"Boss! Boss! There's a crazy lady that's suposed to reject you next episode!" The twins cried out.
"What!?" Tamaki went and sulked in a corner, growing mushrooms.
"The authoress does not own either the mango or anime Ouran HIghschool Host club." Kyoya stated, writing something down in his little black book. "She also apologizes for lack of writing in the story and for not saying this before. She says, and I quote, "Don't kill me."
"If you review you'll get some cake!" Hunny sempai said, holding up a strawberry and chocolate cake. "Though I guess it might have to be a mental cake...Hey, this means I get this cake! Yay!" Hunny stuffed the cake into his mouth with an adorable little smile on his face.
Hikaru, Kaoru, Tamaki, and Kyoya were all wearing butler-like costumes, while Haruhi, Isami, Hunny, and Mori all wore Kimonos. Haruhi's was magenta and orange with a pair of white pants and a sash, Isami's was identical in form, but green and blue with a black sash and pants. Mori's was blue and white with black sash and pants, and Hunny's was grey, light and dark blue, with a white sash and pants.
Isami was pouring tea at the Hitachiin's table while they were doing their brotherly love thing, when Kyoya appeared holing up five books. Isami blinked, seeing each member of the HostClub on them.
"Well, now we know how the club makes all the extra money." The twins stated.
"But I have to wonder..." Hikaru began, looking at his twin. Kaoru blinked and finished,
"When did he take pictures of us?" Isami shrugged and held out the tray full of cups.
"Who knows?" She asked and they grabbed a cup each. They then blinked and looked down at her curiously,
"Did you make this yourself?" They questioned. Isami blinked in surprise at the question.
"Er-yeah, actually. Haruhi and I split the job in half." The twins blinked.
"Did we ever compliment you on your dancing?" Kaoru asked suddenly, causing Isami to blink in surprise.
"Wh-What?"
"Guess not." Hikaru grinned and slung an arm over her shoulder and said, "Consider yourself complimented."
"Thanks...I'm gonna go check on Haruhi..." Isami said and got the hell outta there.
The twins's slung their arms over the two girls' shoulder and asked, "Hey, have you guys decided your elective courses for this term?" Isami blinked up at the twins and muttered,
"Elective...No, not yet. I can't decide what Universal Language class I want."
"How about conversation French?" Kaoru asked curiously, holding up a piece of paper in the hand that he had wrapped around Isami's waist.
"I dunno..." Haruhi muttered, unsure.
"I think the four of us should take it together." Hikaru commented, grinning. "After all, it makes sense." The male twins looked devilishly back at Tamaki,
"We are in the same class." Tamaki went over to a tree and curled up into a ball.
"Say...Mommy, dear?" Tamaki started. Kyoya smirked and stopped writing.
"What is it now, "Daddy?" His voice was full of amusement.
"I have a new theory." Tamaki began. "I mean, it's just my hypothesis, but it seems that by being in the same class, Hikaru and Kaoru get to spend more time with Haruhi than I do at the club!" Kyoya hid a smirk. Interesting at how he says "Haruhi" and not "Haruhi and Isami". "This gives them the chance to get to her and if that happens-"
"Tamaki," Kyoya said, cutting the blonde off. ", you just now realized that?" Lightning struck Tamaki and electrocuted him.
After Kyoya finished explaining tat Tamaki has only 3 percent in Haruhi's life, he ran over to the two pairs of twins' and grabbed Haruhi's shoulders, shouting,
"Haruhi! I want you to stop hanging out with those shady twins!"
"Who you callin' Shady!?" Hikaru demanded, pissed.
"Yeah! Take a good look at yourself, boss!" Kaoru shouted in agreement. Isami giggled in agreement.
"They have a point you know!" Tamaki recoiled with a horrified look on his face.
"Yes, that's it~! We can't go on hiding that fact that you and Isami are girls any longer! All daddy wants is for you to go back to being how you used to be and start hanging out with your girl friends and living a wholesome life!" Tamaki screamed, tears streaming down his face. Isami blinked from her spot next to the twins as Tamaki started to shake Haruhi.
"Who are you calling daddy?" She questioned.
"So do it, change back now! Change back now!"
"You don't have to rush things, they're going to be found out soon enough." Hikaru said as he and Kaoru moved back and forth, holding up their index fingers.
