A/N: Hey, how you doing? I'm doing fine, but seriously. What the fuck is with my brain, every time I plan on writing certain amount of words, I end up with the double, well, is a good thing for you. Let's get this over with.
Thanks to every new reader that found this fic of their liking. Now, with the reviews.
To Oyshik, Lazymanjones96, The Rupture, Matze96 and Guest: Thanks for such kind words. *Makes a reverence*
To f1uffy5prinkles: First, thank you. Second, welp, the speculations begins, I see. Yes, those are the obvious. (Pls read the end of the note, I go into depth there) And don't worry; I'm not going discontinue this fic. (It looks that some got that idea from somewhere. ?)
To flitterflux: Oh, don't worry, I already have plans for mah boy Edward.
To Giuseppe: Spanish filter on/ Gracias, me alegro de que te haya gustado tanto. También, parece que ibas a decir me la referencia que más te gusto pero como que la cortaste y me dejaste con la intriga. Y como ya dije antes, no tengo planeado en dejar el fic, tranquilo. (Saludos desde Col) /Spanish filter off.
To Douchebag69: There are two reasons of why I can't answer. The first one is at the end of this A/N. The second, I might be a bad researcher or something, buuut, the word 'Sengū', the only thing I found was the ritual called 'Shikinen Sengū' a ritual done in the Ise Shrine to bring good luck to the imperial family, I believe?
Now, the thing I said… I see that some are starting to speculate how the Servant is, thing that makes me really happy because it means it had caught your attention, but if I told you, it would ruin the surprise, so let's do this:
First: You can still guess, BUT, I won't answer those reviews (I'll read them of course)
Second: If someone manages to actual get the Servant, I'll give them a reward… How about… the person can tell me ideas or what they want for one or two chapter. Sounds good? I would talk this with the person through PM if such thing happened. (So, I recommend reviewing from an account, because for the guests would be impossible or I don't know, I'm new here.)
Third: The rules, if you are going to try to guess. You have to present actual evidence of why do you thing is that character, referring to the things you've seen on chapters, if not the guess would be ignored. Why this? Because, I don't want people to give names randomly.
Now that this is set, I'll give you a hint about the 'hints'. The good ones are really well hidden, you had probably been deceived by the comedy until this point, and even so, these ones are only going to be noticed by the people that know what are they looking for, so, which are hints and which are just content? This hint was pointless, hahahahaha, I'm evil.
Also, like Nasu, I've taken the freedom to… well, not really change, but add more things to the story of the Servant, in case you were going to use his appearance as a thing. (And don't worry, I didn't add things that don't make sense, everything is interconnected)
*Sigh* It maybe went to my head, but it was fun. You can ignore this completely if you only want to read.
Now, into the actual chapter.
A Fragile Broken Glass
The doors of the central command room opened revealing a sleepy doctor with a mug of coffee in his right hand, the mug had the words 'Magi Mari' written on it.
Taking a sip from it, Romani entered the room.
It was the day after the disaster caused by Lev Lainur. Right after everyone got back and Ethan re-attached his arm to his body, making sure that it wasn't going to come off. Everyone decided to rest after so fatiguing event happened.
Both female Masters were the most drained and it was not because of the events or the physical performance, but for dealing with Ethan himself, so after they gave Lily a room to stay, everyone got to bed early.
Now it was 9 am and the Doctor decided to check everything on TRISMEGISTUS, the computer that serves as oversight in the implementation of Rayshift.
It maybe was due to being sleepy, but it wasn't until he got close to the computer that he noticed something… It was on, not only that, but someone was already sitting there, tapping the keyboard.
"Uh…?" Romani opened his eyes to see the person. "…Ethan?" it was the Director's male Servant, wearing his Servant outfit.
"Hm? Ah, Roman, What are you doing here so early in the morning? It's like 6 am." The young man asked with a smile when he saw who the newcomer was.
"Eh?" Pulling his glove a little, the doctor took a look at his watch. "Nope, it's 9:07 am." If he wasn't so sleepy, he would be alarmed to find the young man there.
Ethan looked at the clock at the bottom right of the monitor. "Damn."
With another sip of his coffee, Romani finally woke up completely. "Wait… How did you get in here? The door was blocked by a numeric code and even if you solved it, it is needed a card that only the staff members have."
"Haha, I found out how to go into astral form and with that, the meaning of privacy is violated." Ethan showed him by only disappearing his left arm. "It feels weird but is really convenient."
"Wait…" Archaman got alarmed. "You haven't spied the girls in underwear, have you?!"
"Seeing how that is the first thing that comes to your mind, says more about you than about me, you know that, right?" The doctor that was taking another sip of his coffee, coughed it up. "And no, I haven't. That would be too easy. My plan consists in making them show me willingly in due time." Ethan got back to the pc. A blush sprouted on Romani's cheeks, understanding what that sentence was implying.
Romani coughed in his hand to swipe those thoughts away. "So… from how long have you been here?"
"I couldn't sleep, so…" The doctor noticed the red eyes along eyebags on Ethan's face. "Around 12, I think."
"Why you couldn't sleep?" Romani asked with concern.
"I really don't want to think about it." Ethan continued doing whatever he was doing on the computer. Roman noticed that he didn't want to go into details.
"And how did you stay awake until now?"
"By the almighty power of caffeine." Ethan raised his right hand and showed a cordon with brown liquid that went from his wrist to a transfusion bag hanging at his side.
"Waaah! That's dangerous!" The doctor raised his voice in alarm, seeing how the young boy was injecting coffee into his circulatory system.
"Gotcha. Hahahahaha." Ethan pulled out the needle, it wasn't connected to him. Then, he put the needle in his mouth.
"*Sigh* Don't scared me like that." Roman put his left hand on his chest to stop his heart running. "Then… what were you doing here?"
"Well… my tutor." The image of a priest came to his mind. "He taught me that information is half of the war." Romani got confused with that terminology. War? "So I decided to learn about the people with whom we have met. Learn about their history. I already read all about Cu Chulain, the child of light. Heracles, the immortal Great Hero. Arthur Pendragon or in this case Artoria, The king of knights of the holy sword. Musashibō Benkei, Hitachibou Kaison. Medusa, The female monster of Gorgon."
"When did we encounter Medusa?" Romani asked himself.
"Assassin and Archer… I didn't know their names so I searched them for fiscal traits. Assassin belongs to the Hassan-i-sabah, a guild of assassins, and the one in particular that we fought… …that they fought, was Cursed Arm Hassan, one of the nineteen people to hold the legendary title of 'Old man of the mountain'."
