Chapter 4: Gonna Have a Slumber Party! Part 2
Evryone wakes up in party slumber clothes. They're all wearing paper hats, there are bathrooms,
refreshments, 2 bags full of some random things, decorations, and 5 big beds...and Haiki,
Emem, Orochimaru, and Kabuto are all there too!! -
Inuyasha: What's around my neck...? -looks and realizes us- Who are you people?
Haiki: I'm Haiki in your pants...-laughs hardly...eew... -
Everyone: -swiftly looks around at Haiki with evil faces-
Harry: So you're Haiki?
Inuyasha: Are you? -cracks knuckles-
Haiki: Now, before you decide you wanna kill me for revenge, I have to tell you that once my heart beat stops or i get hurt in anyway, those things around your necks will shock you. depending on how hurt I, or any of the 3 people behind me, get hurt will ripple effect on you people in a worse way... hee hee ripple... reminds me of a word... in your pants... hee hee
Everyone: eO
Luffy: Are we gonna die in your pants?
Haiki: No. Not in my pants, but if you lay any hand on me, yes... in your pants...
Everyone: Aaaawww...
Cra/Goy: Refreshments!!
Haiki: Hee hee I ave a good heart... yes... I know...
Sasuke: -walks up to Haiki: WHATEVER!! -slaps Haiki on her head-
Everyone: -gets zapped- OOOOOOOOUCH!!
Sasuke: AAH!!
Haiki: See in your pants?
Sasuke: Why would I- oh...
Haiki: SAY IN YOUR PANTS!!
Sasuke: Or what?
Haiki: -holds knife to neck-
Sasuke: Yeah whatever! Who would believe that!?
Kakashi: Sasuke!! Stupid!! Do you want to kill us all!?
Sakura: Yeah!!
Everyone: -grab pitchforks again-
Haiki: Mob time baby in your pants!!
Everyone: WTF?
Haiki: What...? I like mobs...in your pants...
Everyone:...
Haiki: Ok! Let's all play truth or dare and stuff our faces!! 'Cause I'm hungry in your pants!
Everyone: -cheers because their lives were saved-
After a couple of countless minutes of burping contests and chasing games and pillow fights that didn't last long because Haiki couldn't play...
Kagome: Yknow... you're not so bad Haiki in your pants...
Emem: Duh! She's Cool in your pants!
Hermione: Yeah in your pants!!
Sakura: -nods- Totally in your pants.
Haiki: I know in your pants!! -
Every male was tied up with their nails painted, wearing dresses, and with makeovers.
Haiki: Yay!! Now on to t and d in your pants!!
Girls: YAAAAY!!
Boys: -grunt-
After 13 minutes and 34 seconds we had everyone untied and sitting in a circle for the game... yes.
this time I counted...
Haiki: I wanna go first in your pants...! Eew... -laughs-
Everyone except Sasuke: -laughs-
Haiki: Ok Kakashi! Truth or dare in your pants? hee hee..
Kakashi: ... uh... truth...in your... pants...
Haiki: Hee hee.. Kakashi said pants in your pants!! Hee hee...
Kakashi: -scratches back of head- Yeah I did...in your pants...
Haiki: Is it true that... you're a virgin?!
Kakashi: Uh... no...
Haiki: Have you had sex lately?
Kakashi: ... uh.. no... I've been here...
Haiki: Wanna do it?
Kakashi: OO
Everyone else: OO
Kakashi: ...um-
Haiki: You people are so easy to mess with... -sweatdrop- it's actually starting to get annoying...
Kakashi: ... wow...
Haiki: But if you want to I won't say no...
Kakashi: 0o
Haiki: -laughs- Whatever! Kakashi! t or d someone!
Kakashi: Oh! Right! -looks around- Harry. Truth or dare?
Harry: Uh... Truth...?
Haiki: Coward in your pants!!
Harry: Ok fine! Dare! In your face... well... pants...
Haiki: Hee hee..
Kakashi: O..kay...um... I dare you to... lick Draco!
Haiki and everyone else: -laughs hardly-
Harry: I can't lick Draco...
Haiki: Yes you can...
Harry: Uh.. no... I can't...
Haiki: Sure you can!!
Harry: Well if you're so sure about it, then lick him!
