~ Before the 74th annual reaping for the Games ~
Dear Haymitch,
We will meet once again at the 74th annual Hunger Games reaping. Please, I advise you not to drink so much before the event, or better yet, not at all. Remember last year? No, you probably don't, but I'll show you the video sometime before I burn it. Not very fun. I'd rather not be made the laughing stock of Panem this time around.
Also, Haymitch, I'm concerned about your lack of manners. It's sad you haven't picked up a thing or two about proper etiquette, and after all these years of us working together! I'll have to set up some formal lessons later on.
One more thing. I'm... sorry that you have to go through this mentoring process. Every year, it's train two new children how to survive, help them the best you can, then watch them die. It's hard for me too. You can't get too attached, but your job is to get attached. All that work of teaching them manners, and they don't ever get to use them outside of interviews! Such a shame... It's no wonder you've got a drinking problem. It's your escape, basically. Mine is the Capitol, with makeup and food and all the rising and falling trends, it's enough to keep anyone busy... Well, I guess each person has their own way of coping...
Anyway, back to my point, please be on your best behavior tomorrow. And... um... I guess I'll see you soon.
Best wishes, Effie Trinket
Another thanks to "HeartsColide" for the great ideas!