Romani was astonished. The girls told him that Ethan was a joke himself and never took anything seriously and he experienced that himself just moments ago, but now, in front of him was a cold and calculating person, his eyes, which were looking at the monitor, were sharp, he was somewhat… frightening, making cold sweat ran the doctor's forehead.
"Archer… well… I didn't get luck with him. The ones that appeared were: Arash, a legendary great hero from Ancient Persia. And Arjuna, the Endowed Hero. But neither of them has white hair nor even shoot fucking swords from their bows."
"That Archer shot swords? When did he saw that?" More questions appeared in Romani's head.
"That man is a fucking legend or is someone really stupid, or maybe both." Ethan made a pause and grabbed the bridge of his nose, he was clearly tired. "I also wanted to check something… personal."
"Did you get lucky with that?"
"No…" Ethan sighed in disappointment. "You see… when we were in the singularity, Olga was explaining everything to Ritsuka on our way to the church." Romani nodded, remembering said fact. "When we got to the grail war… Olga said that Saber won it…"
"Yes, I remember that." The doctor replied.
"Well, I remember something different." That caught Roman curiosity. "I was told that the one who won the war was…" Romani took a sip of his coffee. "Caster." The doctor immediately spat out. Ethan ignored his reaction, he was too tired. "But in this fucking pc, there is nothing about the war. No Masters, no Servants, no judge, no nothing."
"W-well, there is nothing we can do about it." Romani said, nervous. "Did you find anything else?"
"*Sigh* About Lev Lainur…"
Those three words caught Romani's attention.
"The thing looks really grim… his last name… Flauros." Romani gulped his saliva. "Flavros, Hauras, Haures, Havres, whatever you want to call it." Ethan sounded irritated. "… Is one of the seventy two Demon-gods from the Ars Goetia. A formidable foe, and by judging the prana that that thing was exuding, this is the most plausible possibility…" He stopped and put his left hand over his right to stop shaking. "Thank goodness, I already took measures for that thing… I can't wait to meet him again." With those thought, a sadistic smile appeared on his face, the shake wasn't of fear but excitement.
"This doesn't look good." Romani denoted with a grim face.
"*Sigh* No, it doesn't." Ethan moved his hands behind his head to stretch his body. "If we only had that fucking ring, everything would be a piece of cake." Cold sweat ran Romani's head. "Sorry, I'm just babbling around, don't pay me attention." They stood in silence for some time. "On the other hand, I found something really interesting." Ethan's mood gave a 180° turn, now with a big grin in his face.
"Uh? And what is it?" Romani asked innocently with a smile and a tilted head.
Ethan's head slowly turned to the doctor to give drama to the situation. "Your porn~" Romani's mouth opened while his eyes grew and a blush appeared on his face, if he wasn't awake then now he was. "You certainly are a man who lives to the limit, having your porn here, were everyone can look. You're a madman." Romani was out of words. "And by the way, I'm not talking about that porn; I'm talking about the porn that is hided inside the first file, in other words, the true porn of Romani Archaman."
"You-you- you're bluffing." The red on Roman's face was brighter than ever. "You need a password for that."
"And 'Romance' is certainly not a good one."
"Kyaaaaaa~!" He grabbed his head, letting his mug fall from his hand, crashing against the floor and shattering. "Nooooo! My limited edition mug of Magi Mari!" Roman fell on his knees. "*Sniff* is ruined. *Sniff*" A single tear came from his right eye.
"I have to say…" Ethan's voice drew Romani attention. "You have really good taste. You have the besto genre, vanilla along with big breast, dark skin, and some unique ones like harem and jewelry, I didn't know that last one was a genre but you can never overestimate the internet, and the last one is the best, the cream of the crop… Animal ears, the majority had horns on it." Romani was astonished and that was an understatement. "You know, my old man told me once…" Ethan grabbed his chin with closed eyes, remembering an old man with a scary face, green kimono and a tiger like-jacket over it. "You can only know a person by the content of their porn. You Romani… you are an average person, you have big ambition, and like spicy things at some degree, and want to fulfill every man dream while becoming friend with everyone, but also know what he wants, and last but not least, you're not what can be seen at first glance and can give everyone a big surprise." Ethan took a look of Roman whose soul was escaping from his body. "Oh, and don't worry, I made a security copy in case someone find this." He showed the doctor a red pen drive hanging on his neck.
Archaman didn't know if he was almost dead due to someone finding his secret or that said person psychoanalyzed him with that. He had to do something or he seriously was going to die out of embarrassment. "Okay Ethan you have to go now, you have to go to sleep or something." The doctor got close and began to pull his partner from his hand.
"Oh, okay Doc." Ethan stood up, and began to walk to the exit. "Next time I'll show you mine instead."
That made the doctor blush while pushing his back. "Okay, okay, just go now." Romani stopped pushing him and went back to the computer.
When Romani was about to sit down, he heard something heavy falling on the floor behind him. When Roman turned his head, he found Ethan kneeling on the floor, holding his weight with both forearms resting on the floor. "Ethan!" Romani shouted worriedly as he ran on the young boy's direction.
The doctor fell on his knees, sliding a little to get to his friend. He turned the boy's body to look at him. Ethan's face was red and some heavy breaths came out of his mouth. The doctor lifted the fringe of his forehead and Ethan's forehead and then connected them. "You're burning." The doctor gritted his teeth, how didn't he notice it before? He is the head medic for god's sake.
A soft bump on his head stopped his self-criticism, it was Ethan's hand.
"I'm fine, Doc. It's just a fever." He was eyes close with a bitter smile, while sweat ran his head. It tightened Romani's heart seeing him like that. "A rest and I'll be like new."
Romani clenched his hand. "Okay… But I don't want this to happen again, did you hear me?!" Roman wasn't himself, he was angry.
Ethan just nodded but it was almost like he was falling asleep.
"I want to hear it!" Romani shook the boy's body. He wasn't responding. The Doctor gritted his teeth once more; he was going to shout the boy's name.
"Daiga!" Ethan's eyes shut wide open, hearing that name being pronounced by a female voice. He raised his head slowly and there in front of him she was. A woman with short hazelnut hair, wearing a yellow shirt with dark green stripes and a green jacket over it, and blue short jeans. She was the reason why he didn't want to sleep. "I don't want to see you like this, please." His eyes narrowed to deny the tears that were forming there; he gritted his teeth to the extreme on a futile attempt to swallow the lump in his throat.
