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31) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
"Hi Harry," Fred said, waving at Harry. Harry greeted the twins. He was becoming slightly worried. They had been pulling the craziest pranks ever and it didn't look like they had any intention of stopping.
"Who's your friend?" George asked, pointing to Harry's shoulder. Harry whipped around but he couldn't see anyone. He turned back to them suspiciously.
"Who are you talking about?" he asked.
George grinned. "The guy behside you in black, tapping an hourglass and looking impatient.
"AHH!" Fred gasped, doing a pretty good impression of Trelawney. "It's the Grim!"
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32)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
"Where are they?" Professor Snape had woken up this morning to find all his robes had been turned bright pink. He had been forced to stay in his room until he had been brought new ones. Snape was certain the Weasley twins had something to do with it, which was why Flitwick was interrogating the twins. "How did you get into Professor Snape's room?"
One of the boys waved his hand and announced, "These are not the droids you are looking for."
Flitwick crossed is arms. "Your mind tricks fool not Master Yoda. One with the Force, is he."
The twins' eyes widened in surprise. They looked at each other, then hung their heads. "Busted, we are."
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33) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
Luna Lovegood was in the forest feeding the thestrals. As she threw a very bloody chunk of meat towards a young thestral, she heard two voices singing,
"My Little Pony,
Skinny and boney,
You'll never be in my heart."
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34) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.
"Give me the hand gun Weasley."
"Okay."
"And the other one."
"Uh . . . Sure."
"And the rifle."
"Party pooper."
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35) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
George raised the axe and charged. Goyle spun his broom the other way and sped off. Fred cut across his path, stopping him in his tracks. Lee's comentary echoed in the backround,
"And it looks like the Weasley twins, Beaters for Gryffindor are going to decapitate Gregory Goyle of the Slytherin Team. Go on boys!"
Goyle screamed as the twins both advanced, axes held high . . .
"Mr. Weasley!"
George woke with a start. An angry McGonagall was standing over him.
"Do not fall asleep in my class again Weasley. Thirty points from Gryffindor."
It was in that moment that George Weasley made up his mind to start a petition to make battle axes legal in Quidditch.
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36) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
Fred was struggling to keep his eye open in History of Magic class. "The Goblin Rebellion of -" Fred cut Professor Binns off.
"But sir, what about Bilbo Baggins?"
Binns stared at him for a moment. "The Goblin Rebellion of 1669 started in a famous tavern called . . ."
Fred was already asleep.
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37) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
Angelina could hear footsteps behind her. She had been hearing them a lot lately. "Fred," she said, turning around to face the Weasley in question. "Are you stalking me?"
Fred stayed calm. "No, but you're out of Choclate Frogs."
Angelina backed away slowly.
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38) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
"DIE! BAWAHAHAHA! DIE!"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
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39) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
"Place your bets here! How long will it take for Malfoy to admit he loves Granger? Is You-Kow-Who Harry Potter's father? Place your bets here!"
"Weasley."
George turned around to find a murderous looking Harry, Hermione and Malfoy.
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40) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
"Have fun in Potions Fred!" Angelina said.
He grinned. "Oh I will."
O.O.O.
"Well," Fred said proudly as he sat down. "Detention for the rest of my school life."
"What did you do now?" Angelina asked.
"Ask Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles."
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