Hey there! Sorry for making the chapters so short (I myself know that) but I will try to make them as long as I can (don't expect much though =S)
HeartfulPeach does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or the characters, but wishes to own them.
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It was another boring day for the smashers at Smash Manor. In the common hall Lyn and Ike were planning to visit Peach at the hospital, Yoshi was lying down beside the sofa, Marth was reading a book, Lucario had been building a card pyramid for the last 4 hours, DK and Diddy Kong were playing with their bongos and electric guitar, Luigi and Captain Falcon were watching car racing in the high definition TV, Ness and Lucas were having a contest over who had the biggest bubble gum, Fox and Falco were polishing their blasters and R.O.B. was just standing by motionless.
"Oh, that was a great race" exclaimed Luigi
"I can do better than that" boasted Falcon
"What are you seeing?" Ike asked, his curiosity striking again.
"We are watching a mediocre car racing" responded Falcon
"Car racing?" Ike insatiable curiosity demanded to know more.
"Yeah, it's a race where you have to be faster than anyone else using cars" explained Falcon "but this is nothing compared to the races I've been". Everyone just moved their hands in the air while saying "yeah, sure, whatever"
"YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?! I'LL PROVE IT! LET'S HAVE A CAR RACE!"
Everyone turned their heads towards him.
"Can we do that here?" asked Fox
"Master Hand would be mad if he finds out" said Lucas nervously
"We'll race in a short circuit, just 1 lap, he will never find out!"
"You mean here in the manor?" introduced Lyn
"Yeah, and you can borrow the karts that are on the garage"
Everyone was excited at this except for Lucario, who wanted to finish his pyramid, and Marth who didn't care and just concentrated into read his book.
"I will plan the course while you go and select your karts"
Everyone went outside to pick their karts but there were only six.
"We need to pair if we want everyone to have a kart" Lyn advised
"I want to be with Ness" said Lucas
"DK will be with Diddy Kong" said the big primate with red tie
"Fox, wanna be my partner?" asked Falco. Fox nodded.
Ike, Lyn and Luigi sweatdropped while watching the others partnering up. That was very obvious.
"Ike, do you mind if… if you … if you want to… be" Lyn began to say while playing with her fingers nervously
"Lyn, do you want to be my partner?" Ike interrupted, oblivious at Lyn's speech
"Ah, sure!" Lyn happily answered
"Hey Yoshi, do you want to team up?" asked Luigi. Yoshi just stared at him with his eyes narrowed. It was a stupid question considering the fact that everyone had a team mate.
While everyone were teaming up R.O.B. transformed its lower parts into R.O.B.-Legs (the ones from Mario Kart DS). The DK team selected their own kart, the DK Jumbo, Luigi and Yoshi had the Turbo Yoshi kart, Fox and Falco selected the Wild Wing, Lyn and Ike chose the Daytripper. The only ones left were the Goo-Goo Buggy and the Blue Falcon. It was OBVIOUS that Falcon would ride his futuristic hovercraft. Ness and Lucas didn't have other option.
"Are we supposed to race in THIS?" pointed Ness. Everyone giggled while seeing the PK kids mounting the crib-looking kart.
"Hey guys I made the course!" said Falcon when he arrived
"We will begin our race in the garden where Peach's rosebushes are, then we will go to the front of the manor, next we will enter the manor into the common hall, after that we will exit through the doors that lead to the pool and reach the gardens again."
Saying that everyone mounted their karts and went to the garden. They found Red there training with his pokemon.
"Are you guys doing a race?"
"No, we will have a tea party with karts" said Falco sarcastically
"Oh, that sounds awesome!" Everyone just slapped their heads.
"Hey Red do us a favor and do the countdown" said Falcon
"Countdown for a karts-only tea party? Sure!" Everyone decided to leave him like that.
"Before we begin let me tell you that we are going to play with item boxes"
"You mean the colorful boxes?" asked Ike
"How do you know about them?"
