M'kay. I think I have a plausible story for Kenny now. As I said before, this chapter will be ALL him. Woo!

Anywho, not much to say other than... Enjoy. :P

*EDIT*

...I'm a bad boy... I know it's been FOREVER since I updated... *Dodges various blunt objects* O-Okay, easy... But since I know there's more attention to this fic than my Naruto fic 'You Are My Friend' I have good news. This one shall recieve priority over that one. For those that actually read that one as well, fear not, because I WILL be updating that one soon also (hopefully...).

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Chapter 4: That Fateful Day

XXX POV: KENNY XXX

I woke up in my bed, but strangely I don't remember falling asleep. Ah, I see. I must've died again. No one else ever remembered, but now I was starting to lose memory of it happening... Well, that blows.

I got up and put on my orange parka, sighing to myself. "I hate this. All of it. I probably won't even go to school today. What's the point? Ever since that car accident, It's just been me and Karen..." I felt my feet moving toward my door on their own, seemingly telling me to go anyway. "Fine," I say. "I'll fucking go already."

My sister must've been watching me again, because I heard a squeak as soon as the curse left my lips. I smiled a bit and walked to my door. "Morning, Karen."

"Ah, m-morning, Kenny. Sorry, I came to wake you up so you wouldn't be late for school." She smiled that innocent smile at me, and I couldn't help but ruffle up her long, chocolate locks, smiling back at her.

"Thanks... I'm up already, though. How'd you sleep?" Her smile lessened a little. I knew what that meant... I quickly hugged and shushed her, letting her know that she didn't have to talk about it if she didn't want to. See, Karen had been having nightmares ever since that day... Maybe I should explain WHY it was just me and Karen now.

~5 Years Ago~

Mom and Dad were taking us to some restaurant. Apparently, they had stopped buying weed and Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Dad even got a job at the local Shakey's Pizza place, saving us enough money to take us out once every few months or so. I remember us all being so happy. We were finally becoming normal, like all the other kids in South Park. We weren't so poor anymore. I was ecstatic to spend time with my family. I smiled at Karen. Ah, Karen... She was gonna make some lucky guy very happy. She was so sweet and beautiful for her age.

I felt Kevin tap my shoulder. I looked over at him, and he pointed. "G-Guys, Semi! He's in the wrong lane!" I gasped and warned my father in a panic, who responded to the semi by swerving. The semi missed us, but... We didn't see the tree there... I panicked again and practically ripped the seat belt off my siblings. Kevin dived out of the door, but I was thrown out the windshield. I remember quickly grabbing Karen and shielding her with my body. I would come back to life, but Karen wouldn't have survived the impact. We landed, and everything went dark. I had died protecting my sister. But I was happy she survived. The last thing I heard was her terrified screams.

The next morning, I woke up in my bed, just as I knew I would. I walked out and found Karen crying. I didn't ask why, because I knew. I held her and promised her that I would never let anything bad happen to her again. I became her guardian angel once more.

~End of Flashback~

She let go, smiling tearfully. "I-I'll be okay... Go get ready for school. I gotta get going too." I nodded and smiled sadly.

"Alright... Just remember that if you need your guardian angel, all you have to do is call." She nodded and ran to her room. I packed up my stuff, including what was necessary for her Guardian Angel to appear. I hoped it wouldn't be necessary, but then... Who knows anymore?

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I arrived at school and saw Stan. I thought of saying hi, but then... I saw him. Trent Boyett. I stayed back and watched, fearful. Not because he'd probably kill me, but because I knew he would totrure me first.

After a minute, I saw Trent punch the locker. Stan flinched and the bell ring. He ran for it. I don't blame him, either. I snuck past the angry boy and slipped into my classroom. Wait... That's Ms. Garrison. I stayed quiet and walked to my seat. I heard Stan speak

"Oh... Hey, Kenny. You're not skipping today?"

I shook my head and sat down, still not really in a talking mood. I have a right to be sad, I have no parents. Who wouldn't be sad after that? I listened to Garrison for all of five seconds before getting bored and falling asleep. I got woken up an hour later by the bell, groaning. "Damn..." I got up and walked to the cafeteria by myself, as I did every time I came to school. No one bothered to support me except my sister, so whatever. I sat down at my table, away from everyone else.

Wait... Where was Karen at? She usually sat next to me... I looked around before deciding she was just a little late and that she'd be fine. I noticed Stan talking to Kyle and Bebe. Now, there's a couple I liked. They went really well together. I smiled to myself and kinda picked at my food. Stan got up and left, which Cartman hadn't seemed to notice at all. Did he ever shut up? No, I remembered, he did not.

The end of lunch period came, but Karen hadn't. It was at this point I got worried. I had been watching the door the entire time, and I never saw her. I was panicking at this point. I got up quickly and ran outside, hoping to find my little sister. What I DID find, however, was unnerving. Hell, it was downright scary. I saw Karen backed up against a wall by none other than Jessica Pinkerton, the girl from Greeley who was bullying my sister when we first got there. Didn't that bitch ever fucking learn? I had to kick the crap out of this girl- TWICE- and she still insisted on trying to hurt Karen.

I clenched my fists and ran to my locker quickly, grabbing my backpack. I took off to the bathroom and slipped into my costume, storing my backpack in a niche I had found behind a moveable brick in the wall once. I climbed to the roof and ran, jumping down in front of Karen. I made sure to land like Batman. A superhero's gotta look cool, right?

Jessica looked visibly frightened, and I smiled to myself. Good. Fear me, bitch. Her voice wavered as she spoke. "W-What are you doing here? Stalking that girl?"

"No. I thought I told you... Karen McCormick is OFF-LIMITS. Why do you not listen to me? Don't you understand when I speak, you are supposed to listen to my words? What I say isn't said for no reason." I clenched my fists and she took up what I assumed was her version of a fighting stance. I simply scoffed and walked closer to her. I grabbed her by the collar and she squealed, fighting back tears. I raised my hand to punch her, but I was stopped. I turned around and saw Karen holding my arm.

"N-No, Guardian Angel... Please... Let her go." My features softened a bit at my sister's sad eyes. I let Jessica go and hugged Karen tightly. She clung to me. "N-No more fighting..."

I nodded. "I apologize, Karen... Go to class. Your brother misses you." She nodded and smiled at me, wiping the tears from her eyes. I heard Jessica run away and I smiled. I looked back at Karen, but before I could say anything, I felt her lips press up against mine. Hard. Wait, what the fuck?

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Oh-ho-ho! What do we do now? Seems Karen has a little thing for Mysterion. Kenny has NO idea what just happened. Stay tuned for more!

Oh, and question based on the kiss. Where should Kenny go from here? No lemons, because that would instantly reveal who Mysterion is to Karen, who would be scarred for life... Yeah.

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Peace out, yo!

~DarkLordK~