Christmas Love

Yes, I JUST realized it's not Christmas...TOO BAD! Hahaha...For the first time in my short writing past time, I have no inspirations! Oops. I just realized you actually can put hypens in stories...I didn't know that. Don't own Karin or Light Sabers! Or Star wars! I own Erik, and the physco man, sadly. T.T Or Lord of the Rings...don't own them.

Erik: Bitch

h123:Homo...

Kenta: Hehehe.

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"Duuuuuddee. Wake up! Wake up! I'm naked!" Maki said, yelling into Winner's ear. "Woah! Really?" Winner said, startled and awoken. Karin sweatdropped, and laughed. "Mm..huh...?" Kenta said, waking up to the beautiful smell of...melted ice cream. "WHO STOLE MY CREDIT CARD! WHO STOLE IT? WHY IS MY ICE CREAM MELTED? HUH? HUH!" Kenta screamed. "...You're acting like a little kid." Maki said, giving Kenta a death glare. " Oh...well where is it?" Kenta said, embarrased. "I don't know." Maki and Karin said at the same time. "I duuuunnnnooooooooo." Winner repeated. "Bastard! Liar! Idiot! Gimme!" Kenta said, wresting in the small shop with Winner.

"Diiiiieeeeeee! Pchew, pshew!" Winner said, holding an imaginary light saber in his hands. "Pcheewww! Fesheewww! Bchewwww!" Kenta said, leaping to his feet and holding a light saber in his hands. "Haha! Mine is YELLOW! YELLOW!111!eleven!oneone!" Winner said triumphly. "Eww...don't pee on your light saber, you idiot! Well mine's is...uh...PINK! YEAH PINK! WOO!" Kenta said, thinking of something to say next. "Wow, you guys are Star Wars fans too? Cool! Wanna switch screennames?" Said a squeaky voice from the background. Kenta and Winner turned around, to see a really hot girl with a big chest and an hourglass figure.

The girl walked away, and behind her was a red-headed boy. He was very short, wore thick glasses, and had his pants pulled up to his chest. "My name is Erik! My screenname is Erikdacoolest." (h123:made up) "Uuhhh, we're not Star Wars fans, we're just...people with lives." Winner replied, brushing his hair out of his sweat sodden faces. "Oh..(sniffles, and wifes boogers on sleeve) I guess you guys don't wanna hang out...(teary eyed)?" Erik said, tears appearing on the brim of his eyes. "No, not really." Kenta said, smirking. "Aaw Kenta, how can you be so cold to the widdle nerdy boy?" Winner said, mocking Erik. "Yaaaahh!" Cried Erik beating Winner to a pulp. "Ow! Ow! Owww! Get off!" Winner said, trying fend off the midget. "No! You killed my dad!" Erik said, anger in his words. "Ohh, that midget...wow." Kenta said, biting his lip.

"Grr! I'm gonna kill you!" Erik said, pounding Kenta's nose. "Wooah, that is freaky." Maki said, gaping.

"Yeah. Hahahaha...That's wierd." Karin said. "Who knew Winner killed Erik Da Nerd's Dad?" Kenta said, wiping blood on a napkin. He glanced around, and saw that no one noticed except for them. What the fuck... Kenta thought, sweatdropping as Winner started beating the little kid.

"Hey! Break it up, ladies! Break it up!" The mall cop said, running over to Winner and Erik. "(Sniffle) They killed my Dad!" Erik said, ratting on them. "No we didn't!" Winner said, glaring. "Yeah, you did! That person in the corner is my Dad!" Erik said accusingly.

"Huh? What guy?" Karin said, looking at the corner Erik pointed at. "Weejou wakka fwalou!" Said the man in the corner. He looked really handsome...yeah right. He looked incredibly ugly, like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings. His hair was "thinning" and he was dressed in clothes just like Erik. He looked incredibly physco, like he had too much caffine and went wild.

"...Oh my god! Dad, you're not dead!" Erik said, trying to embrace the man. The man pushed him away. "We didn't kill that guy, you idiot!" Winner said, a vien throbbing. "...What the fuck? This isn't my Dad." Erik said, sweatdropping and laughing nervously. The mall cop, being a nice guy, shot Erik and the physco man. "Sweet! You're the coolest cop ever!" Kenta said, with shining stars in his eyes. "Err, let's not tell anyone about this." The mall cop said, running away.

"Where'd Maki and Karin go!" Winner said, looking at the booth. He saw that there was a pink note in Maki's sloppy writing.

"Went to go buy some stuff. Christmas party at my house tomorrow. 12:30. See you then! Lovelies, Maki the Hottie (h123: Ooh,that rhymed.) and Karin the sane person."

"Oh. Okay...LET'S GO BUY WRAPPING PAPER, WINNER!" Kenta said, bored of the mall and fight. Little did they know, Maki and Karin was already there.

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PUAHAHAAAA! A cliffy!

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