(A/N: Hey everyone! Just wanted to say thanks for your support and a little FYI this story is rated MATURE so I don't want to hear any flames in future chapters about the content of the story because it's rated accordingly and I'm not forcing you to read. This also goes out to my fans who favorited me as an author. Just wanted to let you know. Also sorry about the uber late update but my mum deleted Microsoft word from the computer and we're moving. So send her flaming cookies if you want. )

"Now pay attention class. I just have one more thing to teach you for today before you're dismissed." Iruka said with a smile as he waited for everyone to settle down.

"Now as you may know there are such things as Unwritten Rules. Their basically common sense rules that all ninja adhere to but I think it's best to reiterate the top three that you need to know if you want to survive to puberty." Iruka chuckled a little at his own joke only to be met with silent stares from all of his students.

"How important can these rules be if they're not written?" Konahamaru scuffed under his breath.

Faster than the eye could see Iruka had Konahamaru by the neck of his shirt raising him so they could be eye to eye.

"Rules not written are more important than you might think, for instance no where does it say that I can't take bad students to Ibiki-San for detention." Iruka said with a dark smile.

The only sound that could be heard was the gulp from every student in the class as Iruka let Konahamaru down into his seat.

"But it is unwritten, plus I'm just not that cruel." Iruka smiled slipping back into fatherly teacher mode as he walked back to the blackboard.

"Rule number 1! Never make an enemy out of a medic. They know the human body by heart, meaning they can easily kill you if you by chance come back from a mission badly injured.

Rule number 2! Never make an enemy out of the Hokage. They are in charge of what missions you are assigned and our current Hokage will not hesitate to flick your brain out of your skull.

Last but most important! Never EVER make an enemy out of the Hokage and a medic-nin. Anyone who succeeds in that will have no help or mercy. Everyone will just turn a blind eye and you will be thoroughly….hmm what's the word I should use here…" Iruka pondered.

"Screwed!" Konahamaru gulped at the image of the Hokage and Naruto's teammate going after him at the same time.

"Though very crude I have to say that word sums it up quite nicely. If there are no questions your…"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH KAMI! NOOOO NO MORE NO MORE!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The blood curdling scream could be heard echoing around the village startling Iruka and his class.

"Why don't we just stay inside for a few more minutes and do some light reading?" Iruka laughed dryly only to find his students with their books already open and shaking.

"What in the world is going on over there?" Iruka asked himself as he peered out the window at Hokage tower where the scream was located from.

Meanwhile Jiraiyah found himself blinded by a bright light.

"Am I dead?" He asked himself as he tried to blink the light away.

"Yes for I'd say about….the 12th time." Came the humorous voice of the 4th Hokage right next to Jiraiya.

"Hokage? Heesh of all the things to see when you die…where's the beautiful ladies!" Jiraiya almost all but cried.

"From what I can see they're starting to revive you again." The Hokage said with a chuckle as he looked down through the airy cloudiness that was the floor.

"You probably don't remember the past 11 times you were here but your parents and the first Hokage wanted me to send you a message." The 4th said in all seriousness.

"What message is that?" Jiraiya asked as he tried not to look down on the form of what was his body while the two medics started reviving him.

"You're an idiot." The 4th said calmly after giving Jiraiya a smack on the back of the head which sent him spiraling back down to Konoha.

"Remind me never to piss those two off." Naruto whispered in a distracted awe.

"Hn." Was Sasuke's short reply as he continued to watch the scene with his Sharingan activated so he could possibly use some of the techniques he was witnessing in battle.

" How dare you mess with my jutsu! So help me I would remove everything that makes you male if I didn't have to touch it." Tsunade seethed as she sent some more chakra to heal the slowly reviving Jiraiya.

"um…Obasan…Sakura.."

"I wonder if a chakra scalpel would be too much. Maybe I should carve pervert into his skull…bastard made it so my clothes don't fit and Genma-san freaking GENMA-SAN! wants a piece of me!" Sakura seethed darkly looking up at her teacher as both began to chuckle and quickened their healing.

"Um…Obasan….Sakura…"

"We could always leave him dead for 10 minutes to revive our chakra and pluck various bones out of his body." Tsunade smiled.

"hehe….Obasan…Sakura..um hello?"

"Ohh I could get some soldier pills and we can go at it nonstop until we decide to let him die." Sakura chuckled.

Sasuke's sharingan faded while his eyes widened for a split secondas he intelligently backed away toward the window while Naruto tried to get the medic and Hokages attention.

"Obasan…Sakura…um"

"WHAT NARUTO!" Both turned with snarls at him.

Next thing Sasuke knew Naruto was using him as a human shield as he quivered nervously and tried to talk reminding Sasuke very much of young Hinata at the moment.

"Umm…I was just wondering if you killed the perverted old man…um..how will you turn Sakura back? Do you even know..um..how it's going to affect her?"

Sakura and Tsunade both blinked out of their demonic states and looked at each other and the slowly regaining conscious body between them.

