A/N: For Apocalypse Owner. This was actually pretty damn fun to write lol
***Sorry I had to put lines all over the place. Formatting things on ff is terrible. I copy and pasted and everything in my word document changed...ugh
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters
Sam
I attached the new patrol schedule to the pack twitter feed. Check it out, okay?
7:04p
No can do I got a job. And why the fuck do we have a twitter feed?
Do you want everyone to know?
7:29p
You got a what?
7:30p
A job.
7:52p
When did you get a job?
7:53p
Since Monday. It's Saturday.
I've been gone for 6 hours a day for five days and no one noticed?!
8:13p
…uh no
8:13p
Un-fucking-believable
8:33p
Seth
YOU GOT A JOB?!
9:00p
We live in the same house.
9:02p
Why are you even texting me?
9:03p
OUR ROOMS ARE ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER
9:04p
You got a job tho
9:05p
You didn't even tell me
9:06p
Stop texting me.
9:08p
Make me a sandwich?
9:09p
…
9:09p
Pwease? You make it the best lee lee
9:10p
Will you stop texting me?
9:11p
Yes
9:11p
Fine.
9:14p
NO! Hahaha
9:14p
Quil
Can you take my Thursday morning patrol? I want to go see Claire.
11:23a
No can do, I'll be working
12:00p
You got a job?
12:13
Yup
12:34p
So you can't take my patrol?
1:00p
Emily
Blueberry or Chocolate?
Mon
Blueberry or Banana
Tue
Blueberry or Fudge Swirl?
Wed
Blueberry or Peanut Butter
Thurs
Blueberry or Strawberry
Fri
Blueberry or Raspberry
Sat
Blueberry or Vanilla
2:00p
BAKE THEM FUCKING ALL, I DON'T FUCKING CARE!
2:45p
Okay
2:46p
You hate me don't you?
2:48p
Lol, silly Leah!
2:49p
Paul
A job. You're so fucking selfish, you know that. Now everyone has to take on extra patrols
6:32p
Mmmmm...selfish. Tastes so good baby!
7:09p
Jacob
Nothing I say is going to stop you, is it?
10:00p
Nope
10:03p
Carry on then
10:07p
Don't need you're permission but thanks I guess
10:08p
Come on Leah, do you really have to do this? It's not fair to the rest of the pack
10:08p
Your 10pm text should answer that question for you.
10:10p