"Physical exams are the day after tomorrow." Kaoru explained.
"Physical..." Haruhi trailed off and Isami finished the thought, eyes widening,
"Exams?" I'm going to be found out...Everyone'll see the scars. Everyone froze and looked at the two girls.
"That's right, I forgot all about it!" Kyoya stated in surprise and remembrance.
"Then there's no doubt about it." Isami stated, depression taking over her. "They're gonna find out!" She hung her head, a dark cloud looming over her.
"They're gonna know...we're really girls." Haruhi stated as she pressed a finger to her cheek. Everyone but Kyoya freaked.
"He must be having a great day dream." Hunny commented, seeing Honey's face. Isami raised an eyebrow at Tamaki's antics.
"Yeah..."
"He's kinda creeping me out." Hikaru commented, slightly freaked out. Tamaki snapped out of his daze, smirking and holding up a finger,
"Envious Hikaru?" He questioned. "This is all part of my strategy! While you wasted your time blinded by your jealousy, I foreseen the outcome of this charade! This fanfic is obviously a Romantic School Comedy!" Tamaki declared placing a hand on his chin and rested his elbow in the palm of his free hand. "Haruhi and I are the main characters." Isami grew confused. "So that means we are love interests."
"Wait, what about Isami?" Hikaru questioned. Isami blinked at her name and looked up at the twins.
"Yeah, she's Haruhi's twin sister, so therefore she's a main character too." Kaoru stated, a ticked look on his face. "Who's her love interest?"
"What're we?" The twins asked in unison. Tamaki pointed dramatically at them,
"You two are Isami's love interests, very obviously a long triangle, and the rest of you are the homosexual supporting cast!" He then grabbed a stick and scratched a line in the pink marble floor. He stared up with hearts all around him. "So please make sure you don't step across this line."
"I'll have you know, I don't take very kindly to be talked about as if I'm not here!" Isami snapped, an angry yellow rose background forming.
"Sorry." Tamaki apologized with a shrug, just ticking her off more.
"You've gotta be kidding." The twins stated, staring at Tamaki in disbelief.
"Hey, listen boss," Hikaru began.
"I don't think you get it." Kaoru continued. Hunny finished the thought,
"If word gets out that Haru-Chan and Isa-Chan are girls, then they won't be able to be part of the Host Club any more!" Tamaki turned to stone as Hunny grabbed Isami's hands and smiled brightly up at her, his cuteness level rising. "But if you guys started wearing girly clothes, I'd bet you two would be even cuter than you are now!" Isami squealed and bent down, hugging Hunny.
"You are too cute! Aww!" Hunny laughed as she hugged him.
Hikaru spoke up, a slight annoyed look on his face, "Isami wore the girl's uniform back in Middle School, remember? She was pretty popular back then. But what about Haruhi? She must've been popular with the boys too." Isami paused in her hugging of Haninozuka and glanced up, seeing the twins' thoughtful looks.
"Yeah, according to my investigated reports, someone would declare their undying love for her at least once a month." Isami blinked and looked up in thought saying,
"It was pretty annoying." She then laughed a little as a thought hit her, "But then the Hika and Kao would go chase them away for me! It was hilarious! The boys' always screamed like little girls!" She laughed and paused in her laughter, realizing something. "Hika and Kao...Hika...Hikaru?" She glanced up at said twin who had a dark look on his face. It was darker than his brother's, but it was still dark.
"The boss wouldn't even be able to get close to Haruhi." Kaoru commented, stopping his brother before he did something he'd regret.
Isami frowned at the realization of something. It was always Haruhi. Haruhi this, Haruhi that...It was like her Uncle Ben said, She was always unimportant. No one would ever care about her...
"But we'd be able to, since we're in the same class as her." There it is again. Isami felt tears prick her eyes and she tensed and looked down at Hunny when she felt his grip tighten on her. She looked at him surprised, seeing the contemplating look on his face.
"Want to have some cake with me later?" All the jealously she felt towards Haruhi vanished for a few moments and she smiled. Isami nodded.
"Yeah, that'd be great Hunny-Sempai." He smiled brightly up at her. He didn't know what was wrong, but he could tell she was sad, and Hunny didn't like his friends being sad or feeling left out. He could tell that she felt slightly lonely. The look in her eyes told him everything. She also looked like she was holding back tears.
