Interviewer

by Belldere

In which an Interviewer asks various Harry Potter characters questions. Primarily a humour driven fic where each chapter is unrelated to one another and the poor Interviewer may not always get what they bargained for...

4. Chapter 4

Interviewer: So Harry is there any truth to the rumours that you and Draco Malfoy are an item?

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Harry: Wait... what?!

Ron: HA! I always knew there was something going on. You could do better man.

Hermione: Ronald!

Harry: Of course there's nothing going on! We're at each other's throats half the time!

Ron: So are me and Hermione.

Harry: This is completely different! We're enemies. Enemies fight.

Ron: Sure Harry, you just keep denying your looooooove.

Hermione: If you two will stop being idiots for five minutes-

Ron: *singing* Harry loves Malfoy, Harry loves Malfoy.

Harry: This is completely mad. I'm going to bed.

Ron: Remember to hang a sign on the door if Malfoy decides to 'Slytherin'!

Hermione: I am NOT going to high-five you Ron.