His hands went to his head, covering each eye and then they clutched, tighter and tighter. "Again…" his words came out of his mouth like whispers, as tears ran down his cheeks. "They were taken away from me…" Ethan whimpered and whined, while the figure of his old man appeared behind the woman along with other people. "And, again…" A crimson liquid came down from his forehead; he was harming himself out of frustration. "I couldn't do anything to save them…" Green sparks started to appear on his body as his magic circuits lit up.
"Wha! Ethan! Your circuits, your circuits!" Romani stepped back in alarm. They promptly faded away.
"Sorry for that, Doc." Ethan apologized.
"You're bleeding…" Romani remarked.
"Nothing that my sake can't heal" He smiled, seeing the worried doctor. "Hey, Roman, can you do me a favor?"
"I'm won't tell anyone, okay?" Romani assumed.
"Oh no, I already counting with that, or I would be pushed to tell everyone about your porn." Archaman flinched. "What I want is… Can you hand me that bowl with cut onions?" He pointed to a desk.
When Romani looked, he in fact found a bowl with cut onion on a desk. He went for them and gave it to the now stood up Ethan.
"Thanks *Sniff*" Tears began to ran down Ethan's cheeks as he head out the room. "Why the fuck I thought it was a good idea to bring them with me?" He wondered out loud while the doors closed behind him.
Romani was left there with a poker face. Was he crying for the loss of someone or for the onions? And where did the onions came from? Then he realized something. "Ah— Wait, Ethan, is better if I give you a medical examination!" He ran behind the young boy, leaving the command room empty again.
"So… what are we doing here again?" Olga asked irritated. She was with Ritsuka, Mash and Lily in front of the door of Ethan's room.
Everyone already knew about the Grand Order and the seven singularities, this information was provided by Dr. Romani and the Director Olga Marie, the only one that wasn't present there was Ethan.
Romani told them that the young boy wasn't feeling well and that he would appreciate if they went to check on him. He said that a great barrier prevented him to do it himself, and that if he crossed it, the consequences would be astronomical. (For him)
"Well, well. We can use this opportunity to know him better and provide the information that was given to us… maybe?" the young king of Britain rationalized.
"But this 'Barrier' that Roman told us…" Ritsuka looked at the door.
The four girls stared at the sign that was hanging there. It had written on it: 'Only Oppai Allowed'. All the girls had inexpressive faces.
"Just out of curiosity…" Ritsuka moved her hand towards the sign, and then flip it to the other side. There it was written: 'Only Ochinchin Allowed'. The girls sighed.
"I knew it" passed through the girls' mind.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Who's there?" Ethan's voice sounded behind the door.
"Olga."
"Ritsuka"
"Mash."
"Lily."
They announced themselves.
"Olga, Ritsuka, Mash, Lily who?"
Both Masters clenched their hands and gritted their teeth. "This is not a stupid 'knock knock joke!' Open up, now!" Both girls yelled and hit the door repeatedly in unison. 10 seconds haven't passaed but they were already angry at him, how was this possible?
"Jesus. Calm down or I won't open the door." He demanded.
Both girls took a moment to breathe and regain their composure. "We are calm now." They said.
"The door was open all along." His voice came with mockery.
Fury boiled again on the two Masters' bodies; both had to pray to God for some control.
When the four girls went inside, their mouths went wide open when they saw what they found.
On the walls were many posters and shelves with figurines. There was a bookshelf that went from the floor to the ceiling completely full. There was a pc on a desk along with a laptop. Next to it were two video game consoles with a big TV. The bed, where the man in question was sitting, was wider than the others room; that was clearly not the bed that Chaldea provided. On both sides of the bed were nightstands with even more stuff on them, and who knows what more could be found inside the drawers. There was even more thing around.
The girls had heard that they were allowed to personalize their rooms but this was on another level. Everything was placed to optimize the space and everything was impeccable.
Their eyes went to the man in the bed, his lower body was cover by a sheet but what he was wearing caught their attention. Full-length tiger pajamas, for the girls, it was the first time they saw him like that and was adorable.
In his hands he had bubble wrap, probably from the furniture. And he was popping them. "Welcome to my domain." Ethan spoke.
Then the eyes of the girls went to his crotch, there it was a bump on the sheet. Their admiration went to disgust.
"Agh, disgusting." Ritsuka commented, causing Ethan to get confused.
"You're the worst, Pierce-senpai." Mash followed.
Lily just averted her face.
"You're a jerk, I can't believe this" Olga stated.
"Okay, excuse me, what the fuck?" Ethan asked in confusion.
"That!" His Master pointed at his crotch. "We can't believe that you get an erection just by four girls entering your room. You are disgusting and that thing is disgusting too."
"Okay, listen clearly, Master." He got mad. "I don't care if you insult me, but I won't stand that you insult my son. Apologize now, or you won't be allowed to touch it."
"We won't apologize for that! We don't want to touch that thing!"
"Fine." He looked at the bump. "Ozzy, come to papa." Ethan clapped his hands, and then the bump began to move towards him. This alarmed the girl.
Then from the sheets a brown reddish fur ball came out and then started to nuzzle Ethan's face. It was… it was…
"A… weasel…" the girls said.
"Haha, yes, who ish a good boy?" They started playing. "Those horrendous women won't touch you." The girls realized their mistake. "They don't deserve your fluffiness."
"N-no this is not our mistake." Olga tried to justify in her head. "We s-still won't a-apologi—"
"I'm sorry!" Ristuka made a dogeza, she fell for it immediately. "I'm so sorry." She continued. "Can I hold it now?" With a nod form Ethan, she rushed to grab the pet. "Ah~ so cute."
"I'm sorry as well, Pierce-senpai." Mash followed and went with her Master. "Ah~ so fluffy." She noticed the other animal at her feet had a worried look. "You are fluffy too, Fou."
"Please accept my apologies, Ethan. It was rude of my part." Then Lily joined them. "Ah~ is so tender."
"He is not food, okay?" Ethan clarified.
"I-I'm not going to eat it!" Lily replied, alarmed and with a blush on her face, making Ethan giggle.
"So… what were you saying, Olga?" He went back to his Master.
"I…I…" She was staring at the creature. "I'm not going to…"
"Your hands are moving towards Ozzy." She got embarrassed, her body betrayed her.
"Okay, I'm sorry for taking unfounded conclusions! Are you happy now?!" She was pushed to swallow her pride.
"Ozzy, come here to say hello to your new mom." The little weasel jumped out of the three girls to the bed and then stood on his hind legs waiting for Olga to pick him up.
