Hey y'all! Sorry that I haven't updated in a while, but did you hear what happened at that California Highschool? The thing about a freshman committing suicide in the bathroom! If you did, thats the highschool I'm going to in two years! I tell you, it is not fun when you find out that someone died in the school you're going to. Anyway, on with the story!
The females switched off the T.V.
"Can you believe that?" said one of the chipmunks with pink bows on both ears.
"Believe what, Brittany?" said another who was wearing purple ribbons around her ears, and pink glasses.
"Well, Jeanette," said the one called Brittany, "that the only chipmunks in the world known for talking and singing, have pretty much got everything anyone could ever wish for, but they don't even have girlfriends! Girls throw themselves at them, but they don't bother to catch them! Of all the low-life-"
"Don't talk about them like that when you don't even know them," said the slightly chubby chipmunk with flowers behind her ears.
"Them, them?" said Brittany incredulously. "Eleanor, I want you to be very honest about this. Do you honestly mean them, or Theodore?"
"What is that supposed to mean?" said Eleanor angrily.
"We all know that you have a giant crush on Theodore, the way you're always looking at him when he's on T.V."
"Excuse me, but it's nowhere near as bad as how you look at Alvin," shot back Eleanor.
Brittany was completely lost for words, so she shot a look of pure venom at her instead.
"That's what I thought," she smirked.
"Well, what about Jeanette?" said Brittany, determined not to make herself the victim.
"What about me?" she said nervously.
"Oh don't pretend oyu don't know what I'm talking about," she spat.
"Well go ahead and tell me because I don't know what you're talk-"
"SIMON!" Brittany yelled in her face. "You never take your eyes off the guy! I'm surprised he doesn't feel them burning a hole in back of his head all the time! You even dream about him!"
"That's going too far, Brittany!" Jeanette shouted, almost in tears.
"You talk in your sleep." Then to Jeanette's horror, Brittany made a dreamy voice, and put on a high-pitched, cruel voice, very unlike her own. "Simon! Simon! Oh Simon, You're so sweet! Oh Simon, you're so smart!"
"Stop it," whimpered Jeanette, her eyes in tears. "That's enough, Brittany, now cut that out." But Brittany ignored her younger sister, and still going louder.
"Simon! Simon! Si-"
Jeanette's anger was passed the breaking point; at that very moment, she did something she had neither done, nor hoped to ever do. She raised her paw, and before she knew what she was doing, she brought it down, smacking Brittany across the face. It came down so hard that it knocked Brittany to the floor.
Brittany was recovering herself when all three sisters looked at eachother, and burst into tears.
Wow! That was very angsty, wasn't it? Sorry to all Jeanette fans, but I couldn't see Eleanor getting all upset at that! Well, uh, review and tell me what you think! Tune in next time on FANFICTION!