Arthur sighed as he ran a hand through his hair, "damn AUs causing me more problems then even the Frog and you could ever!". Alfred walked over to his love and smirked "c'mon baby, what do you expect? They are US after all". Arthur just sighed in response, "you know I am curious as to why Queenie and Oliver fight so much, you'd think they'd get along!" Alfred looked at Arthur as the brit spoke.

"Dude, chill. Its not that big of a deal! I mean, I know that Alfie and King get along great!" "..." "B-but that's only because they both have to deal with their spouses and they can bond over those two!" By then Alfred had Arthur in his lap in a chair.

The brit sighed as he leaned into Alfred's embrace. "That's why I love you poppet" They both fell asleep on the couch dreaming of each others love they had for one another.
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Queen laid next to his husband emotionless staring at him, then he turned and faced away not before a "I wont ever forgive you...git" escaped his lips. A long time ago, before they had come to live with Alfred and Arthur they had lived in a land called "Cards" and they both ruled together. Despite popular belief that the AUs had always lived with their nation counterparts is a myth. Artur and Acirem came from Hell, like Queen and King came from "Cards". All AUs show up at their nation counterparts door, and were shown in. A new home, family.

There were Special cases though, King and Queen, Artur and Acirem, and Oliver and Alfie. 'Spades' the word ran through Queen's head as he sat up. Queen silently wove his arms around himself as comfort. 'Everything, everyone, love, all gone' Queen tightened his arms around him. 'I need to see him' and Queen all but left King in their bed.

It was past midnight in the house and almost everyone was asleep, aside from the "Special Cases" one or the other of the pair was always awake, or two... doing somethings that should not be described in detail. Queen walked down the hall and he stopped in front of a door. 'Please be awake' Queen anxiously knocked on the door. "Mmm Coming deary!" The door opened to reveal Oliver, who merely raised an eyebrow at Queen. "Mmm, what happened now deary?" Queen anxiously looked around to make sure no one was listening, "h-he said sorry Oli".

Oliver eyes looked up in surprise to see Queen nearly in tears, he let Queen in "oh fiddlesticks, get in deary". This wasn't the first time this had happened in fact it happened almost every week, but there was a good reason. Oliver made a promise to Queen, and he vowed he would never break it.

(Flashback)

"What do you mean that another came today?!" Arthur rubbed his forehead in stress "yes Oliver and he is Special just like you and Artur, I just want you to go and make him feel at home this one seems especially damaged" Oliver sighed in anger and stomped up to the "damaged lad" as Arthur would say. "Who the bloody down there do you think you a-are?" Huddled in the corner was a form completely clothed in blue, purple, white, and spades. "H-hey! Are you okay? Sp-speak already yo-you candy eating bubbletosser!"

the form lifted his head with that strange little top hat on it. "He left me, he left me for some bloody harlot" a small whisper that soon turned to full out wailing. "H-HE B-BLOODY LEFT ME FOR SOME SLUT! A-ALL BECAUSE I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING W-WITH HIM!" The AU was now a puddle of tears. Oliver just stood there before awkwardly sitting next the to AU. "There, There poppet. Who cheated on you?" The AU curled into Oliver "m-my HUSBAND!" Rage filled Oliver, now here was a perfectly kind (seemingly) lad who just wasn't ready to have any intercourse! "That's no excuse to cheat, tell you what poppet.

If we ever see that Fairy lets make him as miserable as possible savvy?" The AU nodded "whats your name?" He asked Oliver. "Oh forgive me poppet its Oliver! Well not really its Arthur but were all named that so we pick names easier to distinguish us from the others, now that I think about it we need one for you!" "Queen" Oliver looked at "Queen" " Pardon? Why Queen?". Queen shrugged "because I ruled the most powerful kingdom in all of Cards before I came here with my husband, and I was the Queen?" Oliver smiled "oh! Well in that case, welcome home Queen!"

(End flashback)

Oliver sighed as he made some bright pink tea for himself and neon blue for Queen. "Well love at least he apologized... that counts for something right?" Queens just shook with tears and stress. "N-no he has no idea what he's apologizing for! How can he say sorry if he has no idea what he did?!" Oliver paused. "Good point poppet I was just thinking is all! Here have some tea" Queen took the tea from Oliver and drank from the cup. "You know poppet you could always tell him what the problem is..." Oliver giggled slightly as he saw Queen's eyebrow twitch in annoyance. "Oli, do be quiet." "Oho! Do we actually agree on something dear 'Oli' has said?! Its the end of the world!" Queen rolled his eyes as Oliver fell to the ground giggling hysterically.