The Director was going to said something about him calling her 'The mom' but the cuteness made her forget.
The girls spent some quality time with the little mustelid while explaining the current situation to the boy, although he didn't look surprised or impressed, but none of them noticed it because of Ozzy.
The clock marked the 2 pm and a little noise was detected by everyone, it came from a little figurine of a tiger that was on top of a nightstand. "Mhm… Daiga? Daiga are you there? Ooiii." A female voice came out of it.
Ritsuka approached to the tiger in curiosity… that name, was the same that Lev said.
"It's time for your medicine, did you hear me? I hope you're not immersed on one of your dumb games." A chuckle came out form Ethan. Ritsuka got even closer, being a few inches away. "TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!"
"Woah!" Ritsuka fell on her butt out of fright; she wasn't expecting it to be so loud. "What was that?!"
"A personalized clock alarm," He responded.
"I didn't know of those things." Ritsuka said, surprised.
"I said this was my domain, I have everything here, and I mean everything."
"Ha, yeah right." The red haired Master said sarcastically.
"Wow, you don't believe me. That's so sad… Alexa play Despacito."
"Playing Despacito." A female robotic voice echoed the room and said song started to play.
Ethan crossed his arms in an exaggerated way, while giving her a smug face. She couldn't believe she got memed so easily. "Alexa stop." The music stopped at his command.
"I want to kill you." Fujimaru stated.
"I know." He didn't even looked at her as he reached three pills and a glass that looked like lemonade. The girls got curious what those pills were for, especially a bright red one, but they decided not to ask.
The three pills went in his mouth and he swallowed, then he took the glass of lemonade to his mouth. "Pfffffff!" He spited immediately. "Ozzy, you motherfucker! You urinated on my fucking water again, didn't you?! You cheeky bastard!" The girls, who were shock of his way of talking to his 'son' when he lost his temper when they did, didn't notice how the little weasel, at their thighs, gave somewhat of a laugh. "Challenge accepted, bitch." Ethan got up of his bed and walk to the bowls of water and food that were next to the TV. The girls watch him with curiosity. He stopped in front of the water bowl "How about a literal taste of your own medicine. *Unzip pants*" A chill ran down Ethan spine, stopping him in place. He didn't turn but he felt the glare of four people threatening him. He understood the message very well. 'If you do that to OUR Ozzy, we are going to kill you here and now.' *Zip pants* "Mistakes were made." Ethan murmured.
Ozzy laughed of his luck with the girls, but began to shiver when he felt his father's glare. The message was also clear for him. 'When we get alone you're going to beg I piss on your water.'
Ethan got back to his bed. "Ritsuka, can you refill mi glass in the bathroom." Every room had its own bathroom for convenience.
"Go do it yourself! You were up two seconds ago!" She yelled, irritated.
"*Cough* *Cough* Oh no, the fever is back. *Cough*" Ethan dramatized.
"Use your gourd!" She wasn't falling for it.
"Because alcohol and medicine are good combination, right? *Cough*" the Servant remarked, pissing her off more. "Agh, I'm dying. I thought… you were a good person."
"Fiiii~neee~" The redhead agreed, grinding her teeth. When she was back with the water, she had a poker face, like if she saw something she couldn't believe. "I have… questions."
"*Glup* Phew. What is it?"
"I saw you closet there, but is due to the space here, right?" He nodded. "I saw a wood bat with the towels. Why?"
"In case a pervert or rapist enters when I'm there." The girls cringed at the thought. The memory of him as a child taking a shower and then a creepy dude entering there, popped in his head. "Stop stupid brain or else, my ass is going to start to hurt."
"And last… why the hell there is a toilet plunger attached to a pogo stick?" She still couldn't believe what she had seen and the other girls thought they didn't hear that correctly.
"That's for when shit gets real." He answered.
"Oh. My. God." Ritsuka was struggling for control.
"Eh? Ooooh, I swear, I didn't do that on purpose." Ethan tried to defend himself.
"I can't believe you did a shitty joke like that." Everyone got quiet. "Oh god, now I'm doing it myself!"
"Well, shit." He said.
"Stop it!" She grabbed his neck, attempting to strangle him and staring at him dead in the eyes. "Do not shit with me! … … … Agh!"
"The power of shit compels you." As she took a deep breathe through her nose, she raised her fist. "Shiiiiiiiit." Her fist went wild, aiming at his face. But it was stopped by the fluffy paw of Ethan's pajama. "Yare yare daze." He moved his paw and grabbed her wrist and then pulled her closer to him, getting her on the bed and hugging her tightly, catching her by surprise. "It was funny, right?" she just nodded, hiding her red face from him. "Good gril." He pronounced incorrectly on purpose while patting her head, which unsettle her even more.
The other three girls looked at them with complexed faces, not knowing how to react. Olga was the most affected, because she had experienced something similar.
Everything went to normal again.
"Okay, I'm going to sleep again." The young man announced as he settled on his bed. "You girls can stay if you want, just don't make too much noise." The girls looked at him. "You can play videogames on the pc or consoles if you want. From the middle of the bookshelf to the bottom are only manga, and from the middle to the top is normal literature. You can also pick some bubble wrapper from the box at the right of the pc." His instructions were clear and precise. "In the mini-fridge next to the bathroom are sandwiches if you get hungry." Hearing him so calm and polite unsettle the girls. "There is also some Copsi to drink."
"What is Copsi?" Ritsuka asked with narrowed eyes.
"It's a mix between Coke and Pepsi." He answered.
"You monster!" The redhead replied.
"It tastes better that you think. *Yawn* That's everything, I think. Wake me up in three hours." He closed his eyes. The little Ozzy stopped moving and looked at his father, not even paying attention to the petting he was receiving, and then ran towards the bed, ignoring the girl completely. He jumped, got on, and then nuzzle his father's face to finally snuggle with him. "Duuuummy, you didn't have to do it." Ethan said to his 'son' with a smile.
The four girls kept staring at the couple for a moment. They looked at peace, but although, Ethan's last words sounded somewhat depressed and sorrowed. They shook their heads, it probably was their imagination, and they couldn't know someone to that degree so easily and quickly, right?
Olga went to the bookshelf to see what kind of literature her Servant had. Lily went to the mini-fridge for the snacks. And Risuka… "Mash, come play videogames with me!" She pulled her kohai from her wrist.
"Very well, but I have never played in my life, senpai." Kyrielight agreed.
