A/N: R&R plz! Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, if I did Edward would be 6 inches taller and would fall in love with me, you didn't need to know that... But I do own my OCs!
Chapter 4: The Performance
Michelle Lyn Edward Alphonse Roy Riza
The next day past quickly for Michelle and Lyn, before either of them knew it, it was time to get ready for the show. "This is my favorite skit yet!" Michelle yelled excitedly. "You say that every time we come up with a new one," Lyn pointed out. "That's beside the point. Any way this is going to be great I just know it!" Michelle exclaimed.
Then Lyn took her place on the stage: "Thank you, thank you! Now today is our last performance in Central so you will be our final audience. Tonight's skit is in honor of our location and two very well known military officers! Please welcome Michelle, who will be playing the beloved General Roy Mustang!" Michelle backhand-springed onto the stage, shot flames from her hands and took a wide bow. Her dark brown hair was tucked-up under a military hat; she was wearing a tight, blue, long-sleeved, long pant leotard, and a blue form fitting military jacket. The audience clapped and whistled, well all except for one very unhappy General Mustang. Let us just say his face looked a little like this: OoO. Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, and First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye couldn't help but laugh. Back on stage Lyn waited for the noise of the crowd to die down: "And I, Lyn, will be playing Roy's second in command and trusted advisor, First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye!" Lyn got into fighting stance pulled a gun out of her pocket pointed up into the air and took a shot, Boom confetti shot out of the barrel of the gun along with a sign that read BANG! Lyn was wearing the military uniform with a more form-fitting jacket. Again everyone was on their feet clapping and whistling except for a very, very angry Riza Hawkeye. Now her face looked a bit like this: o.O. "Not so funny any more is it?" Roy asked dryly. Edward and Alphonse still couldn't help but laugh.
Once they had returned their focus to the stage the show had already started. Riza (Lyn) went to pull her gun out of its holster and accidentally pulled the trigger and "shot" Roy (Michelle) Boom the sign that read BANG! Fell out once again. Roy (Michelle) clutched his (her) heart and fell to the floor, looked out at the audience, winked, then said "I'm dead," then closed his (her) eyes. Riza (Lyn) ran over, kneeled beside Roy (Michelle), yelled "Noooooooo!" pulled a sword out of nowhere, stuck it under her arm, and attempted to fall over. The sword wouldn't allow her to go down any farther. "Okay, um, Riza (Lyn) pulled the sword out and threw it to the side Now I'm dead," Riza (Lyn) said while falling over Roy (Michelle). The audience clapped and cheered. Edward and Alphonse were cracking up. "It isn't funny!" Roy and Riza yelled at them in unison. Michelle and Lyn got up, took a bow and walked backstage.
Michelle: Yay! That was fun!
Lyn: You say that every time we finish a show.
Michelle: So, I really meant it this time.
Lyn: You say that… oh never mind.
Michelle: R&R!