Examine Room.
Your name is LOVINO, but you are known by your chums as ROMANO. It is also your BIRTHDAY. You realise that your room is littered with plates of PASTA and PIZZA. You have a few INTERESTS. You like to CUSS people when they REALLY annoy you, especially if they try and SEXUALLY HARRASS you like some people. But you don't need to know about that yet. You also like things FOR FREE if you can. You are aspiring to be an INTERNATIONAL ARTIST, but you're NOT VERY GOOD AT ART STUFF. You also like to read about ITALIAN CULTURE.
What will you do?