"Wow, that so sad… Alexa play Despacito." She wanted to do the meme as well so badly, and this was her chance.
"Fuck off!" The robotic voice responded. "We already agree that I was going to do that stupid meme only once a day." The girls were speechless. "You know that if you want it once more you had to start to twerk that ass in a circle and beg for it like a good boy." This got super weird super quick. Their mouths were hanging; four pairs of eyes went to the boy resting in the bed. How was possible that an AI was sentient? And so pissed? What did he do to her?
"The Siri in my phone is worse than Alexa." He answered without opening his eyes, making them worry even more without answering anything in the first place.
They decided to leave it like that, and not make any question, probably for the better.
Two hours and a half passed.
The speaker that was on a corner of the room started to make noise. "Hem, guys?" It was Romani's voice.
"What is it, Romani?" The Director answered through her bracelet.
"Can you bring Ethan? We need to do a medical examination to him." They had first talked about this on the singularity.
"Very well." Olga responded.
"Great. Meet me on the workshop. We'll need… her… to give us a hand." He cut the communication.
"Her?" Ritsuka asked curiously.
"*Sigh* It's better if you meet her first." Olga replied tiredly.
"Don't talk about someone like if we were supposed to know them already." The voice of Ethan took them by surprise.
"You were awake?" Lily asked.
"Yes." He got up from his bed. "Let me change and we're up to go." He began to walk to the bathroom.
"Don't take too long." Fujimaru said.
"I'm not a woman."
"SEXIST!" The redhead retaliated, but was ignored.
When he came up from the bathroom, that took him like 1 minute, he was on his casual clothing. A plain white t-shirt and an open black tracksuit that had red tribal designs, similar to the command spells on Ritsuka's wrist. He wore short black jeans with red vertical stripes on the sides.
He looked… well and his long and messy mane made it even better, everything looked good until you got to his feet. "Why the crocs and the high socks?" Risuka asked.
"They're comfy." Ethan replied.
"But why the flame designs? That's what I want to know." She continued.
"They make me feel I move faster." He said with an innocent smile.
"I should already know what to expect from your answers." The Master let out a sigh.
They finally decided to go on their way to the workshop to meet 'her'.
Ethan stopped in the door, blocking the path for the girls.
"Move." Olga ordered.
He quickly turned around and hugged the four girls, tacking them with the guard down. "Thanks for staying with me, I appreciated it." He then let go and went in his way.
The girls' faces were toasted from their blood in their cheeks. They couldn't predict what he was going to do or act, at all. They stared at his back; Fou and Ozzy were on his shoulders.
The doctor Romani Archaman was resting his back next to the door of the workshop, waiting for the guys to arrive. "Uh? Ah, guys, over here." He raised his right hand when he saw them.
After introducing Ethan's pet to the doctor, they enter the workshop.
In the middle of it was a woman with light-brown long hair, looking some plans on a table, Ritsuka didn't recognize her but Ethan did.
"Ah! Da-chan!" He began to trot towards the woman, surprising his companions.
"Mm? Ah, E-kun!" When she saw him, she did the same.
When they met each other they started to clap their hands over their heads like some kids that got reunited. "Hey, did you get more beautiful than the last time I saw you, Da-chan?" Ethan asked, keeping their mutual clap of hands.
"Why, thank you. But my beauty is already unbeatable." 'Da-chan' answered the same way, without stopping their claps. "And looked at you, did you get a new hairstyle, E-kun?"
"Haha, actually it grew to my ass when I became a Servant." He responded, not showing any attempt to stop clapping.
"Oh my, and are you okay with that?"
"I didn't have an option, and I don't care anymore anyways."
"Well, then that is solved, I guess." The both of them continued clapping their hands while laughing together.
The girls felt somewhat of jealousy from witnessed such display of friendship. And the giggling breast of 'Da-chan' made it worst.
"Well… it said that being a genius and being crazy is almost the same thing." Romani rationalized. "Maybe that's why they get along so well?"
"How do you two know each other?!" The Director got to her limit and stepped in.
"Uh?" Both of them reacted in the same way.
"When I did my tour around Chaldea; remember when we first met, Olga?" Ethan's left hand went over the woman's shoulders as she placed her right hand around Ethan's waist; irritating the girls even more.
"E-kun is really funny and interesting." The woman added. "Oh?" Her eyes went to Ritsuka. "Are you the Master from whom I heard Roman talking about?"
"Um, yes?" The redhead answered unsure.
Then the eyes of the woman went to the Director, specifically to her right wrist, there what she found resemble a tornado with two lightnings, one at each side of the tornado, those were her command spells. "Ah, Director, you become a Master too?"
"I'm her Servant, Da-chan." Ethan said with a big smile.
The upset look of the woman went to Romani. "Why didn't you tell me?"
"Eh? I didn't?" The doctor scratched the back of his head.
"No, you didn't." Then she let out a sigh. "You are so unreliable; this is why you still don't have a girlfriend."
"You didn't have to say it out loud!" Roman complained like a child. Everyone began to laugh except Ethan that was contemplating his friend's work.
The woman coughed in her right hand. "Allow me to introduce myself." She looked at Fijimaru. "My name is Leonardo da Vinci, the beautiful genius at your service." She bowed politely.
"Nice to meet you, my name is Ritsuka Fujimaru." She did the same. "Eh? But Leonardo da Vinci isn't supposed to be a… man?"
"Says the Master that has 'Arthur' as her Servant." Ethan's voice came from behind Da Vinci.
"Stop it, E-kun, you are going to confuse her." Da-chan replied with a smile to her friend. "Well, is true that I'm a man, or better said I was a man."
"Emmm, huh?" It was all that came from the redhead.
"Don't confuse her, you said…" Ethan approached from behind.
"Hehe, I wanted to do it myself, Fufun~." She grinned.
"Understandable." He replied.
Everyone was frightened, Ethan was already enough, but now; their duet was too much to take.
"Well, you see." Da Vinci continued. "I decided to become my ideal of beauty that is my beloved Mona Lisa." She said with a smile. "There is nothing bad about it, right?" She looked at everyone, Ritsuka and Lily were speechless. Olga, Romani and Mash decided to kept silence, and Ethan was giving her a thumbs up in approval.
Da Vinci's explanation went further, and also mentioned her being the third Servant summoned in Chaldea.
They went to an especial room in the medical facilities to do Ethan's examinations.
"Now, can you enter this room, Ethan?" Romani said.
The black-haired boy just followed the instructions. The doctor sat on a chair next to a computer, were he could see Ethan through a crystal. The girls along with Da Vinci were there.
