A/N:

Kate: Hi there

Anni: Well that was bland. Déjà vu anyone?

Kate: And that was the re-enactment of the first chapter.

Anni: We are so pro!

-fizzle-computer breaks from lameness-

Kate: tapping frantically Ahhhhh! We broke it!

Anni: No, it was your idea to be lame!

Kate: Well you started it!

Anni: 'facepalm' Look at who was writing first. Huh? Huh? It was you, baka!

Kate: Was not!

Anni: Was too!

Laura: Really guys? So immature.

Kate and Anni: Hey!

Kate's POV

"So I am stuck. In the middle. Of fucking. NOWHERE! Anni when I get my hands on you I'll…I'll…I really need to work on my death threats."

I had ended up in a forest next to a mountain. That's it. I had been wandering for about an hour before my usually calm self had exploded. I had no idea where I was, only that I had seen a lot of trees. For miles. And miles. And my powers were completely gone. I really hated trees now. And Anni.

"Is girl-chan mad at Tobi? Because Tobi is a good boy!"

Ah, that's where I was. I turned my head to see a lollipop faced person come out from behind a tree. Huh, first person I meet is Tobi. How lucky (that was sarcasm).

"No I'm not mad at you. I'm just really frustrated right now. And lost. Very lost. I'm tired as well." I replied in a weary voice while giving him a suspicious look.

"That's good, because Tobi is a good boy and Tobi would hate to see girl-chan sad," He replied with that same enthusiasm.

An idea popped into my head. "Hey Tobi, where are you going?" I asked.

Tobi, being Tobi said, "Tobi is going somewhere that good boys can go, and Tobi will help his friends with their mission because Tobi is a good boy!"

Well this is interesting.

I wonder where I am in the plot.

I decided to be sneaky.

"Has Tobi met his friends yet?" I asked.

"No, but Tobi is sure they will be his friends because Tobi is a good boy!" He replied.

I knew that Tobi was actually Obito The Jerk in disguise but I wondered why he was pretending to be Tobi in front of me. Did he want me to join the Akatsuki (sorry, Tobi's soon-to-be friends) and have me not know who he really was? Was I really that awesome?

"What is girl-chan thinking about? Is girl-chan thinking about Tobi?"

I snapped out of my thoughts and looked at Tobi.

"Sorry, I zoned out there. And my name is Kate, not girl-chan," I said.

Tobi looked confused. "That's a weird name... Kate-chan..." He said slowly, then smiled (I assumed). "Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan, Kate-chan-"

"TOBI!"

"What, Kate-chan? Tobi is a good boy!"

"SHUT UP!"

Tobi's shoulders slouched and he sounded sad when he said, "But Tobi was only trying to remember Kate-chan's name by saying it over and over! Tobi is a good boy! Doesn't Kate-chan do that too?"

I was so frustrated by now that I didn't pay attention to what I was saying. "NO! Kate-chan doesn't do that to remember someone's name! Kate-chan uses her memory!"

Then I realized what I had said. "Wait, did I just refer to myself in the third person?"

Tobi did a little happy dance. "Yay, Kate-chan talks like Tobi! Now Kate-chan is happy because this is a good way to talk! Tobi and Kate-chan can teach everyone how to talk like Tobi and everyone will be good boys like Tobi and Kate-chan!"

I was now officially frustrated at this lollipop faced man. "First of all, Tobi, I'm a girl. Second, you are annoying. Third, I have nowhere to go and I am lost in the middle of this big, fucking huge, stupid, dumb, forest! Did I mention that it's big?!"

Tobi's annoying voice cut through my rant. "Yes, you did, Kate-chan."

"TOBI, YOU ARE NOT HELPING!"

A virtual lightbulb popped on in Tobi's usually dim head. "Oh, does Kate-chan want help? Tobi can help! Tobi is a good boy!"

Never mind. The lightbulb had flickered out and died the moment it met Tobi. There goes Tobi's moment of intelligence.

My eye twitched. I spoke with a sickly sweet voice. "Well Tobi, how did you want to help me?"

Tobi did another happy dance. "Tobi is staying at the town over there-"

"Wait, there's a town?! And you didn't tell me this when I said I was lost?!"

"Well... you didn't ask Tobi about it..."

"You could have had the presence of mind to tell me sooner!"

Tobi regained his happy mood. "Tobi can show you where the town is! Just follow Tobi, because Tobi is a good boy!"

And that was how I ended up following a giant lollipop through a forest to get to a town after falling through a portal to a different universe. Yeah, I don't get it either.

XxX

"So, Tobi, How far is this town?"

"Tobi thinks that it is just up ahead."

"You said that half an hour ago!"

"How does Kate-chan know? Tobi thought Kate-chan didn't have a watch."

"I can tell by the sun."

"Tobi is confused. Tobi's friends said suns couldn't tell time."

"No they can't its just...you know what just forget it."

"OK Kate-chan. Tobi is a good boy!"

Tobi turned back to facing the path and we continued walking.

This repeated for a good four hours.

I started to get tired.

"Tobi, do you even know where this place is?"

Tobi turned around. "No, but Tobi's friend's told Tobi that there was a town here."

I face-palmed. "And did you listen to your friends?"

"Well... No..."

"Gah! We're lost! Can we stop now?"

"Tobi thinks the town is just up ahead!"

I screamed in frustration and faceplanted on the ground. "I. Give. Up. Just take me now."

Tobi did his someone-fell-on-the-ground-OMG-they-need-help-how-can-Tobi-help-them dance, with his arms waving in the air like a giant noodle.

"AAAAHHHHH! Kate-chanfellonthegroundOMGKate-channeedshelphowcanTobihelpKate-chan?!" he screamed while running in circles around me like a maniac... or just a normal Tobi.

I looked up and sighed, "Well I'm glad one of us has energy. Now put it to good use and help me up!"

Tobi stopped running and another virtual lightbulb lit up. "Tobi remembers where the town is now! Come on Kate-chan!" He yelled as he started to drag me in the direction of this stupid town.

"You could at least pick me up!"

A/N

Anni: Hey Kate-chan! How are you after meeting a giant lollipop in a forest. You know, personally, I was taught never to trust giant lollipops no matter how yummy they looked...

*does happy dance thinking about candy*

Kate: I really despise you right now.*whispers to readers* Did you hear that laugh. It was all creepy like... and evil. Anni is up to something.

Anni: *interrupts* Now why would I do something like that?Evil laugh...

Kate:*gives a dead pan look* Well for one you're a crazy pyromaniac, you love to pull pranks on others that usually result in something being blown up, also you're Anni.

Anni: Well, it could be Laura planning something... Maybe...

Laura: I'm not planning annithing. I mean, I'm truly not not planning not not anything. Whatever that means. Whatever.

Anni: See, told you it was Laura.

Kate: Un...

Anni/Kate/Laura: Bye!