A/N: Another chapter! This time you didn't have to wait a year for your next update. Props to StallionWolf who mentioned the raptors! They have an introduction chapter all to themselves. I randomly chose the names, although they do have a special meaning if the name is actually one of the characters from HP. Perhaps those meanings will come out in the next few chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Jurassic Park.

Harry cracked a grin at Ron and Ginny's reactions, before turning his attention solely onto his assistant. Leaning into her ear, he let his gaze slide over the large group of magicals. "Put Fred and George down on the list of potential interns. As well as Fleur Delacour and Kingsley Shacklebolt." He narrowed his eyes at Hermione and Ron, before subtly flicking his eyes over Tonks to eye her dubiously. "Tonks as well."

Luna merely beamed at him, before muttering under her breath about ungrateful twats. Harry released a soft laugh, pressing a brief affectionate kiss to her hair. "How do you know the Order of the Phoenix?" she inquired softly as she scribbled down the names, absently writing in what they could potentially could at. While the two were haggling over potential interns, the Order pretty much had resorted to quietly conversing among themselves.

"Ah, well, Dumbledore introduced me to them over Christmas break." he admitted quietly, before softly suggesting that Moody would probably be good for the human security team. "Wanted me to think about joining." Luna laughed gently at that, scribbling down Sirius and Remus's names off to the side.

"Hmm... if the heliopath army from the Ministry finds out about these two, it's likely they're not going to be seen again." Luna murmured quietly, tilting her head slightly to peer up at her boyfriend for permission. Harry tapped her nose playfully, though his green eyes darkened in thought. Remus would probably have a blast in research, but...

"Scientists. While they can research all they want, they will be coming up with potions as well. Sirius is likely to appreciate that because of the potential explosions." Harry let a mischievous smile flit across his face as he moved onto gently tugging the blonde curls that framed his girlfriend's gentle face. "I also think that should be it for now."

"Are you sure that you don't want Hermione and Ron in the faculty?" Luna inquired curiously around the end of her pen.

Harry nodded decisively. "Very sure." He murmured in her ear, gimlet eyes peering around the audience chamber softly.

Then he smirked rather viciously, clearing his throat loudly.

"Alright, guys," he announced cheerfully, emerald eyes sparking with badly concealed mischief. A few members jumped viciously at the sudden loud noise, carefully avoiding Harry's smirking face. Ron and Hermione shared a suspicious glance, their eyes staring at Luna in confusion and distaste. Since when was Harry so close with Luna Lovegood? "Let's head out to the lobby. I have some packets here to hand out. Unfortunately for you, I have you for the rest of tonight and all of tomorrow."

TOURANYONETOURANYONE

Once more, Harry was sitting on a black marble counter. In his hands was a sheaf of papers. In Luna's, were a few packs. A couple of wheeled trolleys surrounded the dark oak cabinets, stuffed to the brim of bags and other various items.

Once more, Harry cleared his throat, although it was unnecessary due to being stared at in silence by practically everyone. It was really unnerving, but he supposed he should get used to it.

"Right. You know who you're paired with for room assignments. The room numbers are engraved on your keys, so there should be no reason to forget them unless you actually lost your key." At this, he aimed a pointed glare at Ron, Snape, Sirius, Tonks, and Dumbledore. "The bags we're giving you have a standard change of clothes, a Jurassic Park wristband, gloves, a belt, sturdy pair of shoes, and an emergency radio transmitter. There is also a few bags of treats in there for when you meet the babies. Since the sun has already set, we can't really set out more. Your last names will be spelled onto the back of your shirts, for the purpose of remembering them." Was there anything he was forgetting? "Anything I'm forgetting, Luna?"

Luna nodded, scribbling down on her pad furiously and tapping her radio transmitter absently. "Yes. Your clothes have a tracking chip embedded in them so we know where you are at all times. Please note that if you don't change into these clothes, you will probably get eaten or lost." She said blithely, tearing off a piece of paper and dropping it on the counter. "They do keep you safe. Harry, don't forget to introduce your security team to them."

Harry lit up like a lighthouse beacon. "Oh yeah!" He hopped off the counter, drawing out a rather delicately shaped whistle. Upon blowing on it, there were a series of chirps emitting from a nearby room.

Entering the room from a space slightly bigger than usual were seven small-ish dinosaur beings. Small-ish meaning smaller than a Tyrannosaur. "Behave." he hissed to the creatures, who hissed back their compliance.

These dinosaurs stood on two massively powerful hind legs, their angular spine extending out a good two and a half feet to form a tail. The creatures were all smooth muscle and scales, ridges arching over their eyes and head. Two long arms extended from their heavy torso. They hovered around Harry and Luna prospectively, their frighteningly intelligent poisonous green eyes balefully glaring at the group of magicals. One of the scariest things about the raptors was their razor-sharp three talons.

These creatures would most likely dominate nightmares to come within the next few years.

"Meet my security team!" Harry beamed like a proud parent. "Aren't they precious?"

"Precious?" Ron hissed under his breath to Snape. The entire Order group was torn between gawking like idiots and pissing themselves from fear.

"I raised them myself!" Harry proudly gestured around him. "Their names are Severus, Jewel, Gemini, Bellatrix, Jumanji, Moody, and Romulus."

In that moment, Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall, Tonks, Ginny, Shacklebolt, Emmelaline Vance, Mundungus, and Hermione all fainted. The rest of them looked ready to pass out or like they had been tasered.

"They're my very own Quidditch team!" Harry boasted, pretending to wipe away tears from his eyes. In the next moment, Ron and Sirius joined the fainted.

Harry looked upon the group with a distinct air of amusement. If you couldn't baffle them with bullshit, baffle them with the truth.