My best friend tries to kill me

"So Thanos is going to try and destroy us with an undead army of chitauri. But also managed to bring three other people back from the dead as well. We know who two of them are, uncle Ben and Phil Coulson. But we're not sure who the third one is, they might even be Hitler. Hela's working on finding out if thats true. They could attack at any moment and we wouldn't know about it til the last second. You guys have been running around the last few months fighting crime but also managed to gather one of gems, you lost the Time Gem at the pageant to someone you don't know. But the one you did get you got from little kids who started fighting a dragon vs. flying horse war in the park. So does sound about right?" I finished, I was sitting on the couch with them and looking at all of them expectantly.

I was just going over what the avengers told me about what had happened. This was of course after a happy reunion of cleaning up the living room with apologies and hugs of long-time-no-see.

Steve had placed Ember in my room and we were waiting for her to wake up, I sent a clone in there too so she wouldn't totally freak out. (Well she was going to flip, the clone was just so I wasn't in direct line of fire.) The avengers nodded and I sighed, shaking my head.

"Chilly," Natasha said, still holding the flaming scythe. "Your friend, Ember, showed up instead instead of you. Where did you appear at? We thought it might have been Asgard, were you here the whole time?" I stood up and pointed at Loki.

"I did, in fact, end up in Asgard! Dude! That wasn't fun!"

"My apologise Chilly, but you did not get hurt did you?" Loki said, sarcastically I replied,

"What, me? Get hurt while being chased down by a bunch of guards and wondering what the hell is going on? Psh, don't be ridiculous." They looked at me. I raised an eyebrow.

"Chilly, are you okay?" Steve asked,

"Yes I'm fine."

"You're sure?" Said Bruce.

"Yes" I said through gritted teeth, I may still have been a bit peeved about the whole thing... Just a little bit.

"Getting impaled by arrows doesn't faze me as much as you think it might. Yep, absolutely love running for my life... Oh and congrats on the win Natasha, by the way." She looked at me confused.

"The win? What are you talking about?" I gestured to the trophy I had spotted above the fireplace. It was somewhat impressive, but I really didn't know what was with the mario trophy, I decided not to ask at the current moment. They were below a score board and I also had no idea what was with that.

"Yeah, the win. You guys said that you went to London for a pageant, well I see that you won first so congratulations Natasha thats all I meant. What?" I watched as Tony, Loki and Clint started to laugh, Bruce and Peter grinned. Steve smiled a little, Natasha shook her head. And Thor, for some reason, looked really embarrassed.

"Oh nothing, only," Tony glanced between me and Thor, I looked at them both. Now I was super confused.

"The award doesn't," Tony broke off in a fit of laughter.

"Anthony," Thor growled in a threatening voice, I was slightly taken back. Why was Thor getting so worked up about this? Tony was still giggling, then he decided to ignore Thor and continue with what he was saying.

"That award doesn't belong to Natasha, exactly, it belongs to-" Thor roared and went to tackle Tony but Steve intervened and stopped Thor from crushing him. I was shocked that Thor was so upset over this. What was up with that award? I had assumed that Natasha had been the one to win it but now I wasn't sure about what was going on. Tony got away from Thor and quickly said

"ThetrophyisThor's!" It took me a second to process what he had just said. The pageant trophy was Thor's? The god thunder had won a pageant? It was silent for a seconded before I exploded into laughter, everyone else but Thor started laughing as well. Thor looked really embarrassed as we laughed, I felt a little bad but it was just too funny.

"H-How?" I managed to gasp out, Loki answered with,

"I turned us into women and we entered the contest. Thor won," I choked a little.

"Sorry, but did you just say that you changed into women?" Loki nodded,

"I was lady Victoria and Thor was Lady Britney." I just shook my head trying to get my breath back.

"Well then, congratulations Thor on the win, I'm sure you both looked beautiful." I said and Tony smirked,

"I have a video of the thing," Loki and Thor looked furious as their heads snapped in his direction, then they tackled Tony trying to get the phone away from him. We all started laughing again.

"Avengers," JARVIS's voice came on over head, "Miss. Ember has woken up."

I smiled, I couldn't wait to tell her about what was going on, but then I heard a scream.

I sighed,

"I'll go and see her, she's probably just freaked out a bit." I left the avengers with Jayfeather and Bowtie at my side. I hoped Ember would take this whole thing in stride.

As I left the flaming scythe melted out of Natasha's hands.