"No way..." Tamaki gasped. Just then the door opened the object of Isami's envy walked in. There was in fact more than just the fact that Haruhi was so important to be jealous of. Her skin color compared to Isami's own pale, her blunt honesty, and her straightforwardness.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm so late." Haruhi apologized, only to have Tamaki rush towards her and grab her by the shoulders, their noses almost touching.
"Don't worry Haruhi, we're determined to keep your secret! No one will really know that either of you a really girls during tomorrows Physical Exams! So please promise that you'll both stay our secret beloved Princesses!" Haruhi blinked twice.
"Sure." Tamaki then look back at Isami, who blinked in surprised at being addressed.
"Huh, oh, I-I guess."
"You know what?" Hikaru asked Kaoru, "I think we'd all be a little peeved if we had to watch all the guys flirt with them both." Kaoru nodded in agreement, casting a quick glance at Isami.
"Then that settles it."
OPERATION: CONCEAL HARUHI AND ISAMI'S GENDER. Also named : I SWEAR THE FUJIOKA'S ARE BOYS! is underway.
"Listen up squad members!" Tamaki began, a marker held in his hand as he wrote on a white board. "At tomorrow's Physical exam's, I want you to position yourselves in formation A. And then wait for you orders!" Hunny clapped while the twins' saluted.
"Yes, sir!" Haruhi slammed her fist in the palm of her hand in realization.
"I got it! Your worried about the fact that if we're revealed as girls, we can no longer be hosts, and therefore can't repay back our debt!" Haruhi then started to calculations. "Hmm...Guess we'll have to come up with another way to pay you back."
The two girls laughed and Isami stated, "Well, we do have at least another good 80 years on life!"
"DO something!" The twins' demanded, seeing them laugh heartily. "The subject doesn't appear to have any motivation!" Tamaki groaned.
"Why'd we get stuck with such difficult heroines!?" He stood up and pointing at the two girls. "Are you saying that you hate being hosts!? That you both hate this club!?"
"To be honest, yes." Isami deadpanned, causing Tamaki to gasp and turn to stone. She then shrugged. "But it makes me laugh, so I stayed." Haruhi continued as Tamaki sulked in a corner,
"You guys aren't bad, but if word gets out that we're girls, there's nothing we can do, you know?" The two girls laughed again and Hikaru commented amazed,
"Haruhi doesn't seem to care one way or another! And Ishi is just going along with everything she says! What about her little depression earlier?!"
"Well, before we do anything else, we have to find a way to motivate them." Kaoru stated, Especially Isami. Mori placed a hand on his chin as his eyes darkened at a thought.
"Fancy Tuna." The girls stopped laughing instantly and froze. The image of the sushi flashed through their mind like lightning as they gasped.
"Oh, that's right," Tamaki stated and looked at the girls' grinning evilly. ",neither of you got to eat any during last chapter's Christmas party, did you?"
"Did you hear that?" Hikaru asked his twin darkly, "They've never eaten Fancy Tuna before."
"How sad," Kaoru commented, whispering back to his brother as they stared at the female twins'. ",talk about difficult childhoods."
"If only they stayed in the Host Club, 'cause then they'd be able to eat all the different kinds of yummy things she wants!"
"Wh-What are you talking?" Isami asked, stuttering. Her face was reddening and the Host Club smirked at the two girls' reactions. "D-Don't be silly!" She was waving her hands back and forth.
"Just because we're poor and never had it, doesn't mean we're so much of gluttons, that we'd continue to fool everyone about our gender just to try some Fancy Tuna!" The two laugh and paused, apparently giving in as proven last question.
They placed their hands to their chins childishly and asked, sweatdropping, "Will we really get to try it?" Everyone but Kyoya and Mori laughed in triumph.
THE NEXT MORNING
"We will begin conducting Physical exam shortly." The intercom said. "All students please report to the clinic in your respective school building."
"So what's the deal with this formation A thing you guys where talking about?" Haruhi asked the twins'. Isami blinked and looked up at the twins' as they walked towards the First Nurse's Office
"What kind of Physical Exams do they do here at Ouran, anyway?" She questioned.
"It's no different from any other Physical Exam from any other school." Hikaru replied easily, hands stuffed in his pockets. Isami blinked.