Haiki: With pleasure! -walks over to a still unconscious Draco, rips open his robes and licks his chest from his torso to his chin-
Everyone: Eew...
Haiki: Harry... lick him...
Harry: But he's my arch enemy!! and-
Haiki: No excuses!! That's Kakashi and Obito's way!!
Kakashi: -sweatdrops-
Haiki: Hee hee So yeah Harry! If I can lick Draco like that you should be able to lick him too!!
Everyone: -smirks-
Harry: -licks Draco's cheek-
Haiki: Aaaw... how cute... ooh! I can make another yaoi story!! -
Everyone: OO
Harry: -eye twitches- NO!!
Haiki: Hee hee...
Harry: -sly smile- Haiki! Truth or dare?
Haiki: Huh? Both!
Everyone: What?
Haiki: Both I said...and we keep forgetting to say in your pants...in your pants...
Harry: Ok... in your pants...
Haiki: Hee hee...
Harry: I dare you to...makeout with... -looks around-
Everyone: -thinking- I hope it's not me...
Harry: Inuyasha in your pants!!
Inuyasha: oO What?! -blushes-
Kagome: WHAT!? -very angry-
Haiki: Holy hell... hee hee... holy hell? and I will NEVER makeout with someone in my pants!!
Harry: I thought you said we have to say "in your pants" after everything...?
Haiki: -laughs- You're deranged...in your pants... -laughs-
Harry:...?
Haiki: I want a different dare in your pants.
Harry: WHAT?! THAT ISN'T FAIR!! in your pants...
Haiki: Yeah... I know... but I'm not gonna be the reason Inuyasha and Kagome split up in your pants.
hee hee
Inuyasha: ... -crosses arms and looks away... a total Inuyasha expression...-
Kagome: Ha ha --' um... in your pants... -glare at Harry-
Shippo: I thought you were a demon in your pants!!
Haiki: Oo ... -vain- You've got nerve kid...in your pants...
Harry: Ok... How about with... Luffy in your pants?
Luffy: OO What did I do in your pants? -laughs-
Haiki: Again I don't makeout with people in my pants! and yeah! What did he do to deserve this in your pants?
Hermione: Honestly Harry, just dare her something else...in... your pants...
Harry: Fine... kiss my foot in your pants!
Haiki: Sure... hee hee... -walks over and kisses his foot, then bites him-
Everyone: -laughs-
Harry: Ow!
Haiki: Ha!
Harry: That hurt!
Haiki: Whatever...
Harry: Is it true that...
Haiki: Come on! We don't have all day!! I'm starting too get tired!! And that means cranky!! You don't want me cranky...
Harry: Ok! Um... that you have a thing for Kakashi?
Haiki: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe... -looks at Kakashi-
Kakashi: ...how should I respond to this...?
Haiki: With a kiss?
Kakashi: Not even in your wildest dreams...
Haiki: Hey! Meanie!
Kakashi: You're mean too...
Haiki: Not to you...
Kakashi: Ok... only in you're dreams...
Haiki: And they will come true... just you watch...it will happen it tell ya! IT WILL!! YOU'LL SEE!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Sorry I got a little carried away...
Kakashi: Yes... I can tell...
Everyone else: -nods-
Haiki: Ok... so my turn again? -looks around- Shanks! Truth or dare?
Shanks: Um... dare!
Haiki: Uh... did I take all your grog?
Shanks: No... I have a hidden stash...
Haiki: -laughs- I dare you to give me one.
Shanks: ... o...kay... -gives Haiki a bottle-
Haiki: Sasuke, come here.
Sasuke: Why?
Haiki: 'Cause I said so.
Sasuke: Fine... -walks over- what?
Haiki: -opens drink, sips it, then breaks it over Sasuke's head-
Sasuke: What the hell was that for?
Haiki: Just because...
Shanks: -laughs-
Everyone else: -joins him-
Haiki: Hee hee.
The couple more hours or t and d and then Haiki announced...
Haiki: Ok! We gotta do the letters now... I'll read te last one to refresh your memories...
To all the Naruto girls: Are you ticklish? You can answer one at a time.
Truthfully that was a random question.
Chouji: What would you do to Ino if she ever take the last bite of your food?
Kakashi: Have you ever use the thousand years of death on a girl and will you ever let your team read your book and see your face?
