A/N: All I can say is once again, thanks to all who keep sending in these great questions!
Question from IxNeverxExisted to Captain Jack Sparrow – "How much do you pay for wenches and have you reached your goal for immortality yet? If you haven't what do you plan to do to reach it?"
Jack: Frankly, I try to avoid the women since it always seems to end in a slap; whether I deserve it or not! And Aqua de Vida is a bit harder to find then you would think. Plus, I'm still trying to get MY ship back. That may help things move a little faster.
Question from the-american-hockey-girl to Captain Jack Sparrow – "More info. What was the relationship between you two? TELL THE TRUTH OR I WILL SIC JACK THE MONKEY ON YOU!"
Jack: Okay, okay, I used Ana to get a boat! Nothing happened! And I could use some more target practice, I love shooting that money!
Question from the-american-hockey-girl to Captain William Turner – "yeah that plan stinks. Maybe you could get a new girlfriend? Like a certain brunette from the USA who loves hockey?"
Will: She didn't fall for Jack. I'm never falling for anyone else. Sorry.
Question from the-american-hockey-girl to Elizabeth Turner – "Are you a Mary Sue?"
Elizabeth: I honestly don't know what a Mary Sue is.
The following four questions are from Medusa Sparrow-Descouedres to Captain Jack Sparrow – "What's with the peanut? Why are you beyond obsessed with them? How'd you come across the burn scar on your left arm and the bullet scars on the right peck muscles (deleted Island scene in CotBP)? Will you PLEASE kill Barbossa again? In the jail scene in CotBP, where did your coat and hat go when talking to Will? You had them on when you saw the Pearl firing on Port Royal, then they disappeared."
Jack: I like peanuts. And you have no idea how much I had to do to find the Isla de Muerta; and then, after all that work, what happens? I get kicked off my own ship and stuck on that God Forsaken Island; although I did enjoy the rum. As soon as I get MY ship back, I intend to kill Barbossa again. And as for your last question… (looks up and thinks for a while then answers with blank, dumb-founded expression)…I don't know.
Question from Wicked R to Captain Teague – "where was Jack conceived?"
Teague: (holds rifle to your head) is that any of your business?
A/N: Okay, I hope that those are good answers for you all. And if not, get mad at the characters, not me. They're answering; I'm just typing what they say! And the-american-hockey-girl; nice try, but I think Will's taken. Oh, and Medusa Sparrow-Descouedres, as far as your last question goes, I would send a letter to the director about that because you made a good point. And Tassel630, would you give it up already!