"Calm down" Oliver stopped but not before giggling slightly again "so sorry poppet, now then its very late now so toodaloo~! Go get 'im tiger!" Oliver giggled again before pushing Queen out his and Alfie's door. "W-what?! I cant talk to him about this!" "Sure you can deary! Goodnight!" And with that Oliver slammed the door on poor Queen. 'I guess there's no other way' and Queen slowly trudged back to his King's room. Queen didn't say anything as he sat down on his side of the bed looking at his husband, his husband that cheated on him so many years ago.

"K-King?...no, Alfred?" King immediately woke up. "Whats wrong?! Are you okay Queen?!" He panicked and quickly checked Queen over before freezing. "...did you just call me Alfred?" Queen blushed "so what if I did? Its your name anyways git". King stared blankly at him before smiling happily "yay! Im so glad you called me by real name! So does that mean I can call you Arthur?" Queen flushed. "O-of course not! I-I called you that by accident! J-just shut up!" Queen quickly tossed a spade knife at King in defense. King merely caught the knife and glared at Queen.

"There was no need for that Arthur..." Queen backed up "sh-shut up! You have no right to say that name!" Alfred quickly pinned Queen to the wall. "And you have no right to talk to me like that, Arthur" King whispered into Queen's ear. Queen flushed but turned his head away, "I DO HAVE THE RIGHT! Iv'e had the bloody right since you cheated on me with that bloody fucking harlot!" Queen broke down and slid from Kings hands around his wrists. "SO DONT SAY I DONT HAVE THE BLOODY RIGHT!" King looked shocked and looked down at his husband sobbing in a puddle of tears at his feet. "A-Artie..." "DON'T CALL ME THAT GOD DAMMIT!" King flinched slightly as Queen screamed at him again.

"Can you just calm down?! Geez!" King yelled right back at Queen. "NO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH!" Queen let go of all past inhibitions and attacked King. "YOU HAVE NO BLOODY IDEA!" Queen continuously threw knife after knife at King "I hate how you act like you never cheated! I hate how you have the bloody audacity to apologize after how many years?!". King easily dodged all the knives as he made his way over to the side of their room Queen had moved to. "Im sorry Arthur! I was frustrated! I mean who wouldn't be?! We were together for over forty years and no sex! None! You cant blame me for doing what I did! Alright yes it was wrong and its my fault but not all of this is just my fault... its just as much your's as it is mine.

"Shut up! Im not the one who cheated on their bloody husband and acts like everything is perfectly fine!" Queen was tired, oh so sick and tired of the endless shit he had to go through. "IM DONE ALFRED!, IM SO D-". In King's arms was the sobbing and now stiff Queen. "I'm so sorry Artie... I never meant to hurt you so much." King nestled his head on top of Queen's. Queen recovered from the apparent shock of King embracing him "get off me!" "NO!" Queen jumped at King's tone.

"Wh-what did you say?" "I SAID NO ARTHUR, why can't you just shut up and understand and accept that im sorry?!" King now held Queen tighter and firmly, so he couldn't escape his grasp. "B-because if I do... you'll just hurt me again..." "I WONT! I wont cheat on you or anything! I won't force you to have sex unless you want to! Please Arthur, please" Queen blushed as King stared at him with those blue eyes of his... in puppy mode.

Queen sighed "I... fine git... I love you know that right?" King jumped for joy and glomped Arthur all over again "Of course you do! Who wouldn't love a AWSOME king like me?!" "Well I for one wouldn't" both King and Queen turned around sharply to be greeted by Arthur, the country one. Queen quickly turned flustered "A-Ah Arthur! Um i'm so sorry did we wake you?" Arthur just glared at them, after all he was a real princess when he's just woken up even more so by stupid relationship problems over hundreds of years old... every god damn day.

"Shut up and Both of you fucking have sex and sleep!" And with that Arthur slammed the door closed and stomped down the dark hallway, leaving a blushing Queen and a laughing King behind. A blushing Teenaged America was in the hallway clad in his uniform pajamas, "this time for sure! I'll finally get Iggy to notice me!".

A/N

okay! to that lovely review asking about Gakuen, each chapter will have a set couple XD but just for you I made the next one Gakuen, love me. XDD I finally have a computer as well! so, that means more updates hopefully!