Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts………, I'm new to this so ………………

(Place usual Disclaimer here)

CHAPTER 4 Random Stuff

Since the kh stars had nothing to do they basically decided to have some fun. And Riku eventually figured it was about time he gave up on the whole ship getting fixed thing, they were soon going to die. He shook his head. Maybe he'll escape and ditch these guys tonight. So for the rest of their little randomness Riku hid in his room. (Storing energy so he could open a portal out of here) (Honestly, why didn't they just make a big portal and went to THAT horrible world? At least they could live…., then again they'd suffer the horror of the never ending smiley faces so…... BWAHAHAHA!)

Sora and Roxas keyblade wars! Woo!

(Axel Narrates)

And Sora made the first move, tackle! Oooh, too bad!

Roxas dodged it! He whipped both his keyblades and made an awesome effect while trying to cut off Sora's awesome gravity defying hair! But he missed! …oh? What's this?! He cut of a chunk of Sora's hair! Now the little Star haired boy is flaming! Without my help, ladies and gentlemen.

(Namine' and Kairi both had boys are so stupid looks on their faces. Disapproving faces. They both had arms crossed and crossed eyebrows. Tsk, tsk.)

(~ three hours of stupidity later~)

Sora and Roxas both had cuts on their faces, (no one won, due to the fact that Axel burned out the battle Arena out of excitement.) and destroyed awesomely gelled hair. After looking at a mirror both fell to their knees and screamed…"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" both waving their fists in the air (in apparent unison O_O. WEIRD!)

Meanwhile….

"Bwahahahaha! I found it! the map of the worlds that king Mickey lend me, now I'd find a short cut out of here and flee, once and for all!"

~Flashback~

King Mickey: If we were meant to fly, then we'd have wings on our backs and propellers on our noses (I kind of forgot how it really was, so please correct if it was wrong.)

Riku: (O_O) Uh….,what does that have anything to do with this map?

Mickey: Beats me, uh, huhuh! (='w'=)

Riku: oookay….,thanks….

~End of Flashback~

Riku has weirded out face. 'Oookay'. He thought.

"Wahahahahah, I'll leave these guys, so that only I, RIKU, will be the star! I will be the only KINGDOM HEARTS STAR! And they'll have to make me the new keyblade weilder!"

(Somwhere over some rainbow some fangirls squeeled: WE LOVE YOU RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Riku coughs. "I. sense, a disturbance"

~meanwhile…~

"Okay, truth or Dare?" Kairi asked. Axel was the one caught by that question.

"Truth."

"Are you gay?!" Sora spatted out.

Axel made a face like this: (='w'=) "Well…I'm not totally not"

"Huh?"

"Not saying, that I'm not not, not entirely not, not that it's not not a yes, a not so notifically not, that may lead to –"

"OH SHUUUUUUUUUT UP ALREADY!" Roxas shouted. Axel sucked in his mouth. (:3)

They all laughed. They all seemed to like Kairi's innocent, non related to world domination and her narcissist self, game.

Kairi spinned the bottle (From a once full bottle of coke that they all discovered in one of the rooms, supposedly a source of survival left in Axel's, supposedly capable hands till after five minutes, found empty.) Then she caught it, and stopped it, abruptly. She looked up. "Let's make this a little interesting…"

She looked up at each of them. "Spin the bottle?"

Sora gulped. "Are you serious?"

Kairi smiled a dark smile, worse than seeing Malificent actually smile (IMAGINE THAT?!?! O_O WHOA!)

They didn't respond, but Kairi continued anyway. She turned the bottle then spinned.

The others tensed up.

Kairi made this scary Kairi smile at Sora. Sora twitched. "Eh….? What was that for?"

Kairi made a sort of giggle.

"What would happen if Kairi and Roxa-" Axel smirked.

"NO!" Sora and Namine' in unison, again.

In their preoccupation, the bottle stopped. In front of….

Roxas!

Namine'and Sora gave Axel a death glare. "This is YOUR fault! You jinxed the game!"

Roxas looked horrified.

Kairi was considering this in her head. 'Well, Roxas is kind of cute…"

"What?! NO!" Namine' and Sora again in unison.

"Okay" Kairi said Cheerfully. She approached the poor blonde boy, who was backing away.

"Do we really have to?"

Kairi made another horrifying Kairi giggle.

Roxas shuddered. "SORA! A little help? Please!"

"I'll save you Roxas!" Axel exclaimed with a heroic tone. Pointer up in the air, other hand on his own waist.

"Roxas bolted away, Kairi ran after him.

"Aw, come on, just one kiss!'

"NO! NEVER!"

Sora grabbed his Keyblade and ran after them.

Namine' grabbed one of Roxas keyblades and muttered: "Grrr, You, Kairi he's MINE!"

They ran down the halls.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! In the name of all that is good! Please! Somebody, save me!" Roxas was cornered.

Kairi drew closer.

"Noooooooooooooooooooo" (~slow motion time~) shouted Sora.

Axel was laughing slowly, and blinking at funny paces, since we're in slow motion.

Namine' crept up behind Kairi.

"Bwahahaha, I've got you now!" Kairi said. she was about to move closer when somebody pushed her aside making her fall to the ground.

"HEY! Ow!"and before anyone can make a reaction they were all staring at Namine' kissing Roxas. They were all (O_O WHOA!)

Even Roxas was stunned, but his arms were just limp by his sides, not doing anything at all, no movement came from him. Namine' broke the kiss.

Roxas was scarlet faced.

"Uhm…er" his hand automatically reached for his head and he was feeling his hair, nervously. A sort of thing he does when he's embarrassed.

"Whoa! PDA!" Sora Exclaimed.

"Namine' why did you do that?" Kairi asked. "if you two were together, you could have just told me!"

"We weren't..."

Axel chuckled. 'Oh,hohoh? Then explain that little scene! We saw you were the one who made the move!"

"I-"

WOOOOOOSH!

They turned. A strong gust of wind!

SBAM!

That sounded like an opening of doors!

They looked at one another.

Then it occurred to them…

"RIKU!!!"

~Riku's side of the story~

Riku opened a portal, so strong and amazing and big and to such a big world… that it caused a strong gust of wind to blow out.

He looked back first.

His room door opened.

He smirked. "Now that's power."

He then muttered. "So long, suckers!' and hopped in the portal.

Sorry, I think the roxas namine' kiss was suckish. Sorry. Oh, and sorry if I made Riku tooevil. He isn't evil, really. That's only the effects of being stranded, you tend to go crazy. I might not continue this for a while. But if you're curious and wanting for more, just ask.