"Yeah," Kaoru agreed, turning his head to look at the two girls'. ",why should a physical exam be any different for us just because we're rich?" Isami smiled at that and nodded.
"Good point."
"Heh, you're right." Haruhi said, agreeing with her sister. "I didn't think about it that way." She opened the doors and Haruhi and Isami's jaws dropped. The room was huge, and there was a red carpet, and on either sides of the carpet were a whole lot of Nurses and Doctors.
"Welcome Students." They greeted in a tone that was frighteningly familiar to the Host Club's.
"Wh-What the...?" Isami and her sister were stone.
"Wh-What is...all this?" Haruhi questioned, shocked.
"Just another Physical Exam." Hikaru replied, surprised by the girls' actions as he walked into the room.
"The usual." Kaoru stated, following his twin.
"Usual?" The female twins questioned, sweatdropping.
"Excuse, Hitachiin brothers," A young maid with light brown hair that was braided at the sides said, "Please come this way to have your height measured."
"Sure thing."
"Fujioka Brothers?" The two girls' turned to see a young maid with auburn hair that stopped above her shoulders smiling at them. "I'll be your nurse for this afternoon." She grabbed their wrists saying, "Please, come this way."
"O-Okay..." Isami stuttered, surprised. Her eyes darted around the room and widened when a girl asked,
"Why are Hunny and Mori dressed as doctors?" In fact, they where. The nurse let go of the girls' wrists and walked off.
"Hunny-Sempai!? Mori-Sempai!?" The female twins exclaimed.
"It's so obvious..." Haruhi muttered when they shushed the girls'.
"It's kinda sad." Isami commented. Kyoya then walked up, pushing up his glasses.
"I've got those two for back-up, just in case something happens." He explained, smirking.
"But why? What can they do?" Isami questioned curiously.
"Why are they in Doctor disguises?" Haruhi asked.
"They're just helping to set the mood." He explained and re-situated his book. "Disguises make our mission feel like a real espionage mission." They sweatdropped. Isami and Haruhi watched confusedly when a Doctor complimented a heavy girls' weight. They blinked.
"Why are they so..." Isami looked for the right word. In all honesty, it was weird seeing someone compliment someone like that.
"Jovial and Nice?" Haruhi suggested. She asked Kyoya, "Don't you think it's weird at how nice they are?"
"They were chosen by the School's Chairman." He replied. "It may be a school, but it's also a business. Therefore he wants to keep the students happy. After all, most of the people that come here come from families that have their own private doctor's at home. So this is...this is just a formality." The nurse came back and the Fujioka twins' followed after her.
"Hitachiin brothers, will you please come with me; We're ready to do your chest measurements." A nurse said and Isami turned her head to look at the twins' confused.
What does she mean by chest measurements-oh... Isami's face turned a bright red as Hikaru and Kaoru started to take their shirts off.
"I don't mind." Hikaru said and smirked.
"I'm not shy, who needs a curtain?" Kaoru asked, grinning. Her gaze lowered to their chests, her face a bright red, as she stared and slightly recalled how she saw them shirtless before when they helped her search through the fountain pond for her Ocarina. The girls' squealed and Isami barely payed any attention to them. Haruhi blinked when Isami didn't say anything, and both her and Kyoya looked at the girl.
Seems like someone has an affinity for the twins. Kyoya thought and smirked, remembering their "Forbidden Love Act" from last chapter. Haruhi stared at her sister and stated bluntly,
"You like them don't you?" Isami barely registered her question and nodded her head,
"Uh-huh," Her eyes widened when she realized Haruhi's question and she quickly shook her head, face even redder. "What!? No! I barely know them-" Isami gained a feeling and knew that, that wasn't true. "-I think..." She trailed off and looked at the twins from the corner of her eyes.
"See, Haruhi, Isami, a rather impressive turn out today. Physical exam day is quite popular with the ladies." Kyoya explained.
What's wrong with the girls at this school? Haruhi thought in distress. They were all crazy! At least my own sister's normal...Her fascination with the twin's is at least understandable.
"I won't allow it." Hikaru said, he and his brother completely shirt less. "I won't let those Doctors' touch you, Kaoru."
