Warning: animalized, bestiality, fruits like lemon mixed in perhaps

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Because after the Ever After there's usually a Christmas Special

"I'm dying, Temari. Any minute now I'm going to breathe my last breath," Shikamaru whined as he lay dejected on the ground near the mango tree, his hands atop his bloated, tumorous midsection.

Temari snorted. "This is a world with a definite god, trust me you'll not die yet."

Princess Mary Sue's lids drifted close as she allowed her tears to fall. She cried melancholy, hauntingly beautiful.

"Oh Kami. Would both of you stop being so melodramatic," snapped Temari.

"Me? Melodramatic?" Princess Mary Sue pointed to herself. "Why thank you. Of course, I already know that my tears can move mountains."

Temari grunted in exasperation. "Damn it, if your tears are so goddamned powerful it should be good for something!" As soon as she said it, she took a tear and slapped it on Shikamaru's overly bulging middle.

Suddenly, Shikamaru's body floated up from the ground and was engulfed by a white, bright light. Then he begun to transform complete with a catchy background song. Dark fur coated his entire body then he started to have an elongated snout and a swishing tail.

When Shikamaru's body dropped back to the green covered earth, he had become a black beauty.

A horse.

A talking horse.

"What have you done now?" Shikamaru whinnied, just like an equine.

Temari's mouth was left gaping.

Mary Sue smirked, "I told you—"

"If you're gonna tell us once more that you are perfect, I'm gonna spank you kinkily again," growled Temari. "Now, make yourself really useful and pm GC."

"You know you keep saying GC," the princess retorted. "Sometimes things need to be spelled out. GC is glockcourage, the one who created me, the one who is supposed to be the mature version of chibiver," the princess preached, "But obviously, is more childish as she deems it funny to mess with her favorites."

The more the Mary Sue talked the more fucked up he turned out to be, the horse then nickered, "Princess, shut up and allow me to think."

The princess pouted prettily and took out her phone. Being a Mary Sue meant being helpful even in the face of adversary. After a short while, wherein the princess had taken her break of lemonade and muffin, the phone finally tooted and a reply from GC popped up.

"Oh my." Princess Mary Sue paled, the half bitten muffin falling to the ground.

"What is it?" Temari inquired upon noticing the change marring the girl's beautiful face.

The princess answered slowly, "GC said, to really cure Shikamaru, his one true love must..."

"Must what?" Shikamaru asked.

Mary Sue replied with a question, "Shikamaru, you don't love me, right?"

The horse nodded his head before his long neck gestured at Temari, blatantly admitting his love for the blonde quad ponytailed woman.

Mary Sue sighed contentedly. "I love happy endings."

"So this means I can go back to my normal, healthy, human self?" Shikamaru neighed.

Mary Sue nodded with her smile so wide.

Temari raised a brow. "So what did GC suggested we'll do to turn Shika back to being a lazy person?"

Mary Sue took a deep breath and answered, "A kiss is just not enough. You two...need to copulate. "

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~11 23 13AF P~

A/N: Hehe just imagine the bestiality part...I can't do it ~laughs~ Squeeze a dash of lemon while you're at it.