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Elf from Downunder I assumed alcohol they can drink a lot of alcohol. Yes, they are on a kind of counseling with someone who sees their relations with distance. Since this chapter they will learn how to collaborate.

I hate alarm clocks. Just completely, literally hates those bloody, torture machines that always ring too early. My alarm usually rings at 7 AM. It's not so bad after all, but this morning I found it even more difficult than usual. I felt really tired, thus it required some time for me to realize someone was walking on my bed. I quickly realized I am not alone at all, but were still too sleepy to remember what the hell was going on. My only wish was to turn off my mobile and went back sleep.

'What was that awful sound?'- I hear annoyed voice

'Alarm clock, torture machine of 21st century'- I murmured – 'it supposed to made people wake up'- I explained, trying not to yaw.

'So, it means you need to wake up. Why are you still in bed'?- I heard another question

'I have "snooze" option turned on. Why are you asking my some many questions in the early morning?'

'I tried to be polite, not like this little blondie one'- explained dark plushie

'Don't be ridiculous snob, as you are the last person in all universe to learn about good manners'- grunted second one

'Oh, please just stop for a moment'- I interrupted- 'Arguments will lead us nowhere. Don't you need to sleep?'

'This is not a case now, you need to wake up now. You mentioned yesterday, that you needed to go to work. So stop grumbling and move'- demanded dark one

'Excuse me? I am not grumbling at all!'

'Firstly, you are most grumbling mortal ever and secondly we'd like some breakfast and more whiskey'- continued dark one

'More whiskey? I have no more, as you already finished everything I got. You drunk whole bottle!'- I explained – 'I will prepare porridge in 15 minutes ok'?

They drunk my whole bottle of whiskey and another one of cherry cordial. It seemed to have no effect on them. Yes, you heard right. Plushies have just drained my apartment from alcohol and demanded more. They stop arguing, that's advantage, however they start drinking contest to prove whose head is stronger. There were no winners as I run out of alcohol. Undying Lands seemed really to lack of psychiatrists.

I covered my head with blanket and was naïve enough to believe my guests would let me step more. Wrong assumption! They decided to be helpful. Just remember guys, never, ever under no circumstances let Vala to do this. It's healthier if they stay in their usual stagnation.

'You are so rude Melkor, just leave our nice host to sleep'- I heard Manwë's voice.

'Don't tell me how to behave little brother. You've always consider yourself too important to even talk to humans. I talked to them and tried to understand. You chose to sit on you boring mountain and talk to eagles'

'Don't bother yourself to play a hero. It was me who always listen to those in need. No one here will believe in your bullshit talks about being nice and understanding'

'For the Eru's sake, there are people here trying to have a nap'- I interrupted.

I made a huge mistake. If I were less sleepy, I would probably said something else. Unfortunately I gave them opportunity to be helpful in some sort.

'No, you are not going to sleep anymore. You will stand, eat breakfast and go work'- I heard demanding voice – 'We won't ruin your everyday life, we are mature and responsible'

They really made me leave my bed. I may only guessed how they made my blanket disappear. Moreover one of them summon ice storm, so I run to my bathroom. Plushies seemed to have odd sense of humour. I washed my face and tried not to think about cleaning awaiting. Ice storm inside my apartment! What is going to be next? Earthquake or volcano eruption?

I completely lost appetite, but still tried to eat breakfast. I felt really strange, when plushies were looking at me all the time. I don't have any eating disorder, but just try to enjoy your meal in such situation! My guests, let me call them, seemed interested in modern America's food, so tried my porridge. At least stop arguing when eating.

When I finished I looked for a big bag. I decided not to leave those two home alone. I want no more orcs, eagles or wolves in my place anymore. Plushies maybe older that universe, but still behave like immature boys. No, someone need to watch them.

'Why are you taking such a big bag with you?'- asked dark one

'Because you will both accompany me'- I explained with smile –'Bag is for transport purposes'

'I don't agree! '- almost yelled second one –'I am Elder King of Arda and I won't anyone to put me in a bag and carry like a Chihuahua dog!'

'I can believe I am to say this, but I agree with him. I am Dark Lord and just don't agree'

'Finally you have the same opinion'- I smiled –'I won't leave you home alone. I just don't want any eagles or orcs. You can't walk on a street. In this world , plushies are not walking'- I explained

'This is as our world as yours'- explained Manwë, still sulky- 'My dominion was just disconnect from mortal lands several thousand years ago, at the end of Second Age. People just forget almost anything about past and remember me as sex-obsessed and paedophile figure, whereas in fact I love and respect my wife '

'That's very interesting indeed, so you were really the one who was later considered as Zeus. I got your point and why are you so upset Mr. Manwë. It's really irritating to be remembered as sex-obsessed asshole' – I answered –'However I am not going to leave you both home alone, unless we will figure what we can do. I will tell you how to use Internet, but in my work not now'

I decided to take my tablet and show them some of its options. I knew it wasn't a perfect solution, but the only I was able to come up with in such a short time. I realized those two have serious communication problems and need counselling. In my office we may talk and got some privacy. If anyone enters, I can pretend I bought plushies for a cousin. With tablet to play they may not start another fight.

I thought giving them a tablet connected to WIFI was a good idea. I really felt sorry for carrying my guests in a bag, but it was the only way to deliver them safely. No one can see walking plushies. They were grumbling all the way. I apologised several times and bought a lot of donuts and cookies. It seemed relatively fine, as to my best luck my guests realized they just can't be seen outside my apartment.

When I briefly explained what is Internet and how tablets are working both of them seemed excited. They also enjoyed sweets almost as they enjoyed whiskey. I am alone in my office, so no one noticed two plushies with tablet.

Silence and peace lasted for a limited time only. Guess which webpage my guests find very quickly? Yes, fanfiction website. From some mysterious reasons they wanted to see what people are writing about them. I can perfectly understand why some of the fics didn't make them happy. Silence in my room lasted too short.