"What are you talking about?" Kaoru asked and caught Isami's gaze. He smirked as her red face darkened, knowing she'd been caught. "You don't seem to have a problem touching me when we play doctor at home. I can't get you to stop tickling me and toying with my body." The boys embraced and Hunny and Mori quickly grabbed Haruhi and Isami, pushing them into a tent,
"Quickly, Haru-Chan, Isa-Chan, this way!" Isami fell to the ground with a grunt while Tamaki appeared from behind and caught Haruhi, wrapping his arms around her torso.
"I've been waiting for you, my princesses." Haruhi stumbled out of his grasp and fell down next to Isami, who grunted.
"T-Tamaki-Sempai!?" I totally forgot about him. Haruhi thought. Tamaki knelt down in front of the short-haired brunette and commented giddy,
"You're so cute when your surprised!" Isami regained that jealous feeling in her stomach as she started to feel left out. She frowned and sighed, sitting up and crossing her legs.
"Fujioka Brothers, it's time for your chest measurements." The nurse from earlier called out from the tent. "Once you're both finished disrobing, can you please come outside?" Tamaki stood and smiled at the two girls.
"It's time." He said. "The inevitable moment has arrived. You two just stay back here and wait, okay?"
"But what're you gonna do-!?" Tamaki placed a finger on her lips, shutting her up. He smiled softly at her and whispered,
"Don't you worry. I'll protect you." And the feeling grew. Isami bit her lip as tears pricked her eyes, the ignored feeling increasing greatly.
"Your a useless brat. It's no wonder Ranka didn't want you and why your mother left you. I bet your sister doesn't even care that you're gone. And those twins' you're so fond of? They're probably just using you to get what they want. Once they get what they want, they're gonna leave you to dust."
Her and Haruhi's Uncle Ben's words echoed through her mind and her hands trembled. She clenched her fists, nails digging into her palm, to calm herself down.
Relax. They're your friends. Haruhi does care, Uncle Ben is just toying with your mind. Besides, Tamaki's doing what he can to make sure you and your sister stay in the Host Club. Even if it's to only pay off your debts- Her thoughts cut off and she froze, eyes widening.
"-Yes, I'm Haruhi Fujioka." He even used her name. Isami's nails dug even more into her skin and drew some blood. Calm it woman! Don't go hating your sister for something so trivial!
"I bet your sister doesn't even care that you're gone." His words echoed repeatedly and she shook her head. Snap out of it! Isami took a deep breathe and released it, looking up to see Tamaki strangling Hikaru.
"You jerks! You said there was no way the'd be able to tell it was me!" Hikaru held up his hands and said in a choked voice,
"It's payback for calling us the homosexual-" He gasped, "-supporting cast!" Isami stood up at the scarily familiar scene and out of reflex and slight fear, she grabbed Tamaki's wrist and placed a hand on Hikaru's shoulder, separating them and shouting,
"Please don't hurt him! I'm sorry!" She stood in front of Hikaru with her arms spread out in front of him protectively, eyes squeezed shut and lips trembling. Her shoulders were shaking and her chest heaved heavily, her breathe's coming shallow. She basically shouted "I'm deathly afraid" at Tamaki, who was staring at her wide-eyed. Hikaru was coughing with his hand around his neck, catching his breathe, and glanced up surprised at Isami's trembling form.
Why is she...trembling? Tamaki wondered in shock, frozen as he stared at the frightened girl. What is she so scared of and why...why did she apologize? What's she apologizing for? These thoughts were running through his head at fifty miles per hour. He didn't get what she was so scared of and apparently neither did the fangirls.
"Why did you apologize?" Tamaki asked confused, voice coming off loud. His eyes widened even more when the girl flinched and let out a small whimper, tears pricking the edges of her eyes.
"Please...just don't hurt him. He didn't do anything...It's not his fault." But it was, Tamaki thought confused. "I'm sorry-I'm so sorry! I'll take the hit, just leave him be!"
Kaoru stared at the trembling girl and wondered, Was she...is she bullied? Or...nah, she wouldn't be. But what if she's... His thoughts trailed off and he took a few steps forward, each step causing the girl to flinch or whimper.
Why's she so scared? Hikaru thought to himself, deeply confused. It wasn't like Boss was gonna kill me or anything, so why is she reacting like this? He placed a hand on Isami's shoulder, causing her to tense up and freeze. Kaoru walked over and placed his hands on her arms, lowering them to her sides.
