interLOAFERS: Same Difference
By THE Xenomorph (aka Xenomorph666)
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-Verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, The Mask, TMNT, Captain Planet, Beast Wars, Jurassic Park)
The Coming Aid
"What are we looking at?" Wanda asked as she stared at the screen. The Scions had called a meeting of all the teams. Most of the leaders and members were present, however the Maximals were watching through a video feed.
"The lights of a hundred worlds..." Perfection smiled. "Aid."
"Does that mean?" Scott looked at the screen.
"No." Wraith said smugly.
"Let's just say they found out you needed help and they're giving it." DM smiled.
"What did you guys do?" Jean shot them all a questioning look.
"Nothing." Perfection smiled. "Nothing against the rules anyway."
"We heard Perfection asking someone named Sora for help." O'Hare said as he rubbed his chin.
"That'd be me." Sora said as he gave Captain O'Hare a friendly wave.
"Well, it's possible the request decide to extend beyond..." DM furrowed his brow, "No that doesn't work..."
"Huh?" Althea asked, "What's wrong."
"My request shouldn't even have gone to Sora." Perfection admitted. "We don't know why everyone's coming."
"Maybe someone else decided to help." Sora suggested.
"Who would be crazy to help that lunatic?" Rogue asked.
"I believe I can answer that." A short large headed bald man appeared.
"WATCHER!" Perfection shouted in glee as he leaped onto the being's head and hugged it.
"It's nice to see you to Perfection." The Watcher said calmly.
"Perhaps the only being capable of NOT loosing sanity in Perfection's prescience." DM sighed, "Now it makes sense."
"Huh?" Todd asked. "How?"
"The Watcher is not bound by our rules..." Wraith eyed the Watcher, "Of course he just broke some very big ones of his own."
"And I shall deal with that." The Watcher said calmly. "But for now you should know that these people come with the idea of helping in a war."
"Jeez..." Hawk gasped.
"I think the Inn's going to get bigger again, isn't it?" Todd asked.
"Y..." DM spoke up and looked around. "You feel that."
"This isn't going to be pleasant." Wraith said.
"Not him..." Perfection groaned.
"Who?" Wanda asked.
"Exactly." The interLOAFERs said as one just as an British Telephone booth appeared in the table in the middle of the room.
"The Doctor to be precise." Perfection groaned.
"The only man who can give P a run for his money." Wraith sighed, "And a damned annoying Time Lord."
"Oh..." The Door opened to reveal the form of the Tenth Doctor. "Oh... Hello."
"Hiya Doc." DM sighed. "I take it you got the message too."
"Well of course, and when I heard it was..." The Doctor looked at Perfection who was slamming his head into a wall repeatedly. "Perfection, I came as fast as I could."
"How come you never told us you know the Doctor?" Wanda asked, Perfection kept slamming his head into the wall.
"Yes, well I guess it has to do with winning that dance-off." The Doctor smiled.
"The Doctor's got moves yo." Todd said with a smile, Perfection only glared at him.
"Any guests?" DM asked the Doctor.
"'Fraid not, I came just as I dropped off a blushing bride at her door step." The Doctor said. "Of course her groom was eaten by a ferocious space-spider, so I guess she's a widow now."
"Hey, Doc, could you move your phone booth off the table?" Ash piped up.
"It's a TARDIS." The Doctor said.
"What did you just call me?" Ash said flatly as he reached for his Boomstick.
"Ash, the phone booth is called the TARDIS." Xavier groaned, at that most of the room quieted. "It's been around longer than most of you have been alive."
"What has?" The Doctor asked.
"You're a show." Perfection groaned from his position at the wall.
"Oh! Neat!" The Doctor smiled. "Autographs anyone?"
"Move the damn phone booth!" Ash snapped.
"Yeah, what Ash said." Shipwreck said.
"It's a..." The Doctor tired to speak up.
"Doctor, don't." Althea sighed, "He's trying to start something."
"Hey you don't stop them when they start a Great Debate." Shipwreck pouted.
"They can repair all the stuff they break in an instant." Althea shot her father a deadly glare.
"Doctor, please could you move the TARDIS?" Xavier asked.
"Oh, of course." The Doctor stepped inside and the TARDIS vanished and appeared near the door and the Doctor popped out again. "Better?"
"Yes." Xavier sighed.
"Sorry about that, first landing in another universe can be a bit awkward." The Doctor smiled. "So what were you all talking about?"
"Oh by Primus' grace!" Dinobot cursed from the monitor. "We were talking about all the others coming to help."
"Oh, I guess that explains the dimensional diagram with all the dimensional slivers headed towards this dark mass..."
"That's our world!" Trinity smiled as they moved their chairs towards the Doctor.
"Run." Perfection said as he saw the look in Trinity's eyes.
