[ S H I N O B I'S R I V A L R Y ]

Episode Three:

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I do not own Naruto or anything related to it. This story was purely written for Naruto fans.

Recap:

Naruto suddenly felt something thick, long, and rigid pressing against his stomach. He felt heat radiating from the monster. Kiba's jounin uniform did no help to obscure his thick pulsating member that was proudly prodding Naruto against his belly button.

Naruto didn't know what it was at first. Not until he heard Kiba panting Naruto's name in his ear, moaning and rocking his hips.

"Kiba?" Naruto yelled, causing all the birds in Konoha to scatter away from the nest they made at the rooftops and making all of Konoha's civilian to turn their head towards the Hokage's resident in curiosity.


Naruto thanked Kakashi for rescuing him. Together they walked the streets of Konoha, attracting attention from people, wondering why the great copy ninja was walking with the mysterious deadly beauty.

"Thanks Kakashi-sensei," Naruto huffed still trying to catch his breath, "Do you think Kiba will follow us?" Naruto asked as he and Kakashi jumped up onto a tin covered roof on the eastern part of town.

The usual relaxed silver haired ninja felt rage coursing through his veins. Kiba was practically having sex with Naruto through clothes. The dog boy was seconds from coming before Kakashi grabbed Naruto and used a jitsu to escape. He was tempted to pull down his headband and use his sharingan to teach the pup a lesson.

"No," Kakashi said "not unless he wants to lose his dick." Kakashi snarled, eyes full of malice. If looks could kill then his grey eye would have slaughtered a whole village.

Naruto was eyeing his sensei wearily. He had never seen Kakashi acting in such a manner. The ninja was usually calm and kind, but he was too tired to question Kakashi. He had traveled through the forest for a day straight with Jiraiya to get to Konoha and the fatigue was hitting Naruto full force.

"Kakashi-sensei, do you think I could sleep at your place?"

Kakashi looked down at his student to see the boy's blue orbs half lidded, leaning onto him a bit for support.

"Why can't you sleep at your place?" The jounin questioned. It wasn't that the matter bothered him. In fact, he was thrilled, but he just couldn't trust himself to be alone with the young fox.

Naruto was too tired to form complete sentences. "Got kicked out . . . didn't pay . . . three years," Naruto mumbled.

Kakashi sighed. His fox needed sleep and he'd be damn to take that away from him. He'd just have to trust his wild libido to stay calm for a couple of hours without molesting the boy.

The silver haired jounin picked up the boy effortlessly and carried him bride style without receiving any objection from him. Kakashi was surprised to find that the two scythes were light. There were weird inscriptions written on the blades. He'd have to ask Naruto about the scythes later.

In a few leaps using chakra to increase his speed, Kakashi made it to his two bedroom apartment and place Naruto gently down, opening the door to let him in.

Naruto shuffled in wordlessly, mentally noting himself to inspect the apartment later. He walked into a random room, hoping that it was a bedroom. He was happy to see a king sized bed waiting for him.

"Night Kashi," Naruto mumbled, awake enough to feel his presence behind him. Naruto crawled into the bed and relaxed into the soft heavenliness, a gratified sigh escaping his mouth before he fell asleep.

Kakashi was about to tell Naruto that that was his bedroom and the guest room was next door, but after hearing Naruto's nickname for him he had lost all coherent thoughts. In all his years of knowing Naruto he had never heard Naruto address him by the cute nickname. He sighed and closed the door, making his way to the bookcase that was filled with Icha Icha Paradies books in his living room.

"Time to keep myself occupied." Kakashi mumbled to himself, picking out a book particular book that was about a boy falling in love with his teacher. He went over to sit on his black leather sofa to start reading, only imagining it was Naruto in the story instead.

Three hours have passed and Naruto was still asleep. Kakashi decided that the boy would be hungry after he woke up so he went and dialed for Teuchi to have six bowls of miso pork ramen to go.

'He'd definitely love this,' Kakashi thought to himself.

Kakashi decided that it was about time to check up on Naruto. The silver haired ninja shuffled his feet silently across the room, opening the white door leading to his bedroom Kakashi was greeted by an angelic being lying on his bed. The moonlight beamed down through his window panes giving the kitsune a heavenly appearance.

The jounin noticed that the blonde was sleeping shirtless, revealing his toned chest.

'Three years of training did wonders for Naruto.' Kakashi thought in awe, admiring his sleek, muscular yet not too muscular physique.

Naruto groaned and shifted, causing the comforter to slide down lower from his stomach. Kakashi was rewarded to the sight of Naruto's soft cock nestled in his blonde curls.

'Dear, Kami! The boy's sleeping fully naked on my bed!' Kakashi was instantly hard. The combination of Naruto's sleep tousled blonde hair, naked body, and groaning in his bed was too much for the shinobi. He wanted all three things to be for a whole different reason.

Kakashi let out a sexually frustrated groan along with Naruto. It came out a little too loudly and caused Naruto to stir even more.