"Hey, Ishi." The girl didn't respond, only made a chocked noise, showing that she was holding back a sob. Prideful. She has a strong heart. But she shouldn't hide it right now... Kaoru sighed and did what he did back in middle school whenever he saw her sitting alone in a corner on a windowsill, he hugged her quietly, burying his face into her hair. The girl tensed at the familiar action, a slight memory running through her head, and she opened her fear-struck eyes. "Hey...I thought you promised you would only cry in front of us." He whispered softly. Hikaru wrapped his arms around the girl's waist, leaning down and resting his head against hers, in a similar fashion to his brother.
"Are you really going to go and break it now? I thought you were stronger than this, Isami." The girl's tear-filled eyes widened considerably before fluttering slightly. They closed half-way as a voice echoed through her head,
"Fine, fine. Remind me to stop crying whenever I feel left out!" The girl's voice was angry, to tell the truth. The other voice made a noise and paused, before saying,
"No...It's fine."
"Huh?"
"You can cry...but only when we're alone, alright?"
A voice slightly deeper than the other spoke next in a slightly harsh tone, "Yeah, can't have you balling your eyes out every second of the day, now can we, Commoner? I'd rather not have a completely broken toy."
"You...yeah, sure. I promise. Same goes to you two. Okay? Promise me that."
Tamaki took that as his leave and moved to Haruhi, "I'm sorry..." He apologized, tears in his eyes. "They've figured it out." He screamed at the terrifying glare she gave him.
Just as I thought, Tamaki-Sempai lives in his own carefree little world! Haruhi thought annoyed as she sighed. Kyoya placed a hand on her shoulder. He then explained how he had a Doctor ready for the sisters that was sworn to secrecy. The twins' helped move the sniffling Isami towards the changing room.
SPECIAL BOYS' CLINIC
Haruhi knocked twice and a female voice said, "Come in!" She opened the door revealing a red-headed nurse with glasses sitting at a desk. "Hello, Fujioka Brothers, I've been made aware of your situation. If you don't mind, please disrobe for me over there."
"Y-Yeah." Isami stuttered and blinked. Haruhi cast her sister a curious and worried glance, remembering her state when the twins' brought her into the changing room.
"Sure." The two girls moved into the changing rooms and started to pull of their uniform tops. Isami pulled off her hate and green tanktop, revealing the bandages wrapped around her chest, and the scar that traveled from her collarbone in a slight curve, ending just at the top of her left breast, stopping right where the bandages started. Haruhi paused when she made to pull her pink tanktop off. She looked at her sister in surprise, seeing some of the bruises that littered her stomach and back, and the ones that looked like fingers. "Isami...what the hell happened to you?" A shadow crossed over her face and she turned her head, clutching the green tank top to her chest.
"I-I'd rather not...talk about it." Her chest tightened and she opened her mouth to scream when a hand clamped itself over her mouth, a hand on her shoulder.
"It's not what you think-please both of you just keep quiet!"
"Hey-!" Haruhi began but was cut off.
"TAMA-CHAAAN KICK!" Tamaki appeared out of nowhere and kicked the Doctor, slamming him into a wall. Tamaki did a few flips in the air before landing on his feet on he ground. Isami blinked in surprise.
"One," Hikaru and Kaoru said from behind the female twins'. Isami blinked dumbly before craning her neck to look behind her. ",good looks that attract the public eye."
"Two," Kyoya said, stepping out from the shadows. ",more wealth than you can imagine."
"Three," Mori spoke. (Holy crap!) ", chivalry that will never overlook," Hunny spoke from next to him,
"The hideous wickedness of this world." Isami and Haruhi were surprised at the change of his voice. It was darker and deeper than usual, which honestly freaked them out a bit.
"That's what makes up the Ouran Host Club!" Tamaki shouted, placing his white shirt on Haruhi's head. Isami blinked when a weight slammed down onto her head and shoulders and blinked when blue fabric entered her vision. She glanced around to see Kaoru standing there in his white shirt and felt her face burn. Everyone but Kyoya spoke in unison,
"We're here! Watch out!" The man whimpered and cried out,
"Please don't hurt me!" He bowed to the ground. "Spare me my life!" The Fujioka sisters blinked and looked around at the Host Club members confused and honestly a little surprised. The man sat up and said, "I'm a doctor. I run a small emergency clinic in the next town over." Isami sweatdropped.
