It's Pink
"It's pink." a voice said. "No, it's red." another voice replied. "Hm no, definitely pink.". "For the last time... it's RED.". "Are you color blind? It's pink. PINK.". "I think I'd know my own hair color. It's red.". "Okay, you could get away with salmon, but not red. Erza's hair is red. Your stupid hair, is pink.". "YOU GOD DAMN SNOW-PERV, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!". "BRING IT YOU PINK-HAIRED FIRE FREAK!".
Lucy walked up to Cana who was watching the two begin to fight. "What's going on?" Lucy asked. "Natsu and Gray got into a fight over Natsu's hair. Natsu says it's not pink, and Gray says it is." Cana replied. Lucy let out a frustrated groan. "Do these two need to fight about everything?". "Wouldn't be Fairy Tail if they didn't!" Cana stated. "Shouldn't Erza break this up?" Lucy said as he looked around the room for the scarlet-haired wizard. "She's gone to a meeting with master." Cana told her. "Ugh... looks like I gotta stop them." Lucy sighed. Lucy looked around the room for something to help her stop the brawl. Her face lit up when she saw Mirajane at the bar. He walked over to Mira and asked her "Mira, do you have a frying pan I can use for a sec?". "Sure!" Mirajane said with a smile, and without questioning why. Lucy walked up to Natsu and Gray who were still fighting. "KNOCK IT OFF YOU IDIOTS!" Lucy shouted as she hit them both in the head with the frying pan.
"Ow... Lucy what the hell!?" Gray shouted as he rubbed his head. "Geez...yeah Lucy! What's your problem?" Natsu added "You two need to stop fighting!" she said. "But he started it!" the two wizards said is unison as they pointed to each other like 8-years olds. Lucy sighed. "Gray is saying my hair is pink! It's not pink it's red!" Natsu pouted. "It's pink! Lucy, tell Natsu his stupid hair is pink!" Gray said. "Enough! You both act like children!" Lucy shouted. The ice and fire wizards sank to the floor as Lucy scolded them. "Gray, stop picking on the way Natsu's hair looks! It's not nice!" Lucy said to Gray. Natsu looked at Gray and snickered. "Natsu!" Natsu jumped and looked towards Lucy once again. "You're hair IS pink! But you could get away with salmon." she said to the dragon slayer. "So my hair is either a girl color or a fish? That's not fair!" Natsu pouted. Lucy bent down infront of Natsu. "Natsu don't worry about the color of your hair. Besides, I think your pink hair is really cute." Lucy said with a smile. Natsu looked up at Lucy as was now feeling happy because of her words. "W-well what about my hair?" Gray jealously asked. "Your hair is cute too Gray." Lucy said. Gray did a small fist shake of accomplishment. "Knew it." he said silently to himself. Lucy then stood back up and put her hands on her hips. "Now can you two please stop fighting?" she said. "Aye." they both said in unison. "Good!" Lucy happily said as she walked back towards Cana.
"Wow, you handled that like a champ. Shows that your kindness works almost as well as Erza's intimidation." she said. Lucy smiled and giggled. Natsu and Gray were still sitting on the floor, still acting pouty. "My hair is cuter that your hair." Natsu said quietly to Gray. "Dream on flame brain. My hair is way cuter than yours." Gray replied. "Lucy said my hair was cute.". "She said it to me too.". "But she meant it more when she said it to me.". "I don't think so.". "Maybe she meant your hair was more pervy.". "YOU WANNA FIGHT DRAGON BREATHE?". "C'MON ICE PRINCESS!". And before anyone knew it, the two were fighting once again. Lucy groaned. "Mira? Can I have another frying pan?"