Hey hey, people! Another chapter of Mrs Benson, Seddie Shipper is heeere! But! Before you read, I have an important announcement to make! For people in the Philippines only!
Okay! So, my older brother, the awesomest brother in da world, has opened a small business that's "partnered" with a popular company in the Philippines, called Chocolate Lover. Anyway, my brother's business is Chocolate Lover Online. You know, order stuff in the website, the stuff goes to your house in a few days. My brother really wants to get rich fast, and this story is my most popular. SO! I'm promoting my brother's business here, without his permission whatsoever!
So, you know. If you need baking stuff and chocolate-related stuff, go to chocolateloveronline. com! Erase the space, I added it so that fanfiction will accept it. Oh, and if you know my brother (I doubt you do, but still) don't tell him I did this. :D
Maybe, in the near future, Chocolate Lover Online could go around the whole world! If that happens, then I'll update this announcement.
Yeah, that's all.
Disclaimer: Me no own iCarly. Nor do I own Chocolate Love Online. Um, duh.
Mrs. Benson, Seddie Shipper
Chapter 4: Freddie's Secrets
Gibby's POV
Gibbeh! Now, it's mah time to shine! I'm a known Sedday shipper myself, so I'll try to help Mrs. B in anyway!
So uh, what am I gonna do again?
Oh, yeah, right. Make Sam and Freddie say secrets to me. I can do it, since I'm Gibbeh.
The next day, I was in front of Freddie's door. I'm too scared to go to Sam's secrets first.
I pulled out my first gadget. This wasn't from Nevel. I made it myself. I call it, Confessa-bear! (A.N: Yes, Gibby copied Spongebob. I meant to do that.) I had bought a purple bear, the attcached a recording device on its paw. I had earphones that is wirelessly connected to Confessa-bear, so that I can hear what's happening. I got a small microphone, also wirelessly connected. Now I can know all his secrets. Gibbeh evil laugh time! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I knocked on Freddie's door. He opened it.
"Heeeey, Fredday! I got a gift for ya! If you wanna confess your secrets, you just tell 'em to this beary here! I made it myself. It's called Confessa-bear!" I shoved the bear in his hands. I'm glad he doesn't watch Spongebob. He'd easily spot my Gibbeh-scheme. "Bye! Have fun with that bear!" I ran out before he could react. I reached the lobby of Bushwell and hid under a bench.
I cleared my throat and tested out my voice for awhile until it was high-pitched. "My name is Confessa-bear! Tell me all your secrets!"
"...Um." Was what I heard from my earphones. Looks like he was speechless by my genius...ness! I waited for awhile. Nothing. Time for more Confessa-bear talkin'!
"Come on, don't be shy! I'm just a bear! A cute, cuddly teddy bear who will listen to your secrets and not tell anybody!" I said in the microphone. I heard a bit of shuffling, and a door closing. Oh no, he locked Confessa-bear in a closet! I better act fast! Think Gibby, THINK! I was about to say something but Freddie's voice cut me off.
"I went to my room so we can talk in private," He explained, like he knew a real person was talking. Oh no. Still bad. He'll figure it out. THINK GIBBY, THINK!
I decided to use my first phrase, so he won't get suspicious. "My name is Confessa-bear! Tell me all your secrets!" I said in the microphone. I heard a bit of breathing, before Freddie finally talked.
"Well, what secrets?" He asked.
"Tell me all your secrets, any secrets! I'm like your diary! Tell me your deepest secrets and feelings!" I said. I heard Freddie take a deep breath, then began.
"Well...I feel heartbroken. Crushed. Like my heart is broken into a million pieces," He said. He's doing it! He's telling! Gibbeh power!
"Tell Confessa-bear why!" I said. No response. So that he'll believe that the bear is a robot, I repeated another one of what I said. "Come on, don't be shy! I'm just a bear! A cute, cuddly teddy bear who will listen to your secrets and not tell anybody!"
No response. I repeated my last sentence, but I added more force. "Tell Confessa-bear why!"