"Because they are just there" Ike pointed towards said boxes
"Yeah, that's them. Touch them to get an item and use them to your advantage"
"OK, are you ready?" Red warned
"Wait! I'm not ready!" shouted Ness while going to his kart. When did he dismounted his kart and why?
"3, 2, 1… GO!!!" shouted Red at the same time that the karts accelerated, except for Falcon.
"What the hell…? I can't accelerate!" said Falcon
"Hey Falcon, why is there a giant bubble in the back of your kart?"
"What bubble?"
"THAT bubble" Red pointed to the propellants of the Blue Falcon.
"Oh shit! NESS!!!!!" he cursed while remembering that contest Ness and Lucas were having moments ago.
The DK team was in first place and was the first to grab an item box. A roulette appeared out of nowhere and started to spin. It stopped showing an image of three bananas. Diddy, being the co-pilot, started to drop them along the way.
Falco grabbed an item box. Falco got the image of a blaster with the word 'SPECIAL' on it.
"Geez, why do I have to touch one of those things to use my blaster? I only have to draw it out and shoot" and he started to shoot at R.O.B. who was in front of them.
"LASER ATTACKS, COUNTER WITH LASER TOO" he said in a monotone voice and he turned to face Fox and Falco.
"AHHHH!!! HIS HEAD TURNED!!" they shouted in horror
"Wait, he's a robot" stated Fox
R.O.B. started to shoot laser beams from his eyes at them, but Fox evaded them with his superior driving skills; a kart was a toy compared to his Arwing and the Landmaster.
Meanwhile Luigi was throwing green fireballs at Ike and Lyn. Ike could barely evade the attacks.
"Lyn, take control of the kart! I will show them what a real fire attack is"
"How are we going to change places? We need to brake to do that!"
"Just press the Z button!"
"UH? What…" but suddenly she jumped and changed places with Ike
"How did I do that?"
"Don't worry, I pressed it. Now approach Luigi and Yoshi"
Lyn nodded. She tried her best not to touch Luigi's fireballs and DK bananas (which was very hard) and advanced to where the Turbo Yoshi was.
"ERUPTION!" Ike shouted while he lifted Ragnell and thrusted it in the center of the other kart.
"Noooooo!!!" Luigi shouted while the Turbo Yoshi flew into the sky.
"That will show you! Hey Lyn let's switch places again"
"But I don't…" but found herself again jumping and changing places with Ike
"What were you saying?"
"Never mind"
Everyone had passed the front of the manor and had already entered it.
"At last, just 3 cards left to finish my pyramid!" Lucario announced excited
"Uh-huh" said Marth reading his book, not caring about it.
"OK, careful now…" Lucario put a card then another and when he was going to put the last card…
"Hey Donkey, we are very far from them!" exclaimed the smallest of the Kongs.
"Whoo-hoo" shouted DK while going past Marth and ramming into Lucario's pyramid.
R.O.B. and Fox and Falco went after them "damn robot, be still!"
Lucas and Ness followed "hey Lucas you have to attack so that we can pass them!"
Ike and Lyn were last "Hey Marth!" said Lyn while passing him, blowing his hair because of the speed. Marth just turned the page of his book.
"H*ly sh*t! Moth*r fuck*r! Son of a **tch!" Lucario began cursing while several 'beeps' sounded.
"What are you saying?" asked the Ice Climbers when they heard him
"WAH! You were there?! Hearing all of that?!" Lucario said with worry. 'Master Hand's going to kill me!'
"Uhm… they are used to express inner feelings!"
"Inner feelings?"
"Yeah! For example I was very angry and expressed it by saying that!" Lucario said nervously. "Now get out of here. Make shaved ice, go play with your hammers or something"
And with that they left to the training room. They saw Metaknight practicing his swordplay.
"H*ly sh*t! Moth*r fuck*r! Son of a **tch!" they said to him to 'express' their amusement. Metaknight just stood there immobile, having a heart attack 5 seconds later. Then they went to the kitchen to get something to eat. Kirby gave them some cookies and they replied with the same words they had learned that day to 'express' their gratitude and left.
