SN: Like Ohmygosh guys. Why do you guys h8 her? It's just because she's better than all of you, isn't it?

AN: Thank you for the reviews everyone! And thank you .C for the suggestions! And sorry for not updating for so long, school's getting harder.

Mary opened her beautiful topaz-violet eyes; she uttered a soft, adorable little moan. She was lying in a comfortable little bed, it was not fit for a precious little vampire-demon-werewolf-elf-dragon like her of course, but… she was perfect, so she will self sacrificingly endure it for whoever had provided it for her.

She slipped out of the bed, and crept towards a slightly ajar door at the other end of the room with her graceful, lithe feet. She slowly pushed open the, and on the other side (le gasp!) was Whitebeard! He was flipping little chocolate-chip smiley-faced pancakes for her! She slipped into the room with her ninja-stealth powers and tapped him on the shoulder. He gasped; she was even more beautiful when she was awake! But this little angle had a look of deep sorrow in her eyes, her beautiful little magenta-silver flecked indigo/gold eyes told a story of woe and angst that was too terrible to tell. Little did he know he would hear this tragic story a few minutes later.

One hundred pancakes later…

"And that's my story." Whitebeard sobbed at her selfless story of tragedy and angst. And then… Marco walked in! He stood there for a few moments, dumbfounded by her irresistible beauty. He then casually leaned against the wall and wiggled his eyebrows and said, "Hey sexy." Mary turned her beautifully-shaped head and rested her beautiful, swirling emerald-indigo eyes on the unworthy mortal who had the nerve to talk to her like an equal. But, as I had said before, she was perfect. So, she forgave him with merciful, majestic heart of gold and said, "Hey." casually to Marco while flipping her dazzling, sunshine gold, cascading locks of gold. His eyes turn into hearts, he was stunned by how beautifully elegant her hair flip was.

White beard's eyes popped out when he saw his newly appointed daughter getting sexually harassed by Marco. "Foo, don't you touch ma girl!" Marco rolled his eyes and flipped his Denden Mushi on, "Like, OMG Thatch, like, White pretty Beard is, like, keeping me away from, like, the most prettyful gal and I was, like, what the hell." "What's her name?" Thatch asked. "Dur, dur, like, I don't know. But it's probably something sexy, like… um, Sexy Beautiful Gorgeous!"

"Excuse me." They both gasped, her voice sounded like a thousand delicate bells and sparrows that was manifested in a voice, it was as smooth as silk and was as rich as honey. "But how did I get here?" They both sighed, a dreamy sigh; her manners and speech was incredibly impeccable and cultured, far exuding her age. "Well my little sugar plum, my darling, my angel, my blossom, my tranquility, you were washed up on our ship in the middle of a storm. A pack of wolves dropped you off and died trying to get you here."

"Oh… It's my fault that they died" Golden tears flowed down her perfectly perfect porcelain features. "No! That's not it! There's still one left!" Whitebeard said reassuringly. He knew that she was as delicate as a glass flower with a golden butterfly on it. She sniffed, "Really? Where is it?" Whitebeard whistled and a giant, midnight-black Arctic wolf bounded in, it growled ferociously at our heroine. Mary stared at it for a few seconds before squealing, "IT'S SO CUTE!" The wolf immediately turned docile at her glorious embrace. It began wagging its fluffy tail and licked her face. She giggled cutely; Whitebeard and Marco melted into a pool of lovesick goo. She jumped onto the wolf and hugged its neck, "I'm going to name you Lil' Precious!"

Whitebeard chuckled and turned towards the door. "It's time to meet the rest of the crew." He turned towards her, "By the way, you never told me your name." She looked him in the eye with her azure orbs, her long golden hair flowing in the wind and said, "My name is Sue, Mary Sue,"

SN: DUN, DUN! Ooh cliffy! Like, you better review if you want to know what happens next! Like, seriously!

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