Reincarnation of Naruto
-Chapter 4-
"Speech"
'Thought'
In the Konoha hospital, Namine gave birth on Hinata's birthday, having gone in labor Christmas Day. Namine has given birth to a girl.
'This baby looks a lot like Sasuke's mother, so…' "Her name will be…Mikoto, Uzumaki Mikato."
"Why Mikoto?"
"Because if memory serves, Mikoto was Sasuke's mother, and she sort of looked like our child."
"I think that's a wonderful name, Namine."
It was up to the elder twin, Alisha, to take care of Mikoto, since Marie would be a bad influence to her. However, it was Mikoto who influenced Marie for the better, and she told two white haired kunoichi that they could simply dye their hair again, and the white hair dye will come right off. However, even though Marie's nefarious streak ended, her negative influence has affected Mikoto, so Mikoto switched the two hair dye earlier, so Sakura ended up having platinum blonde hair, while Ino had Sakura's pink hair. To their horror, they both discovered that the new hair dye wouldn't wash off as easily as the white hair dye. Kakashi, ever since the incident, wore his ANBU wolf mask everywhere, but Marie told him that it could be washed over overnight drinking this special mystical water, by altering his physical chemistry a tiny bit. What Marie didn't know is that Mikoto switched the bottle, and provided her own mystical water, which was so powerful, that it would not only change the chemistry of Kakashi by a tiny bit, but would effectively transform hin.. Later that night, Kakashi was at home, in bed, with the mystical water next to him. He grabbed the bottle from his bedside and removed his mask.
'Down the hatch…' Kakashi thought as he drank it. It had one unexpected side effec. Kakashi passed out on his bed.
Later that night, while Kakashi was undergoing his metamorphosis, a six year old Mikoto snuck in and measured something on Kakashi. Determining Kakashi's size, she left some things in his closet and snuck out quietly.
Kakashi woke up three hours earlier then he usually would. His body, however, felt smaller so his clothes were too loose. He realized that for some reason, he was wearing mens clothing, so she got up and changed so quickly that she didn't even know what she was putting on until she went to the restroom to take care of business. Her girl body didn't even register when she peered into her bathroom mirror and brushed her teeth. She examined her reflection in her mirror. She had on blue leggings with a low cut black skirt, a forest green shirt with a wonder bra, and her hair tied in a ponytail leaning slightly to the left. A Jounin vest that was open in the middle completed her look.
'I look good…'
A six year old Mikoto walked along the street happily. She saw a certain man wearing green spandex running up to her.
"Hello Lee-sama."
"Yosh, have you seen my sensei?"
"I think that he's at Kakashi's house. They are married you know."
"Ah of course! Sorry to trouble you Mikoto." Lee took off running, but then came running right back.
"Do you know where Kakashi, or whatever her name is, lives?"
"Her name is Kakasko. She lives over yonder."
"Thank you."
"No problem…"
Lee once again took off running. Lee, not having the decency to knock, slammed the door open.
"PERVERT!"
It didn't help that Kakasko and Gai were were currently naked…on the couch.
"WHAT AN UNYOUTHFUL IMAGE!" Lee shouted, closed his eyes, turned away, and slammed the door shut. Mikoto, meanwhile, was holding in her laughter as she walked away.
(A/N Kakasko is sterile, unable to give birth to babies)
A seven year old Mikoto was sitting in a classroom for her first day at the academy. A roomful of other students showed up, none of them note worthy, except for two others. The child of Lee and Sakura, with the Haruno pinkhair, which looked so wrong on the boy nicknamed pinky. The person's real name was unknown, but that's all everyone knew, so everyone calls the person Pinky, although Pinky's parents probably called him by Pinky's real name. It probably didn't help that Pinky wore a lot of pink. If they didn't know better, they would say he is a girl cross dressing as a boy simply because the length of his hair is too long for a boy like him, but most people simply leave it in the back of their minds. The other student was obviously a tomboy, since she was wearing jeans and a Chinese shirt. She had her hair in two buns like her mother, Ten-ten, but she also had her father's stoic attitude. No one besides her parents knew her real name, but everyone calls her Tenji. Since she was the daughter of a Hyuuga, she had the Byakugon, but her Byakugon was colored a light shade of brown. The 40 year old Umino Iruka was presiding over the class and took role. When everyone was declared present, Iruka had everyone introduce themselves. Howver, Mikoto, Pinky, and Tenji only gave the names that everyone calls them, so they still didn't know their real names…
The first day was an all day lecture that only half the class stayed awake to listen to it. Pinky, Tenji, and Mikato were not among them. Mikoto had known all this already by going to the library. Tenji didn't care, but she most likely already knew it, and Pinky would most likely had received the same lecture at home. The whole year was pretty much the same, and half of the class wouldn't have attended if Iruka didn't threaten them with a failing grade, so for the whole year, they had to endure Iruka drone on and on.