"What, why? They're just..." The Doctor never got to finish as Trinity quickly abducted him to their room by using the Mass Device. Needless to say the meeting was quickly adjourned and Lifeline was put on alert to welcome a confused and violated Doctor. It took five minutes for him to understand just who his next patient was going to be.
Later that day though the Doctor was quickly briefed on all of the Misfits, X-Men, Turtles, Planeteers and Maximals. He was also getting a very unique view of the world by talking to the very insane Pyro.
"So you think fire can solve everything?" The Doctor asked.
"Yup..." Pyro smiled.
"What about a forest fire?" The Doctor asked.
"What's wrong with a forest fire?" Pyro asked innocently and completely oblivious.
"Uh..." Althea pulled the Doctor away from Pyro before he had a mental breakdown. "It's best to leave Pyro in Pyro's world."
"Is that boy insane?" The Doctor asked.
"We all are." Todd said as he hopped alongside the Doctor.
"No, you're all eccentric." The Doctor said as he looked back at Pyro in confusion. "He's completely out of his mind."
"Yup." Althea said.
"So what do you want see now?" Todd asked.
"Well I was asked to visit those talking turtles..." The Doctor said.
"Awesome!" Gecko jumped a make shift ramp near the Doctor and did a kick flip over his head. "Follow me Doc."
"He's got to be just as crazy..." The Doctor said.
"Actually Gecko's pretty sane, probably amongst the most sane." Althea said.
"But he's got a temper..." Todd said.
"Hey Toad, up for a round of pong later?" Gecko asked as he skated back over towards the Doctor.
"Sure, but I don't think we use the obstacle course again." Todd said.
"Why?" Gecko asked as he flipped his board into his hands.
"Hawk said something about possibly blowing up the base..." Todd shrugged.
"What, you mean those were active mines?" Gecko gulped.
"Apparently." Todd said.
"Pong..." The Doctor looked to Althea. "With mines."
"It was a pretty popular game until Hawk found out." Althea said dismissively.
"Yeah, I mean the walls can take an explosion every now and then you know." Todd said.
"Live..." Gecko babbled. "Are you TRYING to get us all killed?"
"I take it back, you are all insane." The Doctor looked back at Althea.
"Told ya." Althea smiled.
"Hey kids!" Shipwreck came in with a giant hamster ball, inside Clotho was tearing at the wall like Cujo after a little kid. "Astral decided to restrain her..."
"Hey..." Todd siled devilishly. "Payback time..."
"Oh yeah..." Althea smiled. "Dad, take it to the obstacle course, we've got a game of pong to play."
"Dude, that's gonna take a team to move..." Gecko said.
"Team pong!" Todd shouted.
"AND it's wrong." Gecko tapped his foot.
"Then there's only one solution." Todd smiled as he led The Doctor away.
"Hey what are you doing?" Gecko shouted.
"Yes, where are going anyway?" The Doctor asked.
"Back to the Triplets." Todd smiled.
"What the! Hey!" Gecko jumped on his board and gave chase with out thinking about Clotho. "Get back here you little evil amphibian!"
Todd then ducked behind a building with the Doctor. "Don't worry, just had to loose him, he's gotten to be a real stick in the mud lately." Gecko went flying by on his board as he kicked in the engine Donatello had put on it. Seconds later he was heard crashing into a wall.
"That doesn't sound good." Todd winced as he peeked out to see Gecko plastered against a wall. "Oh... man..." Todd raced over to Gecko. "You ok?"
"I will be, but right now..." Gecko's eye focused on Todd. "I need to scream..."
"Righty-o." Todd smiled. "Not pissed are you?"
"Toad..." Gecko growled.
"Right..." Todd looked at the Doctor, "Time to scram and fast."
"Bit of tension between you two I take it?" The Doctor asked as they walked off, soon Gecko was heard screaming and cursing behind them.
"Well, you see a few weeks ago there was this Heartless parasite thing and I got infected..." Todd sighed. "Apparently it made me say a lot of stupid things, and then it went after Sensei Splinter and then Gecko."
"I see, so he doesn't trust you much." The Doctor said.
"I dunno, I think he's like me right now." Todd said as he sat on a bench.
"And that would be?" The Doctor asked.
"It's weird, yo." Todd looked at his feet, almost ashamed.
"It could be important." The Doctor said.
"It's just that thing took control of me, Gecko and Splinter." Todd pointed out, "And if it took Splinter, how do we know it's even gone? How do we know we aren't still being controlled."
"My guess would be that it wouldn't make you think about it for one." The Doctor said. "And for two, I highly doubt it could stand being here any longer than it had too." The Doctor smiled.
"Heh, yeah." Todd smiled, "We are a bit much for even our friends."
"There you see, keep smiling and you'll be fine." The Doctor said. "Now... I'm hungry."
"Hey, you haven't met B.A. Yet!" Todd perked up. "You gotta try his coffee."
"I prefer tea, but I guess a good coffee wouldn't hurt." The Doctor said as they walked off.