January, 7th
Age: 9
Mummy told me that most people start their journals with, "Dear Diary". Why? Its not like the journal is a person. I still don't understand why this matters but I guess if it makes mummy happy, its okay, for a while. At least until I grow up.
My birthday was yesterday. Mum invited some kids from school. I don't even like any of the kids from school. I don't know why she did that. At least only two showed up. If it was all 27 from my class, I think I would have gone crazy. I still went sort of crazy. They are horrible at playing dead people.
Oh yes, I finally started playing with the detective tools Mycroft got me. I know how to use them all and made the other kids pretend to die so I can figure out how they were killed. They ended up crying to their mummies and going home. I might have gotten rid of them for good. I'll probably never have friends, but that's okay, cause no one has been interesting enough. I guess we will see how school goes tomorrow.
Mycroft is with his girlfriend right now. I heard her say that he was "cute". That fatty? How is my brother "cute"? I just don't see it. I don't like his girlfriend very much, but she's nice to me, so I try to leave her alone. The last time I talked to her, Mycroft almost killed me. He started chasing me around the house after she left, but he couldn't keep up, the lazy fat-a-zoid.
I think my mum is trying to secretly read this behind my back. Is this why people normally hide their journals? Better find a safe spot.
(AN: Sorry it took so long to update! I try to update this everyday but had a few busy days there. :p Forgive me! Anyway, thank you for the reviews! :D I love talking about Fat-Teenage Mycroft, if you haven't noticed ;) Sherlock IS quite rude so I figured he would point out Mycroft's fattiness. The start of the whole childish feud. :) Have a nice day!)