Tsunade and Sakura: Why do you use violence to solve a problem instead of talking it out peacefully so that there will be no causualties? And in case of an unexpected war none of your ninjas would be in the hospital.
Are all anime girls extremely violent? Seriously what's with all the violence for no reason at all? Can't we all just get along and be peaceful?
Jiraiya: Have any kids accidently read your book?
Lee: Will you ever get rid of that green suit and put on some real clothes and get you eyebrows and hair cut?
Kin: How did you get your hair so long?
Tayuya: Why do you curse alot?
Naruto: Why do you wear a bright kill me suit?
Orochimaru: Are you related to Micheal Jackson?
Hinata: You look great with long hair. Were you trying to make yourself look good for Naruto?
Ino: Can I cut off the part of your hair that covers your right eye so that we won't think you lost your eye or have a lazy eye?
Shikamaru: Will you ever stop being lazy and is your father that scared of your mom?
Shino: Will you ever take your sunglasses off?
Sasuke: Who would you rather be trapped in the closet with Karin, Orochimaru,
Barney the dinosaur or Naruto? choose one.
Kiba: Can I have your sister's phone number if I make you a clone of the konoha girls of your choice that will do anything for you?
Anko: Are you really a dominatrix with your boyfriend?
Neji: What's with the long hair?
Tenten: Would you ever wear a clown or mime suit or a chuck e cheese suit for money to buy more weapons? (Now that was just random).
Temari: Since your a wind user, you can use you powers in the desert so ya'll don't have to pay for a new air conditioner.
Kankuro: Will you go out on a date with catwoman?
Gaara: Your cool when you go tanuki on people.
Ibiki: When you interrogate someone do you use tickle torture on the guys and girls so it would be less messy?
Well that's it for now.
We never found out if Sakura is ticklish...
Sakura: Touch me and I'll kill you...
Haiki: Hee hee... fine... ok.. Choji's not here so... Kakashi next!
Kakashi: No... using that would be inpolite for women.
Haiki: Aaaawww...
Kakashi: OO Wow...
Haiki: Hee hee...
Everyone: --'
Sasuke: Worse then a fangirl... wait... no she's not...
Haiki: Ok! Sakura you're next.
Sakura: 'Cause we just do...
Haiki: That's how most of us are... XD ... I'll answer the next one 'cause I know the answer. Yes a child has read one on Jiraiya's books... That person also couldn't take it and passed out with a bloody nose... It was Sasuke...
Sasuke: No it wasn't!
Haiki: Orochimaru cought it on tape remember?
Sasuke: ... oh yeah...
Haiki: I read it too!! - I was fine...
Sasuke: I hate you...
Haiki: I love you too!
Sasuke: Whatever...
Haiki: Naruto, why do you?
Naruto: I'm not wearing a kill me suit...
Haiki: Yeah... you're wearing a happy bunny pajama set!! -
Naruto: ... we all are...
Haiki: I know!! Me likey Happy Bunny!!
Naruto: Is my outfit really screaming "kill me" ?
Haiki: Maaaaybe...
Naruto: -glares-
Haiki: I am now officially so tired that I'm getting hyper...
Shanks: Go to sleep...
Haiki: NEVER!! I WILL STAY WAKE!!
Shanks: ... ok!
Haiki: Hee hee... -starts to fall asleep- NO! MUST FIGHT IT!!
Luffy: -laughs-
Haiki: -says sleepily- Orochimaru you're next...
Orochimaru: No.
Haiki: That was short, sweet and to the point.
Orochimaru: That question is asked often...
Haiki: -giggles then, yawns- Sasuke!
Sasuke: ... I'd rather die!
Haiki: You wouldn't wanna go in the closet with Naruto? You guys would have fun...
Naruto: -winces-
Sasuke: ...
Everyone else: -twitches-
Haiki: Hee hee... -yawns heavily-
Harry: Rockaby baby, on the tree top.
Haiki: SHUT UP!!
Harry: ...
Haiki: You're becoming slick! You weren't like this in the books!! Or the movies for that matter...
Harry: ...
Haiki:So which is it Sasuke?
Sasuke: Naruto...
Naruto: Oo
Haiki: I knew it... -to tired to throw it in Sasuke's face- Next letter... Benn... you wanna read it?
