German Chapter four!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven slept soundly in her bed, but that was nothing new, eh?

-xSx

"You're free," he said prying the worn teddy bear from her endearing grasp.

"TEDDY!" she squealed, snatched the pathetic stuffed toy from her nemesis. Slade stared at her blankly. How could someone as cunning as she, be so futile and dependent on a teddy bear.

"Sheesh, didn't mean to rock your boat or something. God," Slade spastically punched himself.

"Oh, so this teddy ain't as bad as you hitting yourself?"

"I am mentally disabled, you can rid yourself of that…that…thing."

"Lack of a better word much?"

"Shut up you hoe."

"Ho, ho, ho, Merry fucking Christmas."

"Well let's have a very merry fucking Christmas. You, me, and the video camera."

"On that note, I'm leaving," she said, rolling out of bed in nothing but band aids.

"Ooh, that's kinky. But a bit suicidal much?"

"It's for Beast Boy, not you. Shut up."

"Raaarrrr," he hissed like a cat.

"Oh, hush you puss. No pun intended."

"Hey! Are you trying to imply something?"

"I want sex."

"Really?"

"NO. Now take me outta here before I karate chop your "pee pee" off!"

"Raaarrrr!" And once again, he hit himself.

-qQq

Slade escorted her, blindfolded, to the "O" shaped tower. There was a distraction he set a few miles away to distract the Titans from the tower, so he could dispose of his super horny captive.

"Oh Slade, I wasn't drunk the other night, I was completely sober!"

"…"

"I swear, baby, I love you!"

"…"

"Oh come on, say something!"

"…"

"I'm going to karate chop those dots into your head if you don't actually say something!"

"Raaarrrr."

"…"

"…" T h e E n d. She ending in Titan Tower.

-xXx

Slade was an absolute mess. His work was crap and working out wasn't an interest anymore. He felt himself, and didn't even bother trying to get in bed in the morning. His thoughts were primarily on Raven, indulging in the delicious fantasies of a thirty year old with a seventeen year old teen. Prime rib…filet mignon…rib eye…Raven. All gorgeous pieces of meat he had tasted. He no longer needed to hide behind the mask he had worn for what felt like his whole life, for the mere thought of Raven, his Raven (the one he claimed he didn't rape), banished the thoughts of anything vile against the Titans. Ha, not. Was he hanging up his mask of evil doings? Because now he would only be loving Raven, the one he claims he didn't rape. Perhaps, but he wasn't sure himself of what he was doing. Everything seemed so unstable, from his emotions to his plans. For the first time, our favorite villain realized that lust was the most powerful emotion of all.

-aBc

Star came into the room and exclaimed with joy at seeing Raven.

"Raven, oh my dear female friend with a vagina!"

"Hi Star. It's so good to be back."

"Where were you? Where you raped? Eaten? Eaten out?!"

"Slade's. Yes. No. Yes!"

O.O Star's eyes.

"We had quite the adventure. You should try it sometime. Now go, I need to write in my journal…that no one has ever read."

"So you think!...that…uhh…I…haven't!...uhh, read. Yeah. Bye!" Star left in a hurry.

Raven wrote about how much she missed Slade, and how that all of the excursions she truly enjoyed them. She fell asleep with the journal open.

-123

"She misses him?!" Beast Boy screamed loud enough for the whole tower to hear, after reading the journal.

"Shh!" hissed Robin and Cyborg.

"But the poem, the only thing she wrote on the first page! She misses his welcoming hands in her? What?! Why do you cry when you miss someone!?" Beast Boy angrily stomped around the living room naked, Robin and Cyborg careful not to look.

"Maybe it was about us, and how she missed being home," sighed Cyborg, almost unable to contemplate Raven's supposed feelings towards the team's number one threat.

"It might have been about you," Robin said with a little smile on his face.

"Sure, and she thinks penis is big."

"She could, she is very mysterious."

"Right, but just don't get your hopes up just to loose the erection again," Cyborg commented.

Beast Boy sighed, "Do you guys even think we have a chance?"

Robin and Cyborg looked at each other, and then cocked their heads toward their green friend.

"Ha! You kidding?" the two said together.

"Give her time and space and she may even come to you," Cyborg said hopefully.

"Highly doubt it," Robin said under his breath. Cyborg slammed his elbow into Robin's side, and he yelped in pain. Beast Boy threw the two a look, and got up off the couch to go return the journal to the bedside before she woke up, seeing it was missing.

-dEf

Raven sat her in bed and thought, but that's nothing new, eh? She thought of how to tell her teammates the naughty events that had taken place. But how?

"I had sex, lots and lots of hard core kinky sex that you see in porn movies." She waited until they went out for pizza…

… "Anchovy!"

"Mustard!"

"Pepperoni!"

"Ha, we all know why Star wants that!" Robin said with a gay wink.

"Because it's tasty?" Beastboy and Cyborg fell over laughing nearby. "What did I say, friend? I mere said the rod of pepperoni is tasty!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Cyborg glanced at a Coor's Light ad, "Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah etc."

"Shut up metal mouth. "

"You shut up you bag of tofu."

"Well you have a tin can."

"Well you have no can."

"Call your cousin,"

"Why?"

"She's not my cousin, Shes my "milf"."

"…"

T h e E N D!!!

For real. Well, until another chapie that is.