Elmo Knows Chapter 4
Written by: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: Ernie
Disclaimer: Grawl
For the rest of the night, Roger was too scared to move, knowing that Elmo was going to move onto another one of his friends, but which one was the question. He goes to those I'm closest to. Mark was my best friend, Benny was the guy who let us stay for free at the loft, next is… OH MY GOD! MIMI! He jumped out of bed and ran to the phone and dialed his girlfriend's number.
RING RING C'mon Meems, please pick up, please pick up please… "Hey…" Thank god… "You have reached Mimi Marquez, dancer extraordinaire! I'm not here… Roger, get your fucking lips off of my fucking neck! … So please leave a message after the beep…. Why is it called a beep? Why can't it be called a Bip? BEEEEEEEEEEP Roger hung up immediately. I'm too late, I'm too late, I'm too… Suddenly, the phone rang. Roger immediately answered.
"Hello?"
"Roger, is that you who just called?" Roger recognized that voice. It was Mimi, only something was a little off/
"Mimi? Is that you? Are you okay?"
"Yeah Roger, it's me. Listen, I just had the scariest thing happen to me…" she sounded so shaken.
"Mimi, was it a little red furry dude?"
"Yeah, Roger. It was. How did you…?"
"Listen Mimi, I bought this little red furry dude for my niece, and ever since then, bad things have been happening. So, what did he try to do?"
"Oh Roger! I woke up with a knife at my neck, so I turned my head and there was this little red dude so I screamed, he put the knife closer to my neck and this white blur pushed him away and he flew out the window." Roger was taken aback by this, seeing as there was nothing white in Mimi's apartment.
"A white blur eh? I'll be there first thing tomorrow. Bye babe."
"Roger?"
"Yeah Meems?"
"I love you." Roger was shocked. They had been dating for a while, but they had never said those three words.
"I… love you too." Roger hung up and turned around, just to see a white blur zoom into the guess bedroom. He ran into the guest bedroom and saw a white pumpkin on the bed.
"Hello Roger." Roger recognized that voice.
"I bet you're here to say 'I told you so", eh, Mark?" The pumpkin just grinned a toothy grin.
"Only genius ex-junkies could figure that one out. Am I right, Rogy-pooh?" Roger just stared in disbelief at Pumpkin-Mark.
"You have been spying on me, haven't you, you… pumpkin head albino fuck?"
"HEY! Only Collins is allowed to call me that. And I have to spy on you." Roger just stared.
"Why do you have to spy on me?"
"Not just you, all the bohemians. I was granted passage back to earth as guardian to you guys and assassin to Elmo."
"That's great, we have a pumpkin protecting us. Hey, if you're supposed to protect us, what about Benny?" Super Pumpkin Mark just laughed.
"I just wanted revenge for trying to evict us."
THAT WAS MAH LONGEST CHAPPIE! The return Mark, requested bhippy.intellect. Lol! Review!