Benn: Sure...
other-cursec everyone to say "in my pants"after every sentence
orochi-jackson-are you related to michael jackson
harry-i would tell you but i don't want to spoil deathly hollows for the asuthor in case he hasn't read it
author-if you go and watch naruto the abridged series on youtube and one piece the abridged series by toonlord(also on youtube),i'll give you the dragonballs
Haiki: Oops... I forgot again... I'm so sorry... Orochimaru! in my pants... hee hee
Orochimaru: No.
Haiki: Harry!
Harry: ... ok...
Haiki: I'm a girl... and that is the only book I haven't read yet 'cause I'm too lazy but I love spoilers so go ahead! I already read the epilouge...is that what it's called?
Everyone: -nods-
Haiki: Ok... -reads last part- COOL! I'll pull it up tomorrow when I'm not half asleep!! Wait... I think I've seen them before... It sounds familiar I'll still look it up anyway!! - ... Naruto read the last one...
Naruto: Ok...
Other Have them play truth or dare. Or maybe that game on ABC where they take a couple, or two family members and ask one of them questions that could ruin their relationship! You know, stuff like: Naru/Saku-"Naruto, have you ever disguised yourself as Sasuke to try and get with Sakura?" Evil stuff like that! You like evil stuff!
Haiki: OO I forgot that!!
Naruto: Heh heh... -scratches head-
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: Huh?
Kakashi: Eh?
Everyone else: -confused-
Haiki: Ok before I end this chapter, we play that game ok? Not t and d... the other one!! XD
Everyone: Sure...
Haiki: Ok! Naruto, have you ever pertended to be Sasuke and totally try to make out with Sakura? When was it and how did it turn out?
Naruto: Uh... well... heh heh
Sakura: Well?
Naruto: Uh... Yes... it was the day after our cell was made and... I never got the kiss...
Sakura: You went to lengths like that just to kiss me...? -lovestruck-
Haiki: Huh?
Everyone else: Huh?
Naruto: Yeah...
Sakura: Oh! I could just kiss you!
Naruto: Huh?
Sakura: -puckers lips-
Naruto: OO Ok! -puckers lips too-
And just when Naruto's kiss was about to come true, Sakura headbutted him.
Sakura: You jerk!! How could you!! -starts to beat up Naruto-
Sasuke: Can I beat him too?
Sakura: Stay away Sas-GAY!!
Haiki: Hee hee that rhymes...
Sakura: -stops- Yeah... that does... NARUTO!! -goes back to physical treatment-
Haiki: Hee hee... Ok! Sorry to cut it short but I'm about to pass out... --'
Ok the Questionaire is gonna be different this chapter... I'lll add a person... whoever gets the most votes wins...
Who do you want me to add:
a) Chopper b) Fred + George c) Miroku d) other
If there are alot of people who vote for someone in the "other" section, and the votes are the same person, I'll add them!! -
Remember, all letters have to be 1 - 6 questions long. No more then that! Or the letter will not be used!
Hermione: Your strict...
Haiki: Yeah... I know...
Hermione: -laughs-
Haiki: Okies! Dokies!! I finally got this chapter done!! Say Bye everyone!!
Naruto: Ow!!
Sakura: -punching Naruto-
Sasuke: Whatever...
Kakashi: Bye.
Inuyasha: Whatever just don't come back...
Kagome: Inuyasha sit!!
Inuyasha: AAH!
Haiki: Well done Kagome!
Kagome: Thank you.
Haiki: No prob..
Kagome: See you later!
Shippo: -asleep-
Shanks: Bye!
Benn: Bye.
Luffy: Byeeeeee!
Harry: See ya.
Draco: -still out-
Haiki: Geez, Sakura, How hard did you hit him?
Sakura: Not too hard...
Cra/Goy: Can we use the bathroom now?
Haiki and everyone else: OO
Haiki: Where do you two put it all? Nevermind I don't want to know... Go potty... -sweatdrop-
Cra/Goy: Yay!!
Ron:
Haiki: Hey! Where is Ron anyway?
Everyone: -looks around-
Haiki: ... well... he probably just died in the bathroom or something...
Hermione: WHAT!? HE'S MY HUSBAND!! -runs in- Crabbe! Goyle! Don't you touch him!!
Haiki: -laughs- Bye... goodbye I'll talk to you later...