"Alright! Alright! Well...I uh, I kinda broke up with Sam, one of my friends." I hear a sniff.
"Tell Confessa-bear more!" I said. I heard Freddie gulp. Wow, the recording device is really good at picking up sounds. Freddie continued. "Well...I still love her. I always will. And when we broke up...I cried. Hard."
Aw. Poor guy. "Confessa-bear is sorry for you!" I said in the mircophone. "Uh, thanks," Freddie replied in a confused voice. I bet he's thinking, "Why would a bear be sorry for me?" Oh well. I already said it, can't take it back.
"Tell Confessa-bear more!" I said in the microphone. I heard Freddie sigh. "Well, you said you're my diary, so I guess I could tell you everything I know about her."
Uh, why would he do that? Oh yeah, love. Love makes people stupid, I guess. "She's pretty, with golden hair that shines. She has pretty blue eyes, and while she eats 10 tons of food a day, she's pretty slim. She's aggressive, tough, and sometimes crazy. But she can be sweet and caring...like when we were dating." He said, with sadness in his voice. He sounded like he wanted to cry, but he continued. "I really, really do love her. Ever since we kissed for the first time."
...They kissed? Awesome! Well, I got some gold, so I decided it's enough."...Confessa-bear has heard enough secrets to hear for-"
"WAIT! Please...I want to tell you more," Freddie interrupted. Oh. Well. More credit for me! "My name is Confessa-bear! Tell me all your secrets!"
"I guess I resetted it." Freddie said. "Well, I want to make her mine again. I miss her so much, even if we broke up just two days ago. I just...I just can't take it." He sighed.
Awww, That's so sweet. Manly Gibbeh tears.
Freddie continued to rant to Confessa-bear. "Maybe...maybe she never loved me back. Maybe...maybe the kiss in the lock-in, the mental hospital, and the dating thing...maybe it was all a prank. But...that will never happen...right?" I didn't respond. Bears aren't supposed to respond to those kind of stuff. He sighed again. "Why am I talking to a stuffed animal when I know he won't answer my questions back?"
I think this information is good enough. "Confessa-bear has had enough secrets for now. Tell Confessa-bear more tomorrow!" Then I turned off the microphone.
"But-but-!" Freddie sighed. "Oh well. I'll tell it more later." I heard shuffling,for a while, then a door open and close. I think Freddie left. I crawled out the bench and went home.
Okay, so let's see what I got...
Turns out they kissed each other, and Freddie is doubting Sam loving him.
When I reached my house, then my room, I got my phone and called Mrs. B. She picked up on the first ring. "Hello?"
"Heeey, Mrs. B! Got some Freddie secrets for you!" I said happily.
"Well, that's fantastic Gibby. But I'm in the hospital right now. I work as the nurse. Please tell Carly and Spencer to expect me in their house at 9 o'clock. Freddie will be asleep by that time. I expect you to be at their apartment at that time. Understood?" She said. "Yep! You can always count on Gibbeh!"
"That's good to hear," Mrs. Benson said. "By the way, make sure you're clean when you go to Carly's apartment. Remember, A boy who is clean is always welcome to a house that always gives you hospitality."
"That doesn't even rhyme," I said.
"It's not supposed to!" Was Mrs. Benson's protest. "Just clean up before you go to Carly's apartment, alright?"
"Alrighty-dighty!" I said happily.
"Good. I have to go now. Goodbye." Then Mrs. Benson hang up.
I quickly called Carly and Spencer to tell them Mrs. Benson's message. After that, I went to sleep, dreaming about, well, to be honest, Seddie.
Hoo! The story, in total, without my long author's note, has 1246 words! I don't think I've ever reached that much words before, not counting my Pokemon-iCarly crossover!
Well, People in the Philippines, go to chocolateloveronline. com! And everyone else, including people in the Philippines, review! :D
Oh, and do you like the "book cover" for this story? Sorry for my very terrible editing skills. XD
Oh, and sorry for the lack of Mrs. Benson here. :( Stupid me.