New Year's on SpaceBook

Captain James T. Kirk resolves to be even more awesome, though he's not sure that's possible.
Commander Spock unlikes Captain Kirk's post.
Commander Spock fails to understand the point of resolutions.
Chief Engineer Scott resolves to keep givin' it all I got.
Captain Kirk likes Chief Scott's post.
Dr. Leonard McCoy resolves to continue making Captain Kirk's life miserable whenever possible.
Captain Kirk unlikes Dr. McCoy's post.
Lt. Uhura resolves to bring Captain James T. Kirk down a peg. Or two.
Dr. McCoy likes Lt. Uhura's post.
Captain James T. Kirk unlikes Lt. Uhura's post.
Lt. Hikaru Sulu resolves to teach Pavel Chekov to fence. With swords.
Ensign Chekov resolves to learn to fence. With swords.

Captain James T. Kirk posted on Commander Spock's wall: You have to make a resolution. Everyone else has.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk's post: I see no logic in making resolutions. You make resolutions you cannot possibly keep.
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock's post: Yeah, I know I'm as awesome as they come.
Commander Spock unlikes Captain Kirk's post.
Lt. Uhura commented on Captain Kirk's post: You are as awesome as they come if you define awesome as childish, hard-headed, self-centered, and narcissistic, Captain.
Captain Kirk unlikes Lt. Uhura's post.
Captain Kirk commented on Lt. Uhura's post: Someone is resolving to be put on report the entire new year, Lieutenant. And isn't using self-centered and narcissistic a little redundant?
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk's post: If you wish to engage in verbal hostilities with Lt. Uhura, I would respectfully request that you do so on your own wall. And as narcissistic is defined as "an inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity; self-centered," I would contend that both narcissistic and self-centered were unnecessary. Although I do not believe that you are guilty of possessing any of these characteristics.
Lt. Uhura unlikes Commander Spock's post.

Captain Kirk invited Dr. McCoy to be his most powerful sorcerer on D&D Planet Paradise. {Click here to become a sorcerer on your own Planet.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's invitation: The only sorcery I'm interested in is curing your ADD. And I'm a doctor, dammit. NOT a sorcerer.
Captain Kirk invited Dr. McCoy to be his head veterinarian on his Area 51 Farm Town. {Click here to find your own veterinarian for your Area 51 Farm Town.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's invitation: I want all the imaginary glowworms on your imaginary farm to die a horrible death. I'm a doctor, dammit. Not an imaginary veterinarian. Consider me your imaginary friend.
Captain Kirk invited Dr. McCoy to be his ship's surgeon on his Outer Space Pirateship. {Click here to recruit your own ship's surgeon for your Outer Space Pirateship.}
Dr. McCoy has blocked Captain Kirk from his SpaceBook profile.
Dr. McCoy has removed his SpaceBook profile.
Dr. McCoy is no longer on line.

Commander Spock posted on Captain Kirk's wall: Why do you insist on continually antagonizing Dr. McCoy in such a public manner? Was it your intention for him to remove all evidence of his existence from SpaceBook?
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock's post: He'll be back. After all, we're still BFFs.
Commander Spock commented Captain Kirk's post: Dr. McCoy asked me to convey a message to you: "Yeah, not so much."
Lt. Uhura likes Commander Spock's comment.
Captain Kirk unlikes Commander Spock's comment.

Ensign Chekov posted on Captain Kirk's wall: The most recent time I was in MedBay for sutures (completely unrelated to the fencing lessons I am taking with Hikaru), Dr. McCoy asked me to ask you if you will be at regular poker night. He said he would decide if he would be there when I got your answer to him.
Captain Kirk commented on Ensign Chekov's post: Tell him for me that of course I'll be there. I know he will too because we are still BFFs.
Ensign Chekov commented on Captain Kirk's post: I told him what you said when I was back in MedBay for sutures (completely unrelated to the fencing lessons I am taking with Hikaru), and he told me to tell you that IF he decides to come, you will leave many credits lighter. And without your shirt.
Lt. Uhura posted on Captain Kirk's wall: Why are you dragging poor Pavel into your lovers' quarrel?
Commander Spock posted on Captain Kirk's wall: We are not engaged in a lovers' quarrel, Nyota. I do not know to what you are referring.
Lt. Uhura commented on Commander Spock's post: Not you and the Captain. The Captain and Dr. McCoy. Try to keep up.
Commander Spock commented on Lt. Uhura's post: I find your explanation illogical. And with what should I endeavor keep up?
Lt. Uhura commented on Commander Spock's post: Never mind. Ask the Captain to explain it to you.
Captain Kirk commented on Lt. Uhura's post: I'll be glad to explain anything you want, t'hy'la. In our quarters. Now would be good.
Commander Spock sent Captain Kirk a private message: I will report to our quarters immediately. And I trust in future you will issue such invitations privately.
Captain Kirk responded to Commander Spock's private message: I'm sorry – I forgot. Only private invitations from now on. I promise.

Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock.

Lt. Uhura thinks everyone on USS Enterprise should resolve to pay her the attention she so totally deserves. Except the Captain. His attention she's fine without.
Captain Kirk unlikes Lt. Uhura's post.
223 people like Lt. Uhura's post.
Captain Kirk threatened to put 223 SpaceBook users on report.
222 people unlike Lt. Uhura's post.
Dr. McCoy likes Lt. Uhura's post.
Dr. McCoy has blocked Captain Kirk from his SpaceBook profile. Dr. McCoy re-friend-requested 433 members of the crew.
Commander Spock accepted Dr. McCoy's re-friend request.
Commander Spock posted on Dr. McCoy's wall: I'm really sorry, Bones. Please tell me we're still BFFs!
Dr. McCoy commented on Commander Spock's post: Does Spock know you are using his SpaceBook account, Captain?
Commander Spock commented on Dr. McCoy's post: Unblock and re-friend me. Then he won't have to find out.
Dr. McCoy reluctantly unblocked Captain Kirk from his profile and reluctantly accepted Captain Kirk's re-friend request.
Captain Kirk posted on Dr. McCoy's wall: Thank you! You really do rock the most!!
Lt Uhura posted on Dr. McCoy's wall: Again people!! I'm not feeling the love!!