Chapter 4 "And another day bites the dust" Wally said in a grim tone as he was carving another day on the wall with a sharp rock he found on the beach. It has been a month. A whole bloody month in this Arceus forsaken village. He decided to sign how many days has passed, so he can keep his sanity. By far every day was the same for him. Breakfast, ocassionally bath and than wild rides with horny Gardevoirs. He thoght that he wouldn't find anybody in this village who understand him. He of course did talk with Ralph, but he was already into it and instead of comforting him, he did something way different.
"Three pregnancies in first week!" he remembered Ralph's amazement when they returned to their room weeks ago "You're really good in this. My first kid was born 2 months after my arrival here".
AHH YES...Pregnancies!
Wally was still very uncomfortable about the fact of being a father of three. Anyone else would be happy. After all babies are the fruits of love between male and female. Not in Wally's case. Between him and Gardevoirs who were carrying his children was no love. He never got to know them better. They didn't even told him their names (althoguh he learned that Gardevoirs had inclination for names that starts with S). All they did was come to his room, lay down on his bed, spread their legs and told him to do the job. After all the "fun" they laid with him for a while, telling him how great he was, occassionally sharing some information and went out. Before he forgot he remembered to highlight this day. This day was very "special" after all.
(flashback)
After Wally and Ralph finished eating their dinner, three regular male Gardevoirs walked in. They were holding something wrapped in towels. They stood in front of two boys and unwrapped towels revealing what was inside them. Eggs! Three eggs in the size of a small Ralts. 'Admire Wally' he heard masculine voice of one of Gardevoirs 'These are your children. Are they beutiful?'
Wally looked at the eggs. The eggs were green and white covered in the spots of their mothers' blood. It's the blood that worried him.
"Are the mothers ockay?" he asked and received the answer 'They are tired, but they will recover very soon. Your children will need three weeks to hatch. Don't worry you will be first one to see it happened.'
Ralph was also looking at the eggs amazed by his roomate achievement. As the Gardevoirs left the room he started conversation.
"So Wally, you're a father now. Congrats!" Ralph said patting Wally's back.
"Thanks, Ralph" Wally replied with no excitement.
"Are you thinking about names you give to your kids?" Wally sat straght at that and looked at Ralph with anger.
"Thinking about names for them!? I don't even now the names of their mothers! I don't know which Gardevoirs I mated with got pregnant and I serviced a lot of them!" Ralph was shocked by his roomate outburst.
"Chill out dude! You think you're the only one? I have seven kids and I still didn't get to know their mothers. With so many Gardevoirs walking into my room every day I simply don't care"
"Sorry about that. I am still shocked about..." than it clicked in Wally's head "Did you just said that you have seven kids? But I saw only six that day"
Ralph made a face of guilty man realising that he let the Skitty out of the bag. "There's something I need to tell you Wally..." Wally listened.
(back to the present)
Wally was now laying in his bed and looking at the ceiling. The revelation of being kidnapped by his rooomate's kid added a lot to his depression. He remembered that Ralts are the ones who do the abductions and he was more than sure that his children will take part in that too. If he will spend here rest of his life maybe one day he will share the room with the victims of his sons or daughters?
This Chapter is dedicated to all the Dittos out there. These noble Pokemons, once envied on the battlefields, has been reduced to brood mares, forever imprisoned in Daycares and forced to mate with Pokemons they don't even know. Other Pokemons of their so called "trainers" fight, won tournaments and become legends on their own in the Hall of fame. For Dittos the only thing to look for is another Pokemon to mate with. Another Blastoise, Meganium or Blaziken so their trainers can complete their Pokedexes by trading their children with other trainers.
DItto are not to breed! They deserve same rights as other Pokemons!
To all the trainers out there who just read this chapter-
How do you like them breeing?