Ocean blue orbs opened its eyes and sat up, causing the comforter to pool around Naruto's feet and hanging off the edge of the bed slightly. Grogginess was still in his eyes but the boy recognized his sensei immediately.

"Hey, what's up Kakashi?" Naruto mumbled while wiping invisible eye crusts away. The jounin barely comprehended what his student asked him. His grey eye was plastered to Naruto's naked body. He was contemplating if he should take down his headband to reveal his sharingan eye to drink in the sight even further; ingraining it deep inside his cranium like all the other jutsus he copied.

Naruto acted as if he was oblivious that he was naked. Naked and in his sensei's bed. "Naruto, you're naked." Kakashi stated.

Naruto smiled sheepishly and raised a hand to scratch the back of his head in an embarrassing manner; making his bicep ripple, "sorry, I sleep naked all the time when I traveled with Jiraiya, so it's kind of like a habit now. Hope you don't mind."

'Not at all.'

"Oh." Kakashi stated dumbly in a husky tone.

'But that doesn't explain why he isn't bothered being naked in front of me.' Kakashi mused.

Naruto was unaware of his sensei's raging hard on that could have rivaled Kiba's. The blond got up and stretched his back, arching forward with his arms raised above his head. The sight was a sin to watch.

Kakashi's cock twitched and he briefly decided that he had to leave before he took the ignorant boy right then.

Kakashi decided that he needed to get laid. Badly. He was going to have to pay a visit to the infamous sex fiend, Anko soon. The kunoichi had a thing for Kakashi ever since he could remember and it was high time for him to take on her generous offer for Naruto's sake.

Naruto didn't know what was going on with his sensei. Kakashi had a glint in his eyes that Naruto couldn't pin point the emotion behind it. Naruto looked down at himself seeing if there was anything on his body that could have made his sensei act weird.

'Nope.' Aside from a few additional battle scars, he thought his body looked exactly the same as three years ago. Yes, he grew several more inches, but living with the cheap Toad sage meant a life of living in dirty motels that had questionable stains on the tattered bed sheets and escaping hordes of angered woman that wanted to castrate the old man. Naruto never got the proper nutritions for his muscles to develop properly.

Naruto noticed that he was nude after putting his sweatpants and T shirt back on. "Could that be the reason?" Naruto wondered, but quickly dismissed it. He and Kakashi took frequent trips to the bathhouse back then. The ninja had seen Naruto in the nude quite a number of times, even though Naruto have never seen Kakashi's body. The silver haired shinobi was a quick and sly one. In fact, Naruto had never seen the man without his mask off.

The smell of miso ramen wafted into the room and Naruto's body responded immediately.

"Ramen!" Naruto screamed in glee, rushing into the source of the smell. Three years without ramen from old man Teuchi would do that to the blonde.

"Did you buy ramen for meeee?" Naruto asked dragging out the words; inches away from Kakashi face.

"No," Kakashi lied, jokingly.

Kakashi patted Naruto's head playfully after seeing him pout and glare at him. "Yes, Naruto they're for you. Now follow me to the dining room," Kakashi motioned over to the small room with a square glass table, gesturing Naruto to sit across from him.

"So, Naruto," Kakashi begin, opening the containers to the soup slowly. He chuckled inwardly after hearing Naruto's stomach growled. He knew that he wasn't winning any of Naruto's affection by acting this way, but the jounin couldn't help it. He loved to tease the young boy.

Kakashi slowly and carefully removed the noodles from the to-go box and place it inside a bowl. He then slowly poured the soup, glancing at Naruto secretly to see his reaction. Naruto's blue eyes were staring transfixed on the bowl. "K-ka-kakashi, I know you're doing that on purpose!" Naruto growled and glared at his sensei.

"Eating is like making love, Naruto. You have to see it, smell it, and taste it in a deliciously slow way. You can't just rush the experience, unless you want a tummy ache, or a very displeased partner," Kakashi joked, knowing from earlier that Naruto was still a virgin.

Naruto picked up on Kakashi's teasing tone and quickly retorted back. "I wouldn't be talking Kakashi. You probably haven't gotten any pussy in years. That's probably why you hide yourself in those porn books Jiraiya writes all the time." The look on Kakashi's face showed Naruto that he was in utter shock. That made the boy to continue on his insults. "You know there's a statistic that says ninety-one percent of men who look up porn have small dicks, thus why they can't get any." Naruto was inwardly beaming. Never mess with an Uzamaki Naru—"

"Please. I get plenty of pussies. Too much actually," Kakashi replied back nonchalantly while stirring the noodles, "and if you want to talk about statistics, I'm part of the twenty-two percent population of men that has a dick longer than nine inches."

Naruto was staring at his sensei wide eye and gaping like a fish. 'Dear, Kami! Longer than nine fucking inches?'

"You know Naruto, you should definitely close your mouth. The image is very provocative," Kakashi leaned in closer towards Naruto, "unless you wanted to see how much of me you can fit in that mouth of yours?"

Naruto blushed ten shades darker than Gaara's hair. He quickly looked down to avoid his sensei's eye. "Just give me my damn noodles," Naruto mumbled.

To Be Continued . . .

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