:O I have reviews! Oh my god, I love you guys so much. Be awesome like and tell me what your favorite parts were, so that I can understand what you like and give it to you ;) And now, to the stinky piece of crap you all seem to like :)
~Hello, Sara here. We are now in this stinky shack of wood where our majestic main character lives. In a shack! Of wood! What has this generation come to?~
Light: Well aren't I pretty.
Man in a girly straw hat: *straightens up* I am bald.
Me: *crouches behind sister in fear* What is it with his movie and baldness?
Eragon: *is admittedly quite nice-looking as he walks up to the Man in a girly Straw Hat* Hey!
Man in a girly Straw Hat: 'Sup.
Roran: I am hot and sweaty and running with my hair all messy. Also, my infinitely more awesome baby cousin has returned, with an invisible deer.
Eragon: ...Wow. That's not even funny.
Roran: *walks up and slings his arm around Eragon in a very gay way*
Eragon: Umm...
Roran: What happened little bro? Big scary deer chased you away?
Eragon: Umm...*slowly walks away*
Roran: I follow you. Now li'l bro...come at the big boy.
Eragon: I am very scared for my virginity.
Roran: *takes a step forwards with a seductive look*
Eragon: *panics and pushes his cousin away*
Roran: Don't you ever learn?
Eragon: *gives up*
~And you can imagine what happens next. On second thought, don't, it's highly disturbing. Now we go to the pathetic residence of Eragon~
Eragon: *panting* OMG, i never want to do that again. *picks up stone and then...puts it down*
~Wow. That was brief. Well, now Sara will take you to some potatoes~
Niall Horan: PATATOE!
Me: *melts* Ok, I am a Directioner. Deal with it.
Roran and Eragon: *are hot and sweaty*
Fangirls: *scream*
Roran: Eragon...
Eragon: No.
Roran: But I haven't even said anything yet!
Eragon: It's still no.
Roran: I'm leaving.
Eragon: ...What.
Roran: I'm old enough to be dragged off to a violent and bloody death. I don't want that to happen so I'm going to leave.
Eragon: *desolate expression*
Roran:...You're taking this a lot worse than I expected you to.
Man in a girly Straw Hat...I mean Garrow: Hey you dumb butts come in already!
~Hello. I am fairly sick of this frequet location changes. I hope I'll get a raise from this strange author person soon~
Me: *looks in sock of money worriedly*
Review...or I will steal Garrow's straw hat and hide it in your underwear drawer. YES I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.
Well that was cheerful. Until next time, my lovelies!