Wedding viewing sake
All the smiles I give you, all the things I say towards you, are all done because I love you the most.
"You look so handsome Kuro-pon!" Fay said and clapped his hands in joy of the view of the obviously angered ninja.
"I look stupid!" Kurogane growled and looked skeptically in the mirror. "I can't believe I'm doing this!"
"You must do it! Or maybe you prefer doing it with Mokona?" Fay said giggling.
"Mokona doesn't need someone to do it with, those gays over there said it was fine," Mokona said and pointed at the window, two men standing guard outside.
"What the hell are you going to wear then?" Kurogane said and turned around, his back towards the mirror, trying to forget what he looked like in his present state.
"I'll go change now so you can see for yourself. It would be like a surprise," Fay said and got hold of a bag, and moved behind a curtain. Kurogane closed his eyes excluding the chance of catching a glimpse of the mage while changing. 'Who knows what that stupid wizard might do?' Kurogane thought and agreed with himself that it was safest to keep his eyes close.
"Kuro-tan?" Fay said and poked his head out from the curtain. Kurogane was completely silent, refusing to answer the mage. He didn't know what stupid joke the wizard was up to this time and he didn't care to find out either. "Kuro-tan, if you don't answer me, I'll have to get out of here and I am not properly dressed yet." Kurogane didn't answer, his just kept his eyes shut in the hopes this nightmare to end.
"Well, then…," Fay said and started pulling the curtain aside.
"The hell you won't!" Kurogane growled, and put up a defending hand against the half-visible wizard, still holding his eyes firmly shut. "What do you want?"
"My, don't sound so angry," Fay, said in an overdramatically sad voice. "I just need help with my zipper, but if you don't help me, I'll just have to go around half naked, unless that is what you want Kuro-rin 'cause I would gladly…."
"What the hell did you say?" Kurogane snapped, a little afraid of what the outcome of this was going to be.
"I just thought if that was what you wanted then…," Fay didn't manage to finish before the ninja interrupted again.
"Turn around, and I'll do your zipper," Kurogane said, and unwillingly opened his eyes slowly, stopping when a tiny line of sight was viewable, and then moved towards the curtain. "No swift movements I don't want to see anything more than necessary," Kurogane's hand fumbled inside the changing room, searching for the zipper when…
"Why are you touching me down there Kuro-pon?" Fay said, in the most serious tone he could muster, while trying to hold back the laughter threatening to leave his mouth.
"I don't know where the zipper is you moron!" Kurogane said and drew his hand back again, trying not to think where it had been moments ago.
"Is that an excuse to…," Fay was yet again interrupted by the voice of the ninja.
"An excuse to what?" Kurogane snapped and opened his eyes, this time he was not going to do a mistake, he opened the curtain; a little afraid of what he would see.
"Do you like it Kuro-pon; does it look good on me?" Fay said to the stunned ninja holding the curtain.
"Why the hell are you wearing a dress?" Kurogane snapped looking at the wizard who was standing with his back towards him, a line of bare skin showing from where the zipper should have been closed.
"It's not a normal dress, it's a wedding dress!" Fay said smiling and looked in the mirror. The ninja studied the creation, which Fay was wearing. It was white and very tight fitting, showing every curve on the mage's body. Without further protest, Kurogane reached forward and closed the zipper.
"Thank you Kuro-rin, we will make such a nice husband and wife!" Fay jumped into the arms of the ninja and planted a big kiss on his mouth.
"Wait to do that until after the wedding; we have to get to the ceremony now," one of the men that had stood guard outside said looking at the two of them, Fay still holding around the ninja.
"Kuro-pon here wanted me to kiss him so badly I couldn't say no," Fay said smiling towards the guard.
"What the hell did you just say?" Kurogane yelled and jumped away from the mage.
"Time to go now," the guard said firmly.
"Come on Kuro-pon, you look so handsome in that suit!" Fay said and reached for Kurogane's hand. The ninja quickly pulled it away.
"We have to hold hands!" Fay pouted. "We are going to get married; we have to be a little romantic." Fay said and reached for the ninja's hand again. "Stop killing the mood."
"What mood?" Kurogane yelled and jumped backwards again avoiding the seeking hand of the mage.
"The romantic mood, and if you don't like holding my hand, you're going to have a problem with the kiss...," Fay didn't finish the word before Kurogane looked at Fay with an expression enlightened with anger. But before Kurogane could yell some more, the guard took a strong hold of both of their shoulders and pushed them outside.
"Stop with the flirting already, the wedding is starting in seconds," the guard said his strong hands guiding them out in the sunlight. They soon reached another door, which they entered. Inside was a small room, and on two chairs sat Sakura and Syaoran both with cheeks in an intense red.
"Doesn't Kuro-pon look hot?" Fay said brushing his hand over Kurogane's chest. Kurogane took hold of the brushing hand in an attempt of breaking it off, but before he came that far Fay spoke up.
"See! Holding hands isn't that hard!" Fay smiled and gently stroked the hand holding his own. "Although you don't need to hold that hard, it kind of hurts.
"That's the whole point you moron," Kurogane growled and increased his strong hold of the wizard's hand.
"Ouchy, ouchy, ouchy," Fay said and tried to get away, but quickly found out it was impossible. The determined ninja eyes made him admit to defeat before trying. Before anything more could be done about the hold on his hand, the guard came into the room and ushered everyone out into a hall. A hall which was packed with people and on the other side of the room stood a man holding a book. Kurogane was in such shock over the number of people attending the wedding that he forgot his was crushing Fay's hand. The mage didn't think long before he yanked his hand away and blew it in an effort to make the pain subside a little faster. After all this was going to get really fun and he wouldn't miss any part of it whatsoever.
