"So let me get this straight. You and I are married, we have a baby son by the name of Zack. And last night we did something totally wrong?" Accused Bartie. This was not his day; first stepping in dog poop, and now this. Maybe the poop had something to do with it.
"Mommy?" and a 6 year old girl peaked in the door. It just got worse. A 6 year old daughter, and then another girl that was a mirror to the other peeked in. Twins. Yea his day just got worse. A baby and twins.
"Hi, uh-" he racked his brain, what would he name his kids. Jessica and Jessie? Erica and Emily? Then Zack started to cry loudly, and Ginny trying to calm him down. One of the girls walked over to help.
"Hi, zacky poo. I'm your sister Christie, wanna pull my hair?" she offered her hair and the baby tugged at it. Bartie took this opperatunity to clear his thoughts.
"Uh Christie you and your sister should get dressed. You have to go to school today," he said Gini shot him a look and he smiled. Christie looked at her sister and then at him.
"Okay daddy, come on Marnie," she said and both the girls walked to there bedrooms. Note to self daughters: Marnie and Christie. Sons: Zack.
"Gini, you get Zack dressd. I'll help Marnie and Christie," he had to get out of there. Then the girls came back dressed in identical jeans and black t-shirt with a red back pack. Both of them had there hair in two ponytails held back in gray holders. More identical then they looked since they meet.
"Why are you two dressed alike?" asked Bartie confused.
"Because you asked us to daddy. You said prank your teacher on the first day by confusing her," said Marnie slash Christie. Virginia shot him a look, that said we need to talk.
"You made them dress alike? You stole there identies to there class mates. They won't know who is who. Come on I'm picking out your clothes, and Virignia looked at him and winked. She was a good actress. One girl was dressed like Virginia and one dressed like a girl version of him.
"Mommy can we pick out clothes for you?"
"Why not." By breakfast Virginia had on a pink shirt that cinched at the elbow and black pants. She felt like numbuh 3.