A/N: My first piece in quite a while- I've been in South America studying, and I had no time to write there. I just got back a bit ago, and wrote this right away-- it's my fourth theme, Teaspoon. This piece went under relatively heavy editing, so I hope it turned out pretty well.
Title: Disgrace to the Art (Of Cooking)
"A teaspoon," Watanuki snapped, "does not mean a tablespoon, under any circumstances. I simply do not understand how you could mess up banana bread. It's banana bread!"
"It's the thought that counted."
"Yes, the thought counts when one thinks it out. You clearly didn't, rather unsurprisingly, as you seem INCAPABLE of intellegence in ANY FORM!"
This accusation, Doumeki thought, was unfair. He thought enough to figure out the important things, while Watanuki apparently couldn't.
It was obvious to him that Watanuki's ensured well being topped his list, followed shortly thereafter by Watanuki's happiness. Watanuki's cooking placed around 5... quite possibly 4.