'Noobs; they have yet to learn all of them' Kirby thought
Returning to the race…
Everyone was exiting the manor towards the pool. Sheik was lying on one of the reclining chairs, putting tanning oil into her body and tanning herself. She was relaxing when she heard a racket coming from inside the manor. DK passeD by and the smoke made Sheik get up.
"*Cough* *cough* what's happening?"
Lucas launched his PK Thunder and it hit R.O.B. Ness tried to dodge the bananas the kongs were dropping and ended shoving Sheik into the pool.
"CIRCUITS OVERLOADED, CIRCUITS OVERLOADED" R.O.B. began to repeat. He then pushed Fox and Falco and they all fell into the pool.
"CIRCUITS EXTREMELY OVERLOADED! CIRCUITS EXTREMELY OVERLOADED!"
R.O.B. couldn't handle the overloading and exploded, along with Fox, Falco and Sheik.
"NOOOOOO!!!" was all they could say before launching into the sky.
"Hahahahaha" laughed Ness while seeing the explosion "Good job Lucas"
"Hehehehe, thanks"
"Let's look for them after this to take a photo and publish it on the Internet!"
"Uhm… Ness, shouldn't you be watching where are you going?"
"What? Oh! Yes!" but little after he returned to see the path ahead of him he slipped with a giant banana.
"WAAAHHHH!!!"
They slipped towards Peach's rosebushes, which had thorns.
"OUCH! OUCH!"
Then they stopped at the garden.
"How did we end in here?" Lucas wondered
"I think we took a shortcut!"
"So we won?"
"No yet. We have to cross the finish line"
"OK, let's get going!"
But before they could they heard something.
"TRIPLE FINISH!!!" Red commanded to his pokemon. While the others were racing he was training with his pokemon. Unfortunately he didn't see Lucas and Ness when he commanded his Final Smash.
"WAAAHHHH!!!" and they went into the sky like stars
Ike touched an item box and the roulette began to spin.
"Where did that roulette come from?" Lyn asked
"I don't know"
Lyn got a lightning but she wondered what it was for.
"Ike, what does this do?"
"Just use it now!"
Lyn obeyed Ike and used it and a thunder was heard.
"We are almost there!"
"But DK was up first. Where is he?" as Lyn asked they heard something crush under them.
"What was that?"
"I didn't see anything in the road. Maybe it was a rock"
When Ike and Lyn arrived Red greeted them.
"Hey did the tea party with karts ended?"
Ike and Lyn sighed. 'Can't believe he still doesn't get it'
"Where is everyone else?" asked Falcon while trying to get the chewing gum out of the propellants.
"Hey where were you? Weren't you supposed to show us how great you are?"
"Those little brats put chewing gum in the propellants of my precious Blue Falcon!" he explained "so that means this race is null. We'll have to wait for everyone"
"Didn't DK come here first?" Lyn asked
"Nope. You are the first ones to arrive"
"Well, I think everyone else is out of the race. It was an explosive race" Ike said while scratching his nape.
"I can't wait for them forever! I have to repair Blue Falcon. I will go get some tools."
"We will park the karts at the garage"
"And I'm going to the arcade room!" Red said. Everyone sweatdropped.
"We don't care what you do with your life" Falcon growled "If you want to throw yourself from a cliff go ahead"
When everyone left, Pit was walking by the garden. He miraculously was in good condition after the incident the other day.
"Peach is going to murder someone when she comes back from the hospital but let's just relax a bit right now" he said to himself while looking at the now destroyed rosebushes.
"Ahh… what a nice day!" he said while stretching himself.
Suddenly Lucas and Ness with their kart crashed beside him.
"AHH!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING AGAIN!!!" he shouted while running away but got squashed by Fox and Falco (with their kart), R.O.B., Sheik, Luigi and Yoshi (including kart)
"Ouch. That's going to hurt him tomorrow" Luigi commented
Yoshi nodded.
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Tried my best to do this chapter. Hope you liked it! The next is Ike and Lyn's visit to Peach in the hospital. Review plz!