so sorry about the late update. I was sick. really sick. throat was swolen and couldnt hardly keep any food down. Finally allowed back on the computer. I dont know if this is a good chapter because i really dont like it myself but i just wanted to update. PLEASE REVIEW! ALL GOES TO SM AND I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!

Talking

BPOV

Oh my goodness. It's staring me in the face. It looks like he's hard. It's big, really BIG. Oh my gosh. Hello. I looked up and Edwards face was blood red. I was blood red. He was just standing there, like he didn't know what to do. Alice was on the bed laughing her ass off. Of course only Alice would do that. Edwards face is priceless. It's hilarious. I was just standing there, staring at It because it's really, well….were going to try to get off that subject. Just then, Emmet came in the room.

"Hey Edward, you have to let me borrow your ca…."he looked at Edward standing in the bathroom, and me standing there looking stupid.

"Holy Shit Man!!!!! You have a bigger dick than I do!!!!! That's not fair. CARSLISLE! WE HAVE TO TALK!"

Emmet stomped out of the room upset about his size. He thought he was the biggest in the world. Alice took my hand and she led me out of his room.

"Come on Bella. Let's go get you dressed before were late."

The way she drives, I don't think so.

I opened Alice's door to find an almost naked Jasper standing there looking for his clothes. He was wearing boxers. The ones that outline your butt kind. Ew Alice. You find that attractive?

"Where in the hell is my shirt?!?!"

"Calm down Jasper. It's right here."Alice said as she picked up his shirt off the bed.

"Um…I knew that. I was just testing you."

"Yea sure. That's what they all say." Alice looked at me with a worried expression. Then she made the coo-coo sign. I knew it. Jasper was crazy.

"Jasper, get out! Bella has to take a shower and get dressed. Finish getting dressed in Edwards room."Alice said while rushing me into the bathroom.

I eventually got out of the shower and almost cried over the wardrobe Alice had picked out for me. A white shirt, black cami, skinny jeans, and stilettos. As if I wasn't clumsy enough.

I remember leaving a pair of my dark jeans here before. I wonder if they're still here.

I peeked out of the bathroom and made sure the coast was clear. I ran to her closet and opened the door. YAY! I saw them sitting there on a chair. I quickly put them on and did my hair. Its straight today. Simple, short, and nothing Alice can object on. Now to go talk to Esme…

EsPOV

Knock knock.

"Esme, are you in there?"

"Yea sweetie, hold on."

What could Bella want?

BPOV

"Esme, we need to talk." I said nervously while sitting on the bed.

"Okay, um, what is this about?" she said confused

"Your son, something happened this morning. Something really awkward."

"Was Emmet being a peeping tom again? EMMET, WE DO NOT WATCH OUR SISTERS FRIEN…"

"No! nothing with him, I'm talking about the other one. I saw something of his this morning."

"Did you see his condoms because I already know he has them." She said still confused

"Not exactly. I saw his…well…" I pointed my hands down where that area is.

"WHAT THE HELL!?!? BELLA, I THOUGHT MORE OF YOU! WHERE? WHEN? WHAT?" she jumped off of the bed and started to tremble a little bit.

"In the bathroom." I said a little bit freaked out.

"BELLA, IN THE BATHROOM, WHAT WERE YOU DOING? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW! PLEASE TELL ME YOU USED PROTECTION!!!!!"

"GOSH NO! NOT LIKE THAT ESME! I accidentally walked in on him and his towel fell. I just kept staring at it. It's so big Esme. REALLY BIG. I didn't mean to walk in on him like that but Alice woke me up and told me to get in the shower. I just opened the door and he was standing there, drops of water running down his skin, surrounding his muscular body and when his towel fell, I thought he was, I thought I was going to tackl……"

"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH. I'm not Alice or Madison. I don't want to hear nothing like that. Especially about my son. Do you like him Bella? I could get you two together."

"NO! no thanks. I already have the little pixie in there trying to set us up." Now I see where Alice gets it.

"Bella! We have to leave!" Alice screamed from the bottom of the staircase.

"Go ahead Bella. We'll talk later." Esme said with an all too familiar smile on her face. She looked just like Alice for a moment.

"Thanks Esme." I said rushing out of the room.

"Anytime."

EPOV

How in the hell am I supposed to get through the day with what happened? What the hell? She stared at me, then my dick. She licked her lips and I could tell what she was thinking. I have English first. We have to write a poem today. Here's one.

Brown eyes.

Long brown hair.

I could never hurt you.

I wouldn't dare.

Isabella, my one true love

Sent from the skies above.

I hope one day she'll marry me,

Lets wait for the future and we'll see.

i know this is a weird chapter and i'll make a better one when i update. What do you want to happen? REVIEW!!!!!

~Candie~