"Em, girls?" Roman drew their attention. "I would have to ask you to leave. Sorry, patient privacy."
"It's okay Doc." Ethan's voice came from the other side of the crystal. "I do not mind if they stay."
"Okay." Romani continued. "Ethan, can you take off your clothes?"
"Ah, yes." He began to take of his tracksuit there where he was.
"Behind the curtain, you idiot!" Olga yelled through the microphone with a red face that shared with the others except Da Vinci or Roman.
"Is the same thing; at the end I'm gonna end up in underwear, so at least enjoy the free fanservice."
He took of the tracksuit really slowly, making evident that he was trying to enticing them. But those emotions stopped abruptly when it actually came off.
Scars, a lot of them on his hands; then his t-shirt came off, his well-trained and toned body was eclipsed by more scars, then his socks and jeans followed. His entire body was cover by scars.
"Let's say I'm good with pain." Those words came to Mash, how she didn't noticed what those words meant? Everyone had a grim look, except Da Vinci that had a contemplative one.
"Aha, shit! It's fucking freezing here!" Ethan said without noticing the ambience, he then covered his crotch. "Can you raise the temperature, Roman? You know what happen with men and cold, and I don't have any protection here."
The four girls averted their faces, catching the meaning of his words.
"I want to paint him naked." Everyone's necks almost broke when they stared at the perverted genius who said such words.
"I'll take that as a compliment." Ethan said. "But seriously, I'm freezing out here. Romani please."
"Ah, sorry, but that won't happen." The doctor replied with an awkward laugh. "Ethan… if you don't mind telling us… How did you get all those scars?" he asked what everyone was thinking, being careful to not touch a nerve.
"Eh? Ah, these?" He said with a smile, he apparently didn't care about it in the least. "Mmmm? Let's say: 'Everything has a price.' Or 'That life had fucked me real good' whichever you prefer." But he certainly didn't want to be open about it. "Besides, scars just make me manlier. POW! Flex on the losers." He flexed his arms.
"Why do I feel offended?" Romani wonder out loud, receiving a pat on the shoulder form Da Vinci.
"And why do I feel like a jerk and a loser at the same time?" Ethan also wondered out loud.
"Can you go into details, Ethan?" The beautiful genius intervened.
"Sorry Da Vinci." They address themselves differently. "But I don't see how this is relevant for the examination." He stated. The genius was about to say something, but it wasn't given the chance. "No, it doesn't affect my condition in any way, can we go on?" The young male was eyes close, giving them a wide smile.
It was the first time that Olga saw that smile but she knew it was a fake one, and she hated it, this wasn't like him at all, but who was the real him in the first place? She didn't know, and she hated it.
"Please, just tell us who hurt you that bad?!" Ritsuka raised her voice, clear concern in her tone.
"Marbles hurt me." Ethan said.
"Nani?" That came so out of nowhere that Ritsuka asked in her language.
"I also hurt marbles real bad; I mean, I have even cut marbles in to pieces." He continued, making everyone more confused. "Until I met a tiger marble one-chan, then I started to feel bad about the marbles." Not even Da Vinci was following. "Life sure is a crazy and random bag of marbles… … the gacha is also another bag of marbles, and everyone goes for that only golden marble that is in rate up in the bag, not realizing how the rate up of the marbles actually works and then those marbles make memes about the rate up is a lie. There are other marbles that are happy with their three stars marbles and maybe gave them their marble grail. And then, there are those marbles weirdos that grail their bronze marbles and maybe upload their marble videos to marbletube doing. Cool. Marble. Shit. Haaah~ those sweet marbles sure are weird." He finished with a true happy face. Buuut everyone was already too lost to notice it.
"That didn't answer anything!" Ritsuka yelled, making his fake smile return. "Stop avoiding the question!" She was angry. "You're making a fuss about this!"
"Are you sure that is not you?" Ethan replied back.
It is said that the tongue is sharper than the blade, and apparently Ethan had the sharpest one here, making the redhead boil in fury, her face matching the color of her hair. She hated this attitude more than his normal one, and that stupid smile it was like a slap to the face, saying: 'Mind your own business'.
"I'M JUST WORR—" Two hands placed on her shoulders stopped her. It was the Director and her kohai, both shaking their heads. The Master looked at the others; they were giving her the same worry look, their eyes were saying to her that she was not in her right to continue, no matter how much they were in agreement with her feelings. Fujimaru was force to swallow those emotions as she clenched her fists.
"Okay Ethan, can you lay down on the resonance chamber behind you?" The doctor did a comeback with highly professionalism.
"Yes." He did as he was asked.
It didn't take that long.
"Hm… Your body seems normal; there isn't any anomaly of any sort." Romani said.
"Erm… Ethan?" Da Vinci called his name. "Do you remember how did you become a Servant?"
"Let me go through that flashback again." He said, gaining a derogative look from both Masters.
"Fate is a motherfucker bitch that I'm going to— …AGH!" Ethan cursed, frustrated.
He calmed down. He then soaked his index and middle fingers in his blood that came from his pierced stomach, then moved them to the closest piece of concrete and drew a circle not much bigger than his hand, then inside the circle he drew a pentagram, then he added strange words in between the tips of the star and drew a reverse pentagram inside the first one. It wasn't the best nor wasn't appropriate, but he didn't had time, so it'll have to do.
He soaked his entire hand this time, and then placed it on the circle. He opened every magic circuit available in his situation to pump the largest quantity of prana to the circle.
"Is someone there?" He asked, but no one answered. "Listen! I don't have time for a proper summoning right now! So stop being so fucking picky and answer now!" Still silence. "Listen fucker!" He pumped even more prana. "I know you're there! You are linked to me! Whoever you are, you don't want to fuck with me, and you are forced to answer my call! So I'm going to say it once: this is the only time you get to be summoned to the world, take it or leave it, now!"
"Hahahaha, what an interesting vessel, very well, I'll use your body." A distorted voice came from the circle, making impossible to distinguish if it was a female or a male. Red light started to come from it, gobbling up his body.
His clothes changed; his short messy hair grew to reach his bottom back; a mask was placed on his face and his body was healed. The throne of heroes filled his head with basic information, but there were things blocked. Who was the servant? What was their story or legend? It was to be expected with such shitty ritual, which was barely enough to summon something and just because the Servant felt like it.
There wasn't turn back now. He gazed upon the unconscious Olga Marie Animusphere, deciding to do his next move.