And suddenly it's his life story...lovely.
He explained and once he was done, Tamaki had tears streaking down his face.
"That's so tragic!" He cried out.
"Doctor Yabu," Kyoya began. ",I think you may have the wrong place. Are you looking for Ouran Public High School?" Yabu and Tamaki stopped crying, the two looked up at the black haired boy curiously.
"Yeah, that's right." Kyoya sighed and pushed up his glasses.
"I figured this might be the case. This is Ouran Academy, a private institution." He explained. "Your daughter doesn't go to school here." Yabu's jaw dropped and he turned to stone.
"Man, that's pretty sad." Hikaru began, giving the man a dull look, "You don't even know what school your daughter goes too?"
"I bet your relationship is messed up because you don't pay attention to her." Kaoru stated, finishing his brother's thought. Isami brought Kaoru's jacket from her head and wrapped it around her shoulders, a blast of cologne hitting her. She blinked in surprise and felt her face heat up slightly. "Not because of some stupid debt."
"Wow. Kyo-Chan!" Hunny exclaimed, looking at the dark haired boy in awe. "I'm surprised hat you figured out that he had the wrong school!"
"Well there's no way that such a small time Doctor," Kyoya began and paused slightly for effect, ",would ever be able to get into this Academy." The two sisters gave Kyoya an annoyed look.
"Kyoya, would you please get a map of all the public schools in the area?" Tamaki asked suddenly. "I'd like to help this man find his daughter." Isami then took the time to notice the cherry blossom tattoo's on his right shoulder. Her eyes, along with Haruhi and Kyoya's, did widen at the question however. Kyoya the smiled, walking off,
"Whatever you say." He soon came back with a map and handed it to Tamaki, who held it out to the man. He smiled.
"I'll pray for your best." Tamaki told the man. Yabu quickly thanked him and left. Tamaki stood and pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket, dabbing at his tear-filled eyes. "I've done something good. It was just like a scene from a Japanese traditional play! Right, Haruhi?" Tamaki questioned, looking down at the brunette in question. "Daddy looked good, right?" Haruhi pointed at his tattoo,
"Is that it?" Tamaki blinked confused, a question mark forming over his head. She explained, "When we went to see the cherry blossoms, you said that you were more spring-ish than everyone else. Are those cherry petals?" Tamaki's face cleared and replied scared,
"Y-yes, but it's only a sticker. Are you still mad?" Haruhi placed a hand to her chin as she giggled,
"It is Spring-ish all right!"
"Are you sure about this, boss?" Hikaru asked Tamaki, snapping Tamaki out of his daydream and causing him to remove his blush.
"After all, there's no guarantee that once he finds her that she'll want to talk to him." Tamaki was silent for a moment before stating,
"Well then, that's something that he'll have to find out for himself." Haruhi stopped laughing and looked at Tamaki in surprise, seeing him in a different light-slightly.
"Hey, by the way..." Hikaru began, "Where'd you get that scar, Isami?" The brunette tensed and ducked her head, her messy bangs falling into her face.
"I'd...rather not talk about." She said, telling them the same thing she told Haruhi.
"I'm sorry about this guys, but can you please leave?" Haruhi asked, speaking up.
"Haruhi, so you are still angry with me!?" He asked, frantic. He sounded like he was gonna cry. "You're not thinking of quitting the Host Club are you!?" Haruhi laughed.
"Don't be stupid Sempai, Isami and I got to finish out Physical Exam." Isami perked up and said,
"As male students of course!" She replied enthusiastically. She then gained a face and stated, "But just so you know, we aren't doing this because of food." Haruhi nodded in agreement and smiled, closing her eyes.
"We're doing this to pay back our debt!" Tamaki blushed again before tackling the poor short-haired brunette in a hug,
"You're so cute, HARUHI! I can see right through you, I know you're both just after that Fancy Tuna!"
"Hey, cut it out! Get off-don't touch me there!"
"Red-Card!" The twins cheered.
"Looks like Tamaki-Sempai," Hikaru began grinning,
"Is the real pervert!" Kaoru finished.
"WHO CARES!?" Isami snapped. "JUST GET OUT!"