Finally, it was the day of the Genin graduation exams. The test was on [bBunshin no jutsu.[/b No one had expected Mioato to pass via Kage Bunshin no jutsu, even though she could only make one. Kunoichi's were supposed to have small chakra reserves and very good chakra control. However, Mikoto had a way above average chakra reserve, rivaling that of an experienced Jounin, but below average chakra control, slightly better then Naruto's, but still poor.
Iruka was naming the Genin teams.
"Team 1 will be Pinky, Mikoto, and Tenji. You're Jounin instructor is…hmm it's an unlisted name. Oh well, team 2 will be…"
After team placements were done, Iruka announced that their Jounin instructors will meet them at the academy around 2:00. They were all dismissed at 11:30. After eating lunch, everyone met back at the academy. "Team 1, come with me…"
Their Jounin instructor was hidden in shadow. He or she asked everyone to introduce themselves. The Jounin introduced himself first.
"My name is unimportant. You may refer to me as Sonia-sensei."
"But…that's a girls name…"
"Are you calling me a girl?"
"No, sensei."
"Good, all right Pinky, you're next."
"I don't wish to reveal my true name, so call me Pinky, for obvious reasons. I really like the color pink. I hate the green spandex that my father wears. My dream is to get my father out of that spandex and into something more fashionable."
"Will it be pink?"
"Pink is my favorite color, so most likely."
'A pink Lee…' Sonia-sensei thought to himself. 'I'd love to see that…'
"All right, you with the buns, you're next."
"No one knows my real name, so people just refer me as Tenji. I like to wear boy's clothing. I hate to wear feminine clothing. I don't have a dream, but I want to find out why I was born a girl instead of as a guy…"
'Interesting…' "Tenji, I know of a doctor that specializes in gender reassignment therapy. If you really want to be a guy, here's his card." Sonia-sensei tossed her a card.
"Why do you have his card?"
"Uh…" She assumed a thoughtful look and didn't answer for over ten minutes.
"You know what? Forget it."
Sonia let out a sigh of relief.
"All right, you with the hair."
A vein twitched on Mikoto's forehead, but she continued anyway.
"My name is Mikoto. I like both guys and girls, so you can call me bisexual, but personally, I like girls better."
"So you are a lesbian?"
"I guess, just like my parents."
'Another interesting fact…'
(A/N Here is where this fic becomes crack.)
Pinky went home to his parents, Lee and Sakura.
"Welcome back honey. How was your day?"
"No one has discovered my habit or even my real name yet."
"Well honey, people call you Pinky for so long, we actually forgot your real name. OK Pinky, dinner will be ready in about ten minutes. I'll call you done when it is ready."
"Hai." Pinky went into his room. He grabbed some clothes and took a quick shower. He stepped out of the shower. 'Man, about three yeas and no one has figured out that I cross dress…'
The girl called Pinky skipped down the stairs, where she ate dinner.
Tenji went home after her team meeting to her parents, Neji and Tenten.
"Good evening." Said Neji.
"I'm goiing to go up to my room and shower."
"Fine, but you should know, I hate that my SON has a habit of cross dressing."
"I cross dress because people underestimate us kunoichi."
"You got that right!" Shouted his mother.
"Whatever…"
Tenji went up to his room, and looked at the card that Sonia-sensei tossed her.
"Why does she have this card? Did she recently require his services?"
Sonia-sensei went home and went straight to bed.
'No one will ever know that I was a boy till about a week ago…'
Sonia went to sleep.
Didn't I say that this fiction will become crack? I did that because I ran out of ideas for this story, and I love to make people laugh. Did it work? Even if it didn't, I am still satisfied. Read and Review, and no flames please. If people flame me, I will take that as an insult to my writing, and may not write anymore, which will be a real shame, since I love to write. If you don't like it, don't read it, although I prefer you do read it. Laterz.