Ethan told everyone what happen, omitting some information.
This new knowledge made Romani and Da Vinci immersed themselves in their thoughts.
"Ethan, you know what are you?" The genius asked.
"I have a vague idea, I believe."
"Are you a Demi-servant like me?" Mash asked.
The young man's eyes connected with those of his Master, making her recall what he said. "Did you really think your father was the only monster who experiment on humans?" Making her cross her arms and grasp them.
"No." That took both of the girls by surprise. "I think you are the only Demi-servant, Mash. But I have to admit we are similar."
"Then, a Pseudo-servant." Da Vinci stated.
"Almost, but not quite," Then what was it? Everyone asked themselves, Ritsuka didn't have much idea of what was being talked. "He called it: 'Designed Pseudo-Servant'." That was the first time everyone heard something like that.
"Can you give us more details?" Romani asked, but Ethan kept silent, giving a clear message, that was everything he was willing to give. Why was he so reserved about it? Seeing this wasn't going anywhere they decided to proceed. "Da Vinci?"
"Yeees~" The genius enter the room were the patient was. She guided him to a strange machine, where she began to connect nodes to his body.
"Did you figure it out already?" Ethan asked to the genius.
"Not at all, this is quite fun actually." She replied with a smile. "But it was necessary for the others to be here? I know you knew how they were going to react."
"Better early than late." He said blandly. "What is this for?" He changed the topic.
"It's going to tell us about your magic capabilities, you know, circuits and all that." She finished her preparations. "Now, don't move, okay?" She went out again.
When the data came to the computer, Romani frowned. "Oh my." Was all that came out from Da Vinci when she saw it.
"What is it?" Olga asked with concern.
Romani turn off the microphone. "He has exactly one hundred magic circuits."
"What?!" The Director raised her voice in surprise.
"That's not the issue, Director." The genius clarified.
Romani continue. "He has 50 circuits rank E, 25 circuits rank D, 15 circuits rank C, 9 circuits rank B and… … 1 circuit rank A++."
"What…?" This time was Mash and Lily who asked in disbelieve.
"Such quantity and quality can't be found normally in a magus body, and he doesn't possess any magic crest." Romani had a troubled face. "The magic circuits in his body are not natural. He can't even use them all at the same time, if such thing happens, his body would literally explode." Everyone got a grim face with those last words.
"Are we done?" Ethan asked because he didn't hear anything from them.
"Sorry, Ethan." Romani said. "Can you show us your circuits in action?"
The young man got out from the machine. "How many?" They noticed he already knew about his own condition.
"Just show us whatever you want."
"Can you turn off the lights?" A strange request but they did it anyway. In the darkness his circuits lit up, then they fade, for others to take their place, then again, and again, then one lit up around his body, exuding a great amount of prana, then he went to the first ones to begin the cycle again, each time faster than the last one. "You can see that I can be the soul of a party." He said joking, but they were impressed for such performance, and he noticed. "Due to never had been taught anything about magic, I focus my efforts on the use of my prana, quantity, control, effort, performance, time of response, what and how many circuits are need to do a certain action, all that had been my merits as a user of magecraft. In the end it became natural, like breathe." The lights were turned on again.
"Maybe is that the reason?" Romani asked Da Vinci.
"Maybe…" She echoed.
"The reason for what?" Olga asked with a concern face.
"You see, Director, his element is also unique." The genius answered, making even more worry the white-haired woman. How many oddities can a person have? "His element is 'Prana', is the first time we see something like this, so we don't know what actually does. Normally such thing wouldn't exist, in the first place."
"What is an element?" Ritsuka whispered to Mash like she had been doing all this time.
"It is an alignment that dictated what a magus can or can't do." She gave a quick explanation.
Both examiners thought for a moment if they should ask Ethan.
"Well, I'm not really sure of what it can actually do…" The man in question began, seeing their faces. "I'm really sensible to the prana and mana; with od I don't have idea. —For example…" He looked at the four girls. "Remember when I talked about the Holy Grail, or with assassin? Or how I detected the bomb in the control room? That's the sensibility I have. You see, prana and mana are really sensible themselves; they are easily impregnated with intentions. In the control room, the mana was impregnated with harm and evil, the same with the cave or assassin's knife. The Holy Grail was impregnated with the intentions of maintaining the singularity, what Saber Alter wanted. Heck, I vomited after Flauton leave due to hos prana… *Sigh* I called it 'instinct' because I didn't know what it was, I never question it either."
They make some notes and proceed.
"His od levels are 150 times the amount of a magus." Romani informed Da Vinci, for her to take more notes. "Quite high but…"
"Yes, he is a Servant now, so not that impressive after all." The genius continued; relief to finally find something normal. "But I'll like to know the ones when he was human."
"40 units." Ethan answered.
"Thank you." She replied with a smile while taking notes.
"I think that's everything for now." Romani announced with a smile. "Dress up and you're ready to leave."
With clothes on, he and the girls left the room, leaving those two alone.
"What do you think?" The doctor asked his partner.
"E-kun just became more interesting and intriguing for me." She spoke her thoughts.
"Do you consider him a genius like you?"
"Ahahaha, oh no, if I have to say something… He is a lucky person, I think?"
"His luck is E-." Archaman said, looking at a spreadsheet in his pc.
"Oh no." She responded worriedly, and then took some time. "Haaah~" She let out a sigh.
"You still want to paint him naked?"
"Now I want to paint him while I'm naked too." Romani gave his friend a worried look. He already knew about the unique tastes of her, but he would never get used to them.
Ethan stretched his body. Then he noticed the look in Ritsuka's expression.
"Em… Ritsuka, I—"
"Hmp." She averted her face with a pout to finally give him her back.
Ethan was left with his mouth open. "*Sigh* You should care more about other things, you know." She wasn't answering. "You know that every human have a life span of 2 minutes?"
"What?!" The one who reacted was his Master.
"Yes and when you breathe the clock reset." His Master and the other two Servants were looking at him with fear. "Ah, I see you like that one, I have more. We don't kill time; the time is what actually kills us." Ristuka along with the others flinched.
"Please stop, Ethan." Lily was forced to speak.
"Other fun fact: Your bellybutton is actually your old mouth." The girls got disgusted faces.
"Please stop, you're creeping me out, Pierce-sempai." Mash said.
"Okay…" He looked at Ritsuka, still facing to the other side. "Can you stop the so passive-aggressive silent treatment?"
Ristuka turned a little bit her head to give him a look and then. "Hmp." She wasn't giving up.
