Detained in Hell? What the hell (pardon the pun) is he talking about?
"Excuse me; I am Rin Kagamine, a free wandering spirit who only committed a crime because you did not tell me any of the laws to abide by." I snapped defensively, glaring angrily at Mr Len Kagamine "Why should I get detained for something that is not my fault?"
He merely looked back at me nonchalantly, as if I were a mere insect, and answered, "Senseless killing is a crime everywhere, or perhaps do you not have common sense?"
Crap, he got me there.
"Furthermore," he explained, "only vengeful spirits, such as you, are allowed to murder a few people as that is the very reason why they escaped from the Reincarnation Stream."
Reincarnation stream? Great, now the freak lost me.
Oh, who gives a damn anymore!
Utterly angered by my lack of knowledge and his irksome, unwavering stare; I retorted and changed the topic, attempting to provoke him while I was at it. "You complain that I do not have common sense when you don't explain much to me? Truly, you are what I term an 'Epic Failure'."
My provocation was unsuccessful; his expression was still as emotionless as ever. Disregarding my insult like how one would regard air, he continued, "Then I will explain to you on our way to Hell. Therefore, please co-operate and allow me to arrest you."
Looking daggers at Mr Kagamine, I could not believe how absurd he was. There was just no way I would simply comply to his request and surrender. Suddenly, an idea flashed through my mind and I grinned. If I was going to refuse, I might as well refuse as 'politely' as possible, right?
"**** off you pathetic worm," I spewed, pointing my middle finger at him with the hand half-raised. "Rin Kagamine never gives in without a fight, much less to an imbecile like you."
"That should incite him," was what I believed smugly, preparing myself for a battle.
"Are you sure you wish to resist?" Mr Kagamine said, still as composed as ever. Yet as he spoke, the oppressive tension in the atmosphere increased, changing me into a basket of nerves.
Keeping silent to his response, I attempted to convince myself, "This will be a tough but I should still stand a chance…" And that was when my chain of thoughts was interrupted; distracted by his sudden disappearance, despite the fact my eyes never left him.
"Where did he go?" I anxiously thought, turning around in attempt to find him, wondering how he escaped. "Did he fear me and run away?"
"You should never let your adversary out of your sight."
I froze in my movements, remaining as motionless as possible. I did not know how that freak did it, but he was now directly behind me, pointing something sharp at my throat.
Positioning his lips near my ear, he declared, "resistance is futile; please surrender before I take serious action."
Don't whisper into my ear, you freak!
So, apparently suddenly disappearing and then pointing something sharp at my neck was not considered serious action? If so, I would really hate to see what he calls as 'serious action'…But he is annoying the heck out of me! AHHHHHH, this pisses me off!
"So," I contemplated, "to surrender or not to surrender, that is the question."
My mind did not need much persuading. Deep down, I knew that he was out of my league and there was probably no way whatsoever to win my way out of this.
Making up my mind, I finally decided to give him my answer.
Murmuring silently back, "If I have said it once, I dislike to say it twice…"
Taking my chances whilst he was distracted by my chattering, I quickly squatted down, slipped out of his grasp and whirled around to face him, whilst swinging my right leg at his head.
"Rin Kagamine never gives in without a fight!"
Completing my sentence loudly, my leg nearly whopped his face. Unfortunately, before I could make contact and take sweet revenge, he ducked, took swift steps backwards whilst standing up and stepped out of my range.
I stared carefully at his hands, checking for his weapon, only to realize that he held none. However, I noticed his fingernails were quite sharp. So the sharp thing I felt was his fingernails? Slightly embarrassed at myself, I couldn't believe I thought it was a weapon.
Looking slightly peeved (finally!) at me, he said "I had hoped to remain civil but you leave me with no choice…"
Ignoring his words completely, I charged directly towards that freak and gave a right hook. As expected, he effectively negated my attack by simply parrying my arm away with his right hand. Retaliating, I kicked my left leg straight up, aiming for his jaw once more. Yet again, that freak evaded my kick by simply moving nimbly back a few steps.
Continuing my barrage of attacks, I landed forward on my left leg and using it as a pivot, I swirled my right leg at him, targeting his neck. This time, not only did that freak step back to dodge me once again, he even used his left hand to push my right leg to the left, making me turn my back towards him due to the momentum.
Unfortunately, before I could circle back, he struck the back of my neck accurately with his elbow. Upon receiving the heavy impact, my body instantly went into shock, collapsing on the floor.
"Damn it, how could he defeat me so easily?...This hag got to be a bugged game" I complained to myself unsteadily as I lay limp on the floor, my vision blurring. Was I going to faint?...
Whilst in the midst of losing my awareness, I heard freak sigh aloud softly, felt him handcuffing me and muttered, "I warned you that it would be futile."
Agitated by his statement, I mustered all the remaining energy I had and cursed backed.
"S-shut up…bastard…..."
With that, I lost consciousness as the loser but at the very least, I had my pride intact.