Buon giorn!! Spero che tutti fa bene! È qui il prossimo capitolo, per favore di piacere esso!
Ha, that's all in Italian. I'm taking it in school, cuz, well, I am Italian. My last name is very, very Italian. Oddly enough, it literally means "little Frenchmen". But heck like I'm gonna tell what it is!
Now, no questions for Nudge will be answered in this chapter. But don't worry, they will be eventually.
Disclaimer: I'm a rebel and refuse to write a disclaimer.
Interview 4: NuDgE
Rita: Good morning America and welcome back Storybook Studios! Today's Flock member is Nudge!
(applause)
So, Nudge, how are we doing this morning?
Nudge: Oh my God! It's soooo cold here! You've got, like, fifteen feet of snow out there! How do you live like this? I mean, it's ridiculous! How do you drive in this weather? Are there many accidents? I—
R: Yes, it is very cold. It's called "we're in New York and it's winter". Now, let—
N: OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THE PUPPY OUTSIDE! Aw, it's so cute!
R: That's Conor. Can we please get on with the interview?
N: Oh, yeah, sorry. Got a little off topic there. I always do th—
R: I know. I can see that. First question: shipping.
N: Ok, I just want to say that faxness is SOOOOOO cute! Niggy, eh, Iggy's cute an all, but he's not my type. Eggy is much better, especially when Iggy gets all red when Ella smiles at him. SO ADORABLE! And Figgy, well , I don't know, it'd be weird if they were gay. But, they seem to like girls, so I don't think they are. And, uh, what other ones are there? Oh, yeah, Fudge. Fang's too dark and emo for me, he's kinda creepy sometimes, although him disappearing is so awesome! But that doesn't mean I like him. He likes Max, and Max would kill me if I took him from her. See, she gets jealous and—
R: THANK YOU, Nudge. But we need to move on.
N: OH MY GOD, I'm so sorry!
R: **rolls eyes** It's fine….Next: personalities. Do you—
N: YES! I think they do us so well! Especially Fang! Everyone gets him almost perfectly with the whole "depressed gothic kid" thing. But, he can be nice too, like this one time, he lets us eat ice-cream in front of the TV when Max was gone, and she never lets us do that, and it was soooo fun and Gazzy ate, like, three cartons all to himself and got so, like, SICK! And you would believe what Iggy…
R: Rita, you've reached Hell.
N:…and then I told him to stop but he NEVER listens to me and then Fang made him go to his room. But Iggy fought him until Max got home and we all got in huge trouble because we spill ice-cream everywhere and Max got soooooooo mad at Fang!
R: Eh heh, I see. That sounds like fun.
N: It was! And—
R: Nudge, please, the camera is going to run out of DVD space if you keep talking.
N:…c-camera?
R: Yeah, the one I'm filming with.
N: Y-You never said anything about filming!
R: This is a talk show. They always film those. I even have a mic. See?
N: I thought that was fake…
R: No, it's real, and it's picking up everything anyone says. This is going on the internet.
N: W-What?! Hold up! You told us you just really wanted to meet us and invited us to your house!
R: Uh…well…
N: I'm telling Max!
R: NO!!
N: MAAAAAAA—
R: **tackles Nudge** No! Uh, sorry, but I can't let you tell her!
N: **with tape over mouth** MMMFFPHMUMUPSS!
R: **shoves in closet** Sorry everyone, but, uh…where's going to go to a commercial break now. But when we come back we'll talk to the next member, The Gasman!
N: Hey, there's a skull in here...AHHHH!
TO BE CONTINUED
Didn't see that coming, did ya? If you want Nudge ever to come out, you gotta REVIEW!!
Ok, not really, but reviews would be nice anyway!!
Btw, I really do have a genuine skull in my living room. It's from when my dad was in medical school. Those were the days when they did bio classes with REAL skulls.
Ciao!!
My friend is mad at me for taking her little face (=^.^=), so I have to do a new one...
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