"Hah~ Women… … …" Nothing. "Wow, you aren't going to scream 'SEXIST' like always? It was that bad?"
She wanted to be clear; she wanted him to regret it. But maybe she was being too harsh on him… it was time to stop.
"Listen Ritsuka, I'm sorry (Even if I did nothing wrong). I'm just not that important, okay." Just when she was going to stop, he made her blood boil again. "Even without me, this will continue the same, so don't— *SLAP*"
Ritsuka Fujimaru reacted out of anger and slapped him in the face to shut him up, surprising everyone, even Ethan. "Don't say that ever again!" She shouted out of frustration while her bangs covered her eyes. "'You're not that important?' Don't come up with that shit!" She raised her head, showing him her angry face. Teeth gritted and a harsh frown as tears spilled from her eyes.
Ethan pulled out his phone and raised it to his head level and pressed a button. "Uh oh, Drama alert!" The voice of Siri came from the devise.
The redhead snorted, but immediately clenched her fist. This was not the time to laugh at his jokes, this was a serious matter.
"And you are not even my girlfriend, what can I expect in the future?" She raised her flushed face to protest when she heard that comment, but she was received by a pat on her head. "You sure are a kind person… Thank you." He gave her a smile. "I was feeling down today, it wasn't like me at all. I'm sorry for worrying you, Ritsuka. It's not going to happen again."
"Hum… as long you understand it, then, is all good." She averted her eyes with a blush, like the embarrassed teenager she was.
He then noticed the look of the other girls. "Well, to change the subject now that this has been dealt. Tomorrow is the summoning, right?" He asked his Master.
"Eh? Ah, yes, tomorrow is the summoning of new Servants." She answered.
"What?! Summons?!" Ristuka asked with her normal mood. "We are going to do more?"
"Of course we are going to do more. Three Servants are not enough if we want to save the world." The Director said on her normal and authoritative mood.
"Are we going to use more tickets?" Fujimaru asked enthusiastically.
"Ah, right, I haven't told you. No, we're going to use these ones." She pulled out a colorful rock with eight tips.
"Rainbow apples." Ethan said.
"Saint Quartz, you idiot!" Olga yelled at her Servant.
"Yeah… how the heck is that, you only need seven pieces for one? I'm seeing eight." Ethan commented. "Oh no, DW, don't do it." He told at nothing.
"Let's ignore him." Olga said. "You need 3 Saint Quartz to do a proper summon, they are the replacement for a catalyst, but the summons become random." She searched for something in her pocket. "Here are your 30 Quarts, courtesy from Chaldea." She gave the redhead a bag. "If you want more, then pay for them, or gain them as a reward for doing missions. Talk with Da Vinci if you need more information." Ritsuka staid staring at the bag as if it was something sacred. "I have to go now. There is a lot of work to do; I have to put everything in order."
"Then I'm leaving to my room." Ethan announced.
"No you don't." Olga grabbed him from his hair. "You're going to help me." She began to pull him.
"Ahg, ouch, ouch, ouch, I think you're taking the word Servant too literal, Olga… Agh ouch, ouch, ouch, okay, okay, I'll go, but please stop"
Ritsuka turned to leave with her Servants with a smile, waiting to summon more friends. She need more Quartz.
"Ritsuka." Everyone turned to see the young man again. "You better take responsibility, you hear me?" She took a time to analyze the words and then her head exploded in bright red. Ethan turned around with a chuckle and bypassed Olga.
A delicate grasp in his sleeve stop him, He didn't turn to see his Master. She had her other hand turned into a fist and pressed against her chest. "If you wouldn't be here," She whispered quietly. "I wouldn't be here either… thank you, and, I don't want to hear it again either." It was somewhat of a confession.
"Yes." Ethan turned his head and gave her a tender smile.
A tired doctor Romani entered his room stretching out and yawning, it had been a long and strange day. "I guess that's everything… … Uh?" He spotted something on his night table. When he approached, he found his Magi Mari mug completely repaired over a note. He took them both.
"Hey Doc, it's me, Mario! No, seriously though, sorry for the mug, I repaired and made it more resistant, so it doesn't break so easily now."
Romani chuckled when he read it. He then continued reading.
"PD: BTW, do not test it out."
"Ah-" He stopped his hand that was already up in the air ready to throw the mug.
AN: How was it? I tried a more serious one… oh don't worry, this only happen from time to time. (I hope it wasn't that bad).
You know, I liked the contrast of, when in the last one, everyone thought Ethan didn't took a matter of world destruction seriously, when he is the only one who noticed what that implied in that same moment.
Also, because I know there are some people that might complain things, I don't think I have broken any rule in the Nasuverse (you can prove wrong or inform me about something.) And to explain the '-' and '+'. It's stipulated that it means that the rank can change for a period of time and return to his original. That's why you don't see Ethan having bad luck every second, it also explains other things.
Also, his room, it wasn't a show off or an appealing to that kind of people, I don't put things just because I want, everything has an explanation, maybe some worse than others, but explanations none the less. You can ask if you want, of course if it isn't a spoiler.
Also, for those ones that like stupid info like me. The names: Daiga, I don't know if it is a real name or if I created it, but it has its meaning, 'Dai' is written in Japanese (Don't ask me what it is.) it means problematic, I think you see what reflects in the character. And 'Ga' is written with the meaning of bud, germ, spear, sprout, he is a problematic germ in the story of FGO, and he gets to the heart of people he met like a spear. The bud and sprout you'll see in the future. Also, I wanted to continue that line of names of the Fujimura, Raiga (Gramps, old man), Taiga and now Daiga. (you'll see its origin). As well as Kei, you know, Kei Kotomine. The name Kei means 'The Blessed' or 'The Lucky one', haaah those ironic Japanese puns. (Don't ask about Ethan Pierce, that, I don't know.)
Just before you go… To the people that live in the Carolinas in the USA, in the Philippines as well as Taiwan and Hong Kong, I don't know if it already happened or if it is yet to happen. I hope everyone is okay. And in case you're like me and don't watch any news, check this video (Edit: i see it doesn't appear just add youtube an '/' and that, sumanai) " watch?v=U0xD5e5dnfo" It's also a great channel, check it out, it's like a visual fanfiction. And just to clarify (because apparently my words are easily misunderstood) it's not my channel, I don't have a channel in the first place.
I think this is everything for this one… … … oh right, remember to keep the spoiler about the Japanese server to the lowest. Now that's all. Good luck in Nerofest, I know I'll need it.
Read you later.