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Ember groaned and rolled onto her side, she felt woozy and squeezed her eyes shut before a voice said,

"Ember?" On of Ember's eyes opened slightly at the sound of the familiar voice,

"Chilly? Oh god, my head feels like it's trying to kill me... Oh I had the strangest dream." When her friend didn't say anything she closed her eye again and continued,

"You jumped into the closet with Jayfeather, then the closet disappeared with me in it. I fell, and here's where things get crazy, I ran into the avengers and they started chasing me before they cornered me, but nothing happened after that because as you can see, I woke up. I was even in a med bay or something, knocked out a doctor. It was a really cool dream." Chilly said nothing. "Chilly?"

This time Ember opened her eyes fully and saw her friend sitting in a chair near her bed. But it wasn't her bed, it wasn't even her room.

"Chilly, where am I?" Ember asked, looking at her friend.

"Ember, it is advised you stay calm."

"What? Chilly, you sound weird. Where are we?" Ember was a little more desperate sounding.

"Please stay calm." Something wasn't right with her friend, her eyes narrowed.

"Chilly?" Chilly didn't move, she didn't even blink, Chilly was completely frozen. Ember sat up in the bed and slowly stood up, she wobbled a bit but her friend still did not move. Ember warily reached out a hand before poking Chilly's forehead, only she didn't poke her friend in the head. She went right through it. Her friend flickered.

Ember screamed.

In her panic and fear she felt something in her hand. She instinctively swung whatever was in her hand. Again she went right through the thing that wasn't her friend, and again her friend flickered in and out of existence. Ember stopped in shock because she saw what was in her hand. It was a golden scythe with a flaming bit instead of a blade. Ember clutched it, something inside her told her that it was important. That to not let anyone take it away from her, like it was a part of her.

Not- Chilly stood up.

"I need to ask you to stop." It said, Ember shook her head and held the scythe in both hands, the flame blade flared up.

"This isn't real!" she yelled and lunged at her not- friend and with a flash, swung it through it's body and it vanished for good. Breathing heavily Ember started to back away. There was no way this was real. She had to be dreaming.

"Ember? Whoa, what happen to my room? It's the color of.. STARK!" Ember whipped around and screamed again. Not- Chilly had returned but this time she had a panther and a wolf with her.

"Ember calm down it's me!" But Ember was already swinging at her. Not- Chilly swung up her arm and she had an ice sword in hand. Ember was surprised as the sword blocked her scythe from hitting not- Chilly.

Ember! Please stop it really is me!" Ember disengaged briefly before attacking again. Not- Chilly could only hold her off, not attempting to hurt her. The wolf and panther growled and moved in on her.

"No wait! Don't hurt her! Sarah it really is me, Nicole!" Ember stopped. It had said her name.

"Nicole?" Chilly grinned and the ice sword disappeared. Ember looked at her,

"How did you do that?" She asked, still not getting any closer to her friend.

"Uh, I just wanted it to go away. Ember, could you drop the scythe? Please? We really have to talk." Ember shook her head, taking a step back. There was no way she was going to let this go. Chilly looked at her confused but didn't push it.

"Chilly, where are we?" Ember asked, Chilly smiled and said,

"We're in the world of the avengers! Jayfeather's here to see?" Chilly pointed to the panther and Jayfeather meowed before changing into a cat, the wolf barked before changing into a dog. Ember looked at them.

"I have to be in a coma." She muttered, Chilly grabbed her hand and started to drag her out of the room and down the hall.

"Come on! You have to meet the rest of the team! While I was gone they even got a pink flying horse to join the us! Peter Parker's here too, still can't believe they replaced me with that guy of all people. He's a bit cute though. Thor won a beauty pageant in London and now Thanos brought an alien army back from the dead! We don't know where they are at the moment but we're going to find him. Oh yeah the avengers also don't know our real names and I say we should keep it that way so only call me Chilly and I'll only call you Ember. Deal? Awesome. I'm going to kill Stark for what he did to my room..." As Chilly continued on with her rant Ember thought,

Oh yeah, definitely in a coma.

*Posts chapter 15 minutes late with starbucks*

Wait, I don't even like starbucks.

*Tosses coffee.*

So I'd like to apologize for the delay and sucky chapter :( But I'm going to definitely get the next chapter up sooner because for me it's the first official day of spring break! Yay!

*Pulls out cards* *Clears throat* *Puts on game show host voice*

And the team Chilly will be on for the prank war is... Team FROST! Congrats you luck duck the team will be lucky to have you! Stay tune to find out who's going to get chucked through a wall, next time on Every plan needs a back up one!

Thank you! And good bye!

*Runs away laughing manically* *Trips* *Rolls down hill on fire*