doc need no we ma blood we green. He mane wad Carlyle he was beatifuuil he had loon her (not like a girl it was like rig no from ad beetles) HW also had blue lips and tee ^^

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Were war u Jacob? Mi friend emit exclaimed

I wiz on an airplane and I met dies rally pretty girl named ladies demon. We had sex on ad plain! I imposed

OMGG Oyo emote perplexed

Yak an I tank imp in lug! 3333333333333333333

She's so hot u shod go on a data wife her

"But...she's...a...VAPMIRE!" I whispered"