Sup bros? My name is Burrrrnnning Light and-I'm going to stop before I get sued by Pewdie. Anyways, I just looked up the reveal trailer for Wii Fit Trainer (I have a sucky computer that doesn't let me on YouTube that often) and I cannot stop laughing. So, I'm fueling that into a new chapter! Good for all of you!

I'm still a little woozy since I had to have a blood test (I almost fainted, just so you know), but I'm still doing a chapter!

Anyways, damn, I didn't know how popular I was getting after posting ONE chapter resulted in a massive view craze. But enough about that, you people want insanity! AND IMMA GIVE YOU INSANITY! ENJOY, FOLKS! CUE SUPER PAPER MARIO CHAPTER INTRO! *Dun, dun dun, dun dun dunnnnnnn!*

Chapter 4: A Day at the Mall

"C'mon guys!" yelled Toon, running ahead of the little Smashers and the people who were SUPPOSED to be watching them. Mario, Link, Sonic and Kirby all had gone into some video game store to grab GTA V and had basically abandoned them, so Toon decided to play a little prank on them. Toon, Pichu, Ness and the Ice Climbers all knew that Peach and told the older Smashers to keep an eye on them, so they decided to purposely get themselves lost in the mall and watch the older Smashers (aka, the entire Team Hero) panic and freak out. And sure enough, once Team Hero came out of the store…

"I can't BELIEVE they were sold out!" said Kirby, walking out with an angry look on his face. They had told them some story about how during the first hour of GTA V's release, some guy had gotten his copy stolen and kept coming back to get more copies. At least Kirby had managed to snag the new Mario & Luigi or else he would have murdered everyone in that room. Sonic, however, was in a better mood. He had briefly mentioned his secret once he saw Sonic Unleashed in the store and, it turns out, Kirby already knew. But he had assumed that Sonic had never transformed into his Werehog form again after the events of the game. Oh boy, was he WRONG. That was exactly why he never seemed to get mad.

"I know! It's ridiculous! How many people like GTA, anyway-Where are the little Smashers." said Link, looking around the mall.

"…We're screwed." said Kirby, remembering the warning Peach had given them.

FLASHBACK:

"YOU BOYS BETTER NOT LOSE THE LITTLE SMASHERS OR ELSE (CENSORED FOR SANITY) got it?"

END FLASHBACK:

"Nova, she can be pretty damn scary when she wants to be!" though aloud Kirby, shivering. Mario glared at him. "What? I was just saying what everyone else was thinking!"

"Hey, don't pin this on us, puffball!"

"But it's true, isn't it rodent?"

Mario and Link ignored the mini-brawl Kirby and Sonic had gotten into and went to look for the little Smashers. After scouring the food court, they determined that they were utterly screwed. Once they returned to the front of the video game store, they found Kirby and Sonic playing random game consoles. Kirby was playing the Wii (Sonic and the Black Knight, I think) and Sonic was playing the Wii U (The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct). Apparently this didn't bother the staff, because they were just ignoring the two. "DAMN IT! RUN FASTER DARYL!" shouted Sonic.

"Ha ha, look at Sonic's face! Too bad you have to listen to the girl that looks like Amy, huh? Just kidding, I love watching your misery! This'll be perfect for blackmail!" said Kirby, snapping a picture of the screen.

"I'm right here, you know. AH! NO! BACK OFF!" Link and Mario, shrugged and sat down at the Xbox and 3DS respectfully, then got to playing.

TWELVE HOURS LATER:

"Hey Sonic, who's your girlfriend?"

"SHE IS NOT MY-"

"Who cares, this'll just be more stuff for me to work with. YAY, BLACKMAIL!"

"Again, RIGHT HERE, KIRBY."

Team Hero were still playing video games when the girls came to check on them. Zelda and Peach hadn't seen the little Smashers or Team Hero come home yet, so Master Hand had told them to go check up on them. Peach sighed when she saw them sitting in front of screens and playing games. "Boys?" Team Hero froze.

"Crap."

"Where are the little Smashers?"

"….In the toy store?"

"Was that an answer or a question?"

"….Answer?"

"…"

"Uh oh."

"She's gonna blow!"

With those words, Team Hero ran for it. Sure enough…

"YOU IDIOTS! GO FIND THEM RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"

MEANWHILE:

The little Smashers giggled from their hiding spot. It was going so well. They, of course, had Kirby to thank for coming up with this. He had done this prank years ago during the Melee tourney. They were surprised to learn that Kirby couldn't remember that he did it. Meta had told them it was because of either too many Warpstar crashes, or he was just a natural idiot.

WITH TEAM HERO:

"Ooh, free samples!"

"KIRBY. SHUT UP AND FOLLOW."

They had made a mistake, leading Kirby into the food court. He was currently gorging himself with food he got from who knows where, and in simple terms, Link was not amused. "Kirby, where the Hell did you get that food?" asked Sonic, clearly not getting very angry at the puffball despite their mini-brawl earlier.

"I dunno."

"You know, this only proves my point. There's a reason Hyrulians are so focused and never distract-CUCCO!" Link began to chase after the demon bird, leaving his friends behind.

"…What was that about not being distracted?"

"I dunno."

The remainder of Team Hero trudged along in silence.

"You know Peach is going to kill us, right?"

"Yes Kirby, we know that."

The only noise where the sounds of shoppers bragging about their purchases.

"Y'know Mario, I've always wondered something. Why do you talk in games, but not in real life?"

Mario shrugged.

Kirby pulled out his DS.

Sonic kept looking around.

Link was being pecked to death by a demon bird.

What else is new?

HOURS LATER, IN SMASH MANSION:

The little Smashers had returned an hour ago, before Team Hero had returned. Sure enough, after a little while…

"Sonic's got a girlfriend, Sonic's got a girlfriend!"

"I DO NOT!"

"PAIN…"

"Then explain why the ending in this game was so much like the Super Mario Galaxy ending!"

"THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!"

"STUPID CUCCO…"

"Admit it, you like the cat lady!"

"NEVER!"

"AND I'M BEING IGNORED, AS USUAL…"

Not many people got sleep last night due to Link's constant moaning in pain, Kirby and Sonic's bickering and the little Smashers uncontrollable laughter.

Ha ha, I sympathize with you Link! Stupid Cuccos. Well, anyways, R&R, readers!