"When he's right, he's right." Tsunade sighed.

"Dammit Naruto! You couldn't let me kill him one more time!" Sakura huffed only to get a raised eyebrow from everyone in the room.

"What? Look at me! I think I deserve some vengeance here." Sakura pointed out by standing up and poking her bouncing boobs.

"…ugh..what truck hit me?" Jiraiya groaned as he tried to sit up only to feel a hot fiery pain in every muscle.

"I wouldn't move very much Jiraiya-san. After dying so many times and being revived the body's muscles become like vice grips on the bones for a full 24 hours and could easily cause internal fractures." Sakura said in full medic-mode.

"So if you want to ever gather some "research" again I suggest you tell us why you did what you did and how we can reverse it." Tsunade commanded eyeing her teammate with disgust.

"What do you expect me to do when you send Anbu to club me with metal dildos!" Jiraiya angrily mumbled.

Sakura merely smirked as she remembered to herself how she personally handed them out to the ANBU after Tsunade's orders. She would have said something if it wasn't for the fact it was a secret that she was ANBU.

"That's what you get for being a pervert! Now what exactly does the jutsu do and how can we reverse it?" Tsunade barked to Jiraiya as she crossed her arms.

"….Well…it enhances sexual attributes already there releasing phermones like crazy and…kinda turns the person into a walking aphrodisiac."

"How the heck would that be revenge against me?" Tsunade asked very confused.

"After a few days you would start feeling hot and horny and I would appear to release the jutsu." Jiraiya smirked.

"So this should only last a few days? Great! I can stay home for a week no problem!" Sakura said cheerily only to receive a somber look from her teacher.

"Since my body is used to having justu charka coursing through it constantly the justu would only last a few days after being filtered so much. Your body however…" Tsunade didn't want to finish.

"A few weeks cant be that bad.."

Jiraiya winced.

"…I can handle a month." Sakura laughed hopefully.

Tsunade glared at Jiraiya

"It would probably take 6 months to naturally go through your body. I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to hit my students teammate, but if I knew the effects it would have..hehehe."

"What the?" Shizune asked herself as she was coming back to the Hokage's office thinking the beat down was over only to find Jiraiya's head through the wall upside down no less.

"Hello Shizune, you're looking as beautiful as ever." Jiraiya grinned before promptly passing out.

"I don't think your setting a good example to the younger ninja's by killing your teammates." Shizune admonished with a shake of her head as she entered the Hokage's office.

"Sakura…you wouldn't kill me…right?" Naruto gulped.

Sakura turned her attention towards him with a raised eyebrow, but unbeknownst to her Jiraiya's blood was splattered all over her giving her the look of a maniac.

"Idiot, you'd never do anything to make me kill you." Sakurachuckled to herself.

" So what now?" Sasuke asked removing Naruto's scared death grip on him.

"Now I have to find a way to continue training and remain away from everyone while Tsunade-Sama looks for a cure." Sakura sighed running a hand through her hair.

"It can't be that bad Sakura-Chan! Those furmoan things cant be that horrible, and being a walking afrodesiac sounds cool." Naruto shouted trying to cheer Sakura up.

"It's pronounced Pheromones and a walking aphrodisiac you little twerp, and it is bad. Pheromones are chemicals the body produces that naturally attract possible "mates" for reproduction. And an aphrodisiac is a substance that encourages…"mating"." Tsunade tried to explain gently.

"Paired with the changes in my body I think it may become a distraction." Sakura quietly said as she looked down on herself with a sad frown.

"So what's that have to do with anything?" Naruto asked scratching his head.

"She'll be a walking steak in a village full of starving Choji's" Sasuke said with a shake of his head.

"…Oh my god! Don't worry Sakura-Chan I would never eat you!" Naruto pleaded.

A simultaneous slap to the forhead could be heard all around at Naruto's refusal to grasp the concept.

"Oh Naruto I feel so bad that I cant even hit you." Sakura smiled weakly as she gave Naruto a hug.

Sniff…Sniff

"Naruto are you sniffing me?" Sakura asked as she stiffened with her arms still around him.

"Sakura-Chan you smell really REALLY good." Naruto coo'd causing Sakura to back up real fast with wide eyes.

"Glad to know it hasn't affected you yet." Tsunade sighed as she watched Sakura's reaction as Sasuke raised an eyebrow at Naruto's daydreaming expression.

"What do you mean Tsunade-Sama?"

"When a persons body releases pheromones and their reproducing hormones are activated it causes the person to go into a kind of heat."

One second passed

Blink..

Two seconds passed as Tsunade braced herself

Blink..blink

"I'M GOING TO BE A WHORE!" Sakura screamed in horror echoing through the buildings of Konoha.

"Tell you what children, why don't we have a sleep over at the school what do you say?" Iruka laughed dryly as he turned only to find all the children already had sleeping bags out and ready.

"What in the world is going on out there?" He asked himself as he shut the blinds and locked the door.