Fay reached his slightly sore hand after the ninja's and took hold of it, then started walking into the room with Kurogane stumbling after. As soon as they started walking music started playing in a light tune, and soon they where standing in front the man holding the book. Kurogane turned around to see that Syaoran and Sakura was standing right behind them, both of them blushed almost to the degree of the unrecognisable. Behind them again was Mokona holding a little pillow in its hand, on the pillow was two rings. Mokona looked like it had the time of its life. The man with the book, which after a quick conclusion in the ninja's mind, was the priest, started speaking in a slow voice, dragging each word out to the fullest. Fay's white dress was the most stunning in the whole room. Sure Sakura looked good in hers too, but for Kurogane, Fay looked to most beautiful of them all.
Suddenly after a little silence from the priest's chanting Mokona jumped up between the two of them; the pillow still in its hands. Kurogane reached down and picked up one of two rings, and quickly strode it one Fay's slender ring finger. He held his hand in his for a while before letting go. It was so beautiful it was hard to take his eyes away from it. Fay did the same as Kurogane, smiling. Then the priest started chanting again, but Kurogane didn't listen. He could feel all the people in the hall staring at him, burning through his back. After quite a while of speaking from the priest side, Kurogane could feel that they where finally coming to an end, and when the priest held his hands up high, he knew that the nightmare soon would be over, or so he thought.
"Then I pronounce you husband and wife, you might kiss the bride," the priest said smiling at the ninja who stared back like a question mark. 'He doesn't actually expect me to kiss the idiot?' Kurogane thought in shock. Kurogane was a man that didn't scare easily; he could go through things that would scare the common person in an instant without jolting back the slightest. But this scared him. The thought of kissing that moron in front of a crowd would in fact make a place on the list of the most frightening things he had ever done in his life. The pause seemed to amuse the priest who was now smiling wider than ever.
"Don't be shy, kiss him!" the priest said and walked towards the two men. With one hand on Fay's back and one hand on Kurogane's he pushed them closer together. Before it could get any more embarrassing than it already was Kurogane kissed the mage swiftly on the mouth.
Load voices spread across the huge hall filled with smiling people. They whistled and clapped their hands together looking at the newly wed couple. Fay turned towards Kurogane and grinned. Then leaned in and kissed him again. This time the kiss was long and warm, both enjoying it as much as the other.
They walked down together, the ninja and the mage, holding hands, and seated themselves on the first row, ready to witness Sakura and Syaoran being pronounced husband and wife as well.
Fay silently thanked this world for having such strange rules. Those rules being that to enter one must be married. The people of this country didn't know what Mokona really was, ignoring Mokona's constant chant that Mokona was Mokona, so they decided that it was something between a plushie and a pet of sorts and thus Mokona was the only one of the group who didn't have to marry someone. Of course Kurogane protested and was furious at those stupid rules as they called them, but Mokona had said firmly that there was a feather in this world, and that they had to get married to get it back.
The group was outside the sun dancing brightly upon their skin, Mokona congratulating each and every one of them. Syaoran and Sakura were still blushing, Fay was smiling and Kurogane was grumpy and sat on the ground a few meters away from the rest of them.
"Do you still feel the presence of a feather?" Syaoran asked the white manju shaking Sakuras little finger.
"I never did," Mokona said jumping up and down in excitement.
"But…," Syaoran was confused: didn't Mokona say that it was a feather here when they first landed in this world?
"Mokona lied!" Mokona said and jumped on top of Syaoran's head.
"Mokona sure lies well," Fay said and smiled wider.
"That's one of Mokona's 108 secret skills, super lying power!" Mokona yelled out loud.
"I'll give you super killing power," a loud voice was heard across the grass. Kurogane had gotten on his feet, and was holding his sword over his head, his eyes raging with anger. "I'll chop you inot pieces you damn manju-bun!" Kurogane tried to hit the manju but Mokona jumped off Syaoran's head leaving him in a very scary situation taking that Kurogane's sword was now directed straight at his head. Syaoran dodged it and stumbled and fell on the ground. Kurgane didn't notice but started chasing Mokona over the ground, yelling things the rest of the group didn't hear, but could easily guess what was.
"Looks like my husband has run away," Fay said shielding his eyes from the bright sun with one hand. "And I who was looking forward to the wedding night."
"The wedding night?" Syaoran said a little nervous.
"Yes the wedding night is when…," Fay didn't have time to finish before magic swirls surrounded them.
"Looks like we are traveling again," Sakura said looking a little relieved.
"Too bad the marriage doesn't count other places than here," Fay said grinning. "I was really looking forward to all the sake," Fay pointed towards a table filled with sake bottles. "Good that I got room for these under my coat," Fay opened his coat slightly and showed off four shiny new bottles of sake.
Then they all traveled to a new world. A new world with unknown situations, unknown rules and unknown feelings. Though the marriage didn't count anymore, it was no hindrance on using it in the teasing of one certain ninja. And the mage hadn't thought of letting that chance slip that easily.
A/N: Sorry for making the last chapitre so short. To compensate I made this one extra long, maybe a little too long. This chapitre was a little crazy but I couldn't stop writing it, so sorry if it was just full of nonsense. Next chapitre: Sake viewing sake. Please review! And thanks for all